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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson's rebellious, risk‑taking nature mirrors the user's constant experimentation with substances, as seen in tweets like "Trying to see if microdosing meth will help me sleep" and "Trying out 20mg dexamfetamine today i feel like 15’ll be better". Both also reject conventional structure; the user writes "I hate being on a schedule every single night is like the night b4 christmas but in a bad way" which fits Bart's disdain for school rules and authority. The user's impulsive, sometimes chaotic humor about drug combos, e.g., "How to do jade weed + ketamine combo : weed first then ton of ketamine then more weed", echoes Bart's penchant for wild schemes. Finally, the user's introspective yet chaotic musings about consciousness ("I did group meditating whilst high ... now understand slightly more about god and collective consciousness") reflect Bart's occasional deeper moments, making him the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often focusing on internal experiences and using first‑person reflections such as 'I am scared of being unconscious when I sleep' and 'I think it’s why all of my dreams semi‑lucid…' (I). Their language is abstract and future‑oriented, discussing concepts like 'the idea of substance use as a love affair' and 'group meditation… consciousness', indicating a preference for intuition (N). They frequently ask analytical, logical questions about drug interactions—e.g., 'Anyone tried benzos and pregab together before? How much do they potentiate each other?' and 'How much do benzos weaken psychedelics?'—showing a thinking style (T). Finally, they express a dislike for rigid schedules and a love of flexibility, stating 'I fucking hate being on a schedule every single night' and 'I think I should stop forcing myself to sleep and go to bed when it feels right', which aligns with perceiving (P).

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Psychonaut & meditative music lover. Ex‑chem student who once 'boofed' pregabalin for a laugh. Promoting safe, informed substance use. #harmreduction– @oppaitekcore

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail fuses Japanese sake, reflecting @oppaitekcore’s fascination with Japan’s rave scene ("I’m interested in drug usage in japan particularly in raves"), with absinthe, a classic psychedelic that mirrors their description of substance use as a love affair ("The idea of substance use as a love affair is such a good way to describe it to me"). Blue Curaçao adds vivid, electric visuals reminiscent of the "visuals" they experience on pregabalin and 2CB ("Pregabalin is crazy wtf i took it for sleep… and theres so much visuals just off 300mg"). A splash of energy drink captures the stimulant buzz they chase with dexamph and meth ("A big part of what works on adhd for me is being physically energised… dexamph and certain strains of weed worked so well"). Together the drink balances calm meditation, intense hallucination, and jittery energy, echoing their chaotic yet introspective vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive to understand the effects and mechanisms of various substances, asking detailed questions like "How much do benzos weaken psychedelics? Asking for the opposite reason expected i kind of want to try 2cb on nitrazepam" and experimenting with precise dosages ("20mg boofed i dont understand how higher doses are less euphoric and more therapeutic"). They frequently reflect on their mental states and philosophical concepts, e.g., "The idea of substance use as a love affair is such a good way to describe it to me" and "I did group meditating whilst high and was taken to places LSD took me and now understand slightly more about god and collective consciousness". Their tweets also reveal a habit of researching supplements and their impact, such as "NAC is pretty insane for addiction for me as soon as i take it i feel significantly less desire to take any drugs or doomscroll and less ocd". This constant pursuit of knowledge, self‑analysis, and intellectual curiosity aligns closely with the Ravenclaw values of wisdom and learning. While there are elements of risk‑taking, the dominant characteristic is a quest for insight rather than bravery or ambition, making Ravenclaw the most fitting house.

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Their frequent references to Nine Inch Nails—e.g., 'NIN has a lot of songs where on the surface it's about a relationship but the relationship is usually between god or drugs'—show a deep identification with NIN’s themes of addiction and self‑destruction. The tweet 'The idea of substance use as a love affair is such a good way to describe it to me' mirrors the lyrical confession in 'Hurt' that the narrator’s pain is both a lover and a poison. Lines like 'I feel like a styrofoam corner' and 'I think I could lose myself in here' echo the song’s refrain 'I hurt myself today… I'm a broken man who’s feeling numb', expressing a numb, self‑inflicted hurt. Their admission of trying dangerous drug combos ('Trying to see if microdosing meth will help me sleep') aligns with the raw honesty of the lyric 'The needle tears a hole… I'm trying to heal the wound.' Overall, 'Hurt' captures the mixture of self‑analysis, drug‑induced dissociation, and emotional pain that dominates their timeline, making it the song that best reflects their personality.

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