Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Radical Honesty: Openly shares personal details like being "born on boxing day" and his "5'5" height.
- Creative Vision: Demonstrates an interest in character design and aesthetics, noting he has a "vison" and needs more "art of my sona."
- Community Engagement: Consistently interacts with his audience via Strawpage, inviting them to "send me stuff" and answering their questions.
- Self-Awareness: Recognizes his own social tendencies, admiting that "trying to not constantly annoy people is so hard."
- Free Speech Advocate: Expresses a firm stance on creative expression, stating "comedy should have no limits."
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: Frequently uses ableist slurs, calling mutuals "RETARDS who fall for the most obvious propaganda."
- Generalizing Hostility: Makes broad, inflammatory claims about religious groups, such as calling Muslims the "most homophobic and transphobic group on earth."
- Social Cynicism: Maintains a very negative outlook, believing that "2026 will NOT be my year" and describing his own life as "stupid chud life."
- Discriminatory Rhetoric: Expresses intolerant views by stating certain "people like this don't deserve equal rights."
- Impulsive Behavior: Admits to a lack of patience, noting he was "meant to be born in january but I got impatient" so he was born early.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, Orbit portrays a rebellious, edgy persona that thrives on shock value and self-deprecation, frequently using slurs and provocations to get a rise out of people. He shares Bart's nihilistic and cynical outlook on his own life, tweeting “fuck my stupid chud life” and admitting “I went to the retard factory and everybody knew me wtf”. Orbit also mirrors Bart’s anti-authority stance and pride in being a nuisance, noting that “Trying to not constantly annoy people is so hard ngl”. Ultimately, both characters lean into a “bad boy” archetype, though Orbit’s modern iteration is filtered through internet incelcore and chud subcultures.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Orbit exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary activities like “walking 15 minutes in 10°C weather to get an energy drink” and a preference for a “private account”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their interest in abstract patterns, such as identifying “shows that take place in a game/simulation” and musing that their “political views are beyond your comprehension”. The Thinking (T) trait is prominent in their blunt, often abrasive logic and dismissal of emotional diplomacy, stating that “comedy should have no limits”. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is shown through their spontaneous, unfiltered posting style and the admission that “trying to not constantly annoy people is so hard”, suggesting a lack of rigid social planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you 10°C weather? Because I’d gladly walk 15 minutes in a stupid chud life just to get a taste of your energy.
- I'm not usually one for propaganda, but you've convinced me that 5'5 is actually the peak height for a 'funny rabbit guy'.
- I promise I’m not from the retard factory, but I’d still love to be the one who finally untangles your nets.
- Forget the chemicals in the water—you’re the only reason I’m feeling this 'mrow' right now.
- They say follow ≠ endorsement, but if I followed you to the ends of the earth, I’d endorse every second of it.
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Canadian analyst of digital subcultures and FPS enthusiast. Once survived a 15-minute trek in 10°C weather for a Diet Coke. Passionate about healthcare reform.– @OrbitoclastXD
Your signature cocktail
The Boxing Day Bunny-Shot
This cocktail is served in a tall glass because the creator is famously “around 5'4 or 5'5” and desperate for a boost. It uses a base of “diet coke” to fuel their “stupid chud life”, mixed with Canadian rye to honor their frozen homeland where “you just die waiting” for healthcare. The pink grapefruit adds a “fake and gay” flair, while a single bitter drop represents their tendency to “constantly annoy people” with unfiltered political takes. Finally, it’s garnished with a rabbit-ear citrus twist to celebrate the “funny rabbit guy” persona.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
OrbitoclastXD displays a classic Slytherin blend of self-preservation and a provocative, exclusionary social style. He openly embraces tribalism and personal bias, stating, “I'm not above making fun of people for their place of origin, need that be nation or city.” and exhibits a cynical wit regarding his own community, such as when he claims, “I went to the retard factory and everybody knew me wtf”. His loyalty is intense but highly selective, as seen in his declaration that “when I follow someone I endorsee everything they've ever done, past present and future bitch.”. This combination of edginess, pride in his specific identity, and a blunt disregard for broader social sensitivities aligns perfectly with the more rebellious and cunning traits of the Slytherin house.
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A-O-K - Tai Verdes
Orbit’s online persona is a chaotic blend of self-deprecation and ironic detachment, frequently joking about their own height and mental state. They often refer to themselves as a “funny rabbit guy” while maintaining a nihilistic outlook on life in Canada, stating, “2026 will NOT be my year”. Despite tweeting about being “gay and retarded” or dealing with a “stupid chud life,” there is a persistent, quirky energy in their frequent “mrow :3” posts. A-O-K fits this vibe perfectly as it captures the spirit of someone who is struggling with internal chaos but remains nonchalant and committed to their own weird brand of 'fine.' The song's upbeat but laid-back tone mirrors Orbit’s ability to post through the “retard factory” of the internet without losing their sense of humor.
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