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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, studious, and often overthinking everything while still being a bit goofy and self-aware. Like Lisa, they care a lot about academics and feel guilty when they don’t live up to that ideal, as seen in “5 hours of me sitting at my desk pretending to study while reading bl” and “how i feel after highlighting the whole chapter then going to sleep”. There’s a strong health/body preoccupation and overanalysis of food and weight that mirrors Lisa’s anxious, overthinking side, shown in tweets like “the key to losing weight is realizing that theres more to life than food…” and “in my recovery body recomp gym rat era”. At the same time, they have a witty, slightly sardonic humor and social commentary, such as “edtwt posts never fail to make me realize how much an ed can downgrade someones intelligence” and “its getting harder and harder to tolerate the west”, which feels very Lisa-coded. The combination of being a high-achieving med student, introspective, socially observant, and a bit world-weary firmly places them in Lisa’s territory rather than the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer archetypes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I): most tweets center on solitary activities like binge-reading web novels instead of socializing, e.g. “5 hours of me sitting at my desk pretending to study while reading bl”, and they mention having little social life, as in “انا ليه بتعاقب عشان معنديش حياه اجتماعيه”. Their humor often abstracts from immediate reality into patterns and concepts, suggesting intuition (N), such as generalizations about weight-loss ‘vibes’ in “interesting how most of us are trying to lose weight but each person wants a specific ‘vibe’ of skinny iykwim” and commentary on culture in “its getting harder and harder to tolerate the west”. The tone leans thinking (T): they question others’ logic and use blunt phrasing, e.g. “edtwt posts never fail to make me realize how much an ed can downgrade someones intelligence” and the sarcastic “some rando: omg are you wearing the same shirt two days in a row?? eww me: have you ever heard of a washing machine dumbass”. Finally, they appear perceiving (P): they admit to procrastination and drifting, such as “midterms? you mean the best time to find new web novels to binge read instead of studying?” and their casual, experimental approach to routines in “in my recovery body recomp gym rat era”. Together, this pattern of introspective solitude, conceptual musing, analytical bluntness, and flexible, non-structured lifestyle best fits INTP.

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Your signature cocktail
The sparkling lemon iced tea is for their sharp, slightly chaotic humor and constant commentary on life, like “chat chat chat chat chat chat shut upppppp” and “why do old men have that weird smell”. Boba pearls nod to their favorite drink and little self-care wins, as in “Favourite drink boba, protein drinks” and “i got boba”. Pomegranate syrup brings a deep, sweet-tart mood that reflects both their darker body image posts like “the way i genuinely contemplated suicide more than once because of how much of an obese whale i am” and their reflective takes such as “the key to losing weight is realizing that theres more to life than food”. Mint leaves represent their gym and recovery era energy in “in my recovery body recomp gym rat era” and their excitement over feeling physically better in “i just got contact lenses and omg is this how normal people see all the time??”. A pinch of sea salt captures the slightly salty, self-deprecating edge in tweets like “I hate to admit this but i was in my prime when i was deep into my ed” and “my whole body hurts”, making it a light but emotionally complex drink for their metabolism week every month vibe from “metabolism week every month > metabolism day”.

Your Hogwarts House
Ayano shows a very Ravenclaw blend of curiosity, overthinking, and self‑analysis. They joke about replacing studying with binge‑reading web novels in “midterms? you mean the best time to find new web novels to binge read instead of studying?” and spending hours supposedly studying while actually reading BL in “5 hours of me sitting at my desk pretending to study while reading bl”, which still points to a mind that craves stories, ideas, and escapism. Their posts often analyze social dynamics or behavior, like critiquing ED Twitter logic in “edtwt posts never fail to make me realize how much an ed can downgrade someones intelligence” and questioning laxative use in “why yall purge with lax if it doesnt get rid of calories”, showing a logical, questioning attitude rather than blind conformity. They also display a dry, observant wit in comments like “why is it ‘borrowing’ and not ‘stealing’ youre not exactly giving back the thing you stole are you” and “genuinely how do bodybuilders afford all this food”, which fits Ravenclaw’s sharp, sometimes detached humor. Although there are hints of ambition and body‑image fixation, their strongest throughline is a thinking, analyzing, slightly cynical mind that processes life through observation and commentary rather than bold action, which aligns most closely with Ravenclaw.

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A song that fits them well is this is me trying by Taylor Swift, because it balances quiet struggle, self-awareness, and wanting to get better while still messing up. They clearly wrestle with body image and restriction, talking about going "back to omads" and their "recovery body recomp gym rat era" in tweets like “going back to omads they never let me down” and “in my recovery body recomp gym rat era”. There are also moments of depressive exhaustion and physical burnout, like “لما كان عندي اكتئاب كنت بنام من ٧ بليل ل٧ الصبح و باخد قيلولات كمان بالنهار شكلي هرجع للنقطة دي ☺️” and “I dont remember restriction being this physically debilitating”, which match the song’s themes of feeling like you’re failing even as you’re trying. At the same time, they keep moving forward—starting med school, going to the gym, playing chess tournaments—as seen in “officially a med student!!” and “انا دلوقتي في بطولة شطرنج و اتمسح بيا البلاط 😭”, which echoes the song’s quiet resilience. Their mix of self-deprecating humor and vulnerability, for example in “the way i genuinely contemplated suicide more than once because of how much of an obese whale i am is bamboozling”, aligns with the song’s raw, confessional tone.

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