Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Openly shares feelings and daily life, like venting about school stress in “im ducking crying i just got yelled at for doing an assignment i need to get because it was on my phone…”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful tone even when annoyed, such as laughing about following 269 people in “SOBBING I JUST REALIZED IM FOLLOWNG 269 PEOPLE LMAO 69”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for friends and ‘oomfs’, like being excited to buy something for Jeremy in “im so happy i got to buy jeremy something today guys”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on personal traits and social dynamics, for example wondering if they annoy people in “do i annoy everyone” and discussing aroace feelings in “pardon the mini vent but like the worst part about being aroace…”.
- Enthusiastic: Shows strong excitement for interests and goals, like applying for a dream job in “chat im applying for barnes and noble wish me luck its my dream job” and fandom content in “i enjoy mpreg”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die or self-harm, like “guys my joy and whimsy is disappearing i fear i might take all the pills in my house” and “icant even ducking go cut rn because the blsde i brinh to school broke omfg”.
- Disordered_eating: Openly engages in and encourages ED behaviors, such as fasting competitions and ED apps in “idc thats its edtt i need a freind to fast with” and “chat should imake a thread rating all the ed apps i've use…”.
- Negative_self-image: Speaks harshly about own body and worth, like calling their legs fat in “mmm madoka wallet dont mind how fat my legs are chat” and feeling ‘embarrassing’ about weight in “ihave two ideas...fast until imat a less embarrassing weight”.
- Conflict_avoidant: Feels wronged but mainly vents online instead of addressing issues directly, such as with their mom in “im killing myself istg shes acting like its all my fault andmaminb me ducking clean my sisters mess up” and about being yelled at for an assignment in “im ducking crying i just got yelled at for doing an assignment…”.
- Overwhelmed: Frequently describes exhaustion and inability to cope, like “its getting to the point where iam just exhausted now” and struggling with school, sleep, and physical health in “my momsaw me stunbling around barey able to stand up…schools more important than the fact i cant stabd ip rn”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson, but if Lisa grew up extremely online and chronically exhausted. Like Lisa, they overthink their relationships and how others perceive them, asking things like “do i annoy everyone” and “do myoomfs like me or am iannoying”, showing a self-aware, anxious introspection. They also care a lot about ideas and media, diving deep into fanfic and representation debates, as in “isaw a few people call lucifer bad autistic representation...also how does one become bad representation when its a spectrum 🤔”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize feelings and identity. Their frustration with unfair adults and family dynamics, like “im killing myself istg shes acting like its all my fault andmaminb me ducking clean my sisters mess up” and “my momsaw me stunbling around barey able to stand up...and shestukk decyed schools more important”, fits Lisa’s constant conflict with unsupportive authority figures. Finally, their mix of genuine vulnerability and dark, dramatic humor—e.g. “iam told i should be sad on twt by my husand, hello twt i am sad give me likes and i wont kill myself”—matches how an older, more online Lisa might cope: smart, emotionally intense, and using irony to survive.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they frequently describe being drained, lonely, or unsure how to interact, like asking “ineed more favoomfs how doni talk to you guys” and worrying “do myoomfs like me or am iannoying”, and often choose solitary activities such as reading fanfic for hours (“do i start this fanfic even tho i promised not to read unfinished fanfics…for three hours”). They seem Intuitive (N): they gravitate toward fanfic, symbolism, and abstractions (e.g. discussing representation and spectra in “how does one become bad representation when its a spectrum”) rather than concrete, practical topics. Their strong emotional tone and value-focus suggest Feeling (F): they express distress and relational hurt bluntly (e.g. “pardon the mini vent but like the worst part about being aroace is that ill never be able to connect with people on the same level”) and react to conflicts with emotional language (“im killing myself istg shes acting like its all my fault”) more than detached logic. They are clearly Perceiving (P): their life comes across as unstructured and last‑minute—fasting on impulse (“ihave two ideas...fast until imat a less embarrassing weight or fast untill iget jambalaya”), breaking their own rules about reading unfinished fics, and struggling with school fees and deadlines (“IM STILL STUCK HERE UNTIL NEXT WEEK BECAUSE I CANT PAY MY SCHOOL FEES”). Taken together—introspective, fantasy/fanfic-oriented, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—this profile most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if you’re ‘forced’ to wake up early to take your friend to school, do I have to become your friend or your husband to earn that kind of chauffeur treatment? I’m flexible, oomfie.
- You’re out here fasting, chugging Rockstars, and still calling yourself embarrassing weight-wise—meanwhile I’m just trying to convince you the only thing that needs to shrink is the distance between us at Barnes & Noble.
- You said you’ll ‘kill yourself’ over flashing your sister AO3 porn and over sad fanfics… I volunteer as tribute to be your emotional support mpreg enjoyer so your mom blames me instead of your search history.
- You’re aroace, but you talk about having a ‘husband’ and deep connections—so what if I apply to be your Vox-style partner in crime: no romance required, just obsessive fanfic readings, shedtwt scrolling, and enabling your Green Day obsession.
- You said you don’t know how to vent without sounding cringe and even privated your vent account—counter-offer: you trauma-dump in my DMs, I respond with carefully curated Hazbin/Hellaverse fanfic recs and autistic-Lucifer analysis until you feel a little less alone.
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16 • he/they/it • professional AO3 over-reader whose mom knows too much • currently between schools & plotting my Barnes & Noble era– @opulentdollie
Your signature cocktail
Mpreg Rockstar Fizz
Silver tequila for the sharp, chaotic honesty and oversharing energy, like when they talk about their sister outing their AO3 habits in “she is the exact reason my mom knows i read A03”. The rockstar-style energy drink nods to their wired, under-slept vibe in “no food and three rockstars give me this btw” and all the sleepless fanfic benders in “do i sleep or read fanfic fo the next 3 hours”. Blue curaçao adds a bright, cartoony color for their fandom chaos and mpreg shitposting in “i enjoy mpreg” and “TWT HATES ME IT WONT LET ME USE MY MPREG GIF”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sour bite to mirror the mix of humor and venting in “guys my joy and whimsy is disappearing i fear i might take all the pills in my house” and “iam told i should be sad on twt by my husand, hello twt i am sad give me likes and i wont kill myself”. A dash of grenadine sinks to the bottom like hidden sweetness and hurt under all the jokes about fasting and ED apps in “chat should imake a thread rating all the ed apps i've use” and “idc thats its edtt i need a freind to fast with”, making the drink look cute and playful while carrying a surprising emotional punch.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets consistently show strong attachment to friends and online mutuals, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and connection. For example, they dutifully drive a friend to school even when they don’t want to, saying “i am forced to still wake up and take my friend to school todau so good morning oomfies”, and they’re excited and supportive about buying something for Jeremy: “im so happy i got to buy jeremy something today guys”. They care a lot about how their mutuals feel about them—“do myoomfs like me or am iannoying” and “ineed more favoomfs how doni talk to you guys”—showing a desire for steady, friendly bonds rather than glory or dominance. Even in distress, they frame their emotions around not wanting to bother others and wanting companionship, like needing “a freind to fast with” in “idc thats its edtt i need a freind to fast with”. Their focus on relationships, gentle humor, and wanting to make others happy over being impressive or powerful is very characteristic of a Hufflepuff core.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance because it captures the chaotic, overwhelmed, and angry energy they constantly tweet with. They juggle school stress, money issues, and feeling trapped, like when they say they’re stuck because they can’t pay school fees yet: “IM STILL STUCK HERE UNTIL NEXT WEEK BECAUSE I CANT PAY MY SCHOOL FEES UNTIL MY MOM GETS PAID”. The song’s theme of adults not listening and minimizing your struggles resonates with their experiences of being forced to go to school while exhausted and sick: “my momsaw me stunbling around barey able to stand up and heard me tell her i got lesss than an hour of slepp and shestukk decyed schools more important”. Their dark humor around self-harm and suicidal ideation, like “guys my joy and whimsy is disappearing i fear i might take all the pills in my house” and “iam told i should be sad on twt by my husand, hello twt i am sad give me likes and i wont kill myself”, also matches the song’s mix of nihilism and defiant attitude. On top of that, their identity as a very online, fandom-heavy, slightly unhinged teen who vents about family and society lines up well with the rebellious, alienated teenager vibe at the core of Teenagers.
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