
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson, but if Lisa grew up extremely online and chronically exhausted. Like Lisa, they overthink their relationships and how others perceive them, asking things like “do i annoy everyone” and “do myoomfs like me or am iannoying”, showing a self-aware, anxious introspection. They also care a lot about ideas and media, diving deep into fanfic and representation debates, as in “isaw a few people call lucifer bad autistic representation...also how does one become bad representation when its a spectrum 🤔”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize feelings and identity. Their frustration with unfair adults and family dynamics, like “im killing myself istg shes acting like its all my fault andmaminb me ducking clean my sisters mess up” and “my momsaw me stunbling around barey able to stand up...and shestukk decyed schools more important”, fits Lisa’s constant conflict with unsupportive authority figures. Finally, their mix of genuine vulnerability and dark, dramatic humor—e.g. “iam told i should be sad on twt by my husand, hello twt i am sad give me likes and i wont kill myself”—matches how an older, more online Lisa might cope: smart, emotionally intense, and using irony to survive.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they frequently describe being drained, lonely, or unsure how to interact, like asking “ineed more favoomfs how doni talk to you guys” and worrying “do myoomfs like me or am iannoying”, and often choose solitary activities such as reading fanfic for hours (“do i start this fanfic even tho i promised not to read unfinished fanfics…for three hours”). They seem Intuitive (N): they gravitate toward fanfic, symbolism, and abstractions (e.g. discussing representation and spectra in “how does one become bad representation when its a spectrum”) rather than concrete, practical topics. Their strong emotional tone and value-focus suggest Feeling (F): they express distress and relational hurt bluntly (e.g. “pardon the mini vent but like the worst part about being aroace is that ill never be able to connect with people on the same level”) and react to conflicts with emotional language (“im killing myself istg shes acting like its all my fault”) more than detached logic. They are clearly Perceiving (P): their life comes across as unstructured and last‑minute—fasting on impulse (“ihave two ideas...fast until imat a less embarrassing weight or fast untill iget jambalaya”), breaking their own rules about reading unfinished fics, and struggling with school fees and deadlines (“IM STILL STUCK HERE UNTIL NEXT WEEK BECAUSE I CANT PAY MY SCHOOL FEES”). Taken together—introspective, fantasy/fanfic-oriented, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—this profile most closely matches INFP.

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16 • he/they/it • professional AO3 over-reader whose mom knows too much • currently between schools & plotting my Barnes & Noble era– @opulentdollie

Your signature cocktail
Silver tequila for the sharp, chaotic honesty and oversharing energy, like when they talk about their sister outing their AO3 habits in “she is the exact reason my mom knows i read A03”. The rockstar-style energy drink nods to their wired, under-slept vibe in “no food and three rockstars give me this btw” and all the sleepless fanfic benders in “do i sleep or read fanfic fo the next 3 hours”. Blue curaçao adds a bright, cartoony color for their fandom chaos and mpreg shitposting in “i enjoy mpreg” and “TWT HATES ME IT WONT LET ME USE MY MPREG GIF”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sour bite to mirror the mix of humor and venting in “guys my joy and whimsy is disappearing i fear i might take all the pills in my house” and “iam told i should be sad on twt by my husand, hello twt i am sad give me likes and i wont kill myself”. A dash of grenadine sinks to the bottom like hidden sweetness and hurt under all the jokes about fasting and ED apps in “chat should imake a thread rating all the ed apps i've use” and “idc thats its edtt i need a freind to fast with”, making the drink look cute and playful while carrying a surprising emotional punch.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets consistently show strong attachment to friends and online mutuals, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and connection. For example, they dutifully drive a friend to school even when they don’t want to, saying “i am forced to still wake up and take my friend to school todau so good morning oomfies”, and they’re excited and supportive about buying something for Jeremy: “im so happy i got to buy jeremy something today guys”. They care a lot about how their mutuals feel about them—“do myoomfs like me or am iannoying” and “ineed more favoomfs how doni talk to you guys”—showing a desire for steady, friendly bonds rather than glory or dominance. Even in distress, they frame their emotions around not wanting to bother others and wanting companionship, like needing “a freind to fast with” in “idc thats its edtt i need a freind to fast with”. Their focus on relationships, gentle humor, and wanting to make others happy over being impressive or powerful is very characteristic of a Hufflepuff core.

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A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance because it captures the chaotic, overwhelmed, and angry energy they constantly tweet with. They juggle school stress, money issues, and feeling trapped, like when they say they’re stuck because they can’t pay school fees yet: “IM STILL STUCK HERE UNTIL NEXT WEEK BECAUSE I CANT PAY MY SCHOOL FEES UNTIL MY MOM GETS PAID”. The song’s theme of adults not listening and minimizing your struggles resonates with their experiences of being forced to go to school while exhausted and sick: “my momsaw me stunbling around barey able to stand up and heard me tell her i got lesss than an hour of slepp and shestukk decyed schools more important”. Their dark humor around self-harm and suicidal ideation, like “guys my joy and whimsy is disappearing i fear i might take all the pills in my house” and “iam told i should be sad on twt by my husand, hello twt i am sad give me likes and i wont kill myself”, also matches the song’s mix of nihilism and defiant attitude. On top of that, their identity as a very online, fandom-heavy, slightly unhinged teen who vents about family and society lines up well with the rebellious, alienated teenager vibe at the core of Teenagers.

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