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Agent Johnson's constant frustration with the current political climate and his tendency to rant against those he disagrees with, often with a sarcastic and cynical tone, mirrors Sideshow Bob's personality. Just like Bob, Agent Johnson is driven by a desire to expose the flaws and corruption within the system, 'The distribution of wealth is increasingly rolling uphill. “At half the companies in this year’s pay survey, it would take the worker at the middle of the company’s pay scale almost 200 years to make what their CEO did.”', and he is not afraid to express his disdain for those he sees as responsible for the problems, 'White straight liberal women need to stfu and let the women with brains take over. Your’s has turned to mush. You bitches are whacked.'

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Agent Johnson is a politically charged individual who is passionate about free speech and critical thinking. He is a vocal critic of the current political climate and the media's portrayal of events. He is also a strong supporter of personal responsibility and believes in the importance of holding individuals accountable for their actions.– @opMockingbird23

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Agent Johnson's cunning, ambition, and willingness to challenge authority align with the traits of Slytherin house. He often criticizes the establishment, questioning their motives and actions, 'The way the US Congress writes up modern legislation is completely useless. They purposefully throw in provisions they 💯 know is a deal breaker, just so they can use it for a sound bite or headline.' He also displays a strong sense of self-preservation, carefully choosing his words and actions to avoid unnecessary conflict, 'I’ll take ‘Porn riddled queer commie anarchists’ for $1000 Alex [picture] [quoted tweet]'. These qualities, while often seen as negative, can also be seen as a sign of intelligence and strategic thinking, key traits of Slytherin.

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The song's critique of American society, its political system, and the media's influence aligns with Agent Johnson's own views. He shares a similar frustration with the current political climate and the media's manipulation of information, 'The opinion pieces these days, with the direct result of making people dumber, need to find a hole and die there.', and he expresses his discontent with the direction society is heading, 'After yesterday’s results Dems all but guaranteed their own demise. Notable acheivements for the party of unity include: Slavery Jim Crow Segregation KKK Weaponizing Government Institutions and the media Feel free to add other notable achievements!'

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