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Milhouse Van Houten is known as the perpetual loser, insecure, self-deprecating, and often feels out of place – just like @orchidcide who describes themselves as an 'online loser' in their bio and tweets 'I'm so tired all the time' and 'I have complicated feelings about addicts. I hate drugs'. They also show a tendency toward social alienation, saying 'The worst feeling is when I think I've made friends with another woman... only to find out they're an autistic man like all of my other friends'. Milhouse's constant self-doubt and outsider status mirror these sentiments. They also voice strong, sometimes cynical opinions on social issues, as seen in the tweet 'There are few things I dislike more than trans 'women' comparing themselves to actual women...'. Overall, Milhouse's blend of insecurity, self-deprecating humor, and outsider perspective aligns well with the user's tone.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is highly introspective and private, as shown by the bio “private person… online loser” and tweets like “I am a private person. female. real life adult. online loser.” This indicates an Introverted (I) style. Their focus on abstract ideas, personal values and societal commentary—e.g., “My culture is not your costume” and “We may be scrutinized for our looks, but you don’t even meet the base criteria for womanhood.”—reflects an Intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by personal feelings and moral judgments, evident in statements such as “There are few things I dislike more than trans ‘women’ comparing themselves to actual women…” and “I have complicated feelings about addicts… I hate drugs, I resent drug addicts.” Finally, the lack of strict schedules and spontaneous remarks like “Might go to Oklahoma for like five minutes and then go back to Texas” and “I have extended my hotel stay until December 20th… so hopefully I will not be technically homeless anymore by Christmas” show a Perceiving (P) orientation. Together these traits point to an INFP type.

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DIY artist, mini motorways fan, coffee addict, currently living out of hotel rooms. Once attempted a microwave kiln. #CreativeNomad– @orchidcide

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The dark, espresso‑based spirit of the drink captures the sleepless fatigue expressed in "I'm so tired all the time" and the love for coffee noted in "sometimes i make hot cocoa without any sugar at all". A bitter Campari layer reflects the self‑critical tone of the tweet "I hate drugs, I think they destroyed the man my father could've been" and the overall melancholy. A drizzle of honey syrup honors the sentiment "gift giving is my love language" and the desire to share sweetness despite hardship. Gin provides a botanical complexity that mirrors the mixed Italian‑Polish heritage and the cultural tension hinted at in "My family is giving me some problems about me not being feminine enough again ha ha". Finally, a whisper of absinthe adds an edge of chaotic, germ‑phobic anxiety, echoing the tweet "without fail, every time i feel like i should be more normal and not so germaphobic ... I get sick".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s curiosity is evident in tweets like "what is your favorite folklore tale [picture]" and "How programmers see the world [picture]" which show a desire to explore stories and perspectives. They also engage in deep self‑analysis, for example "I have complicated feelings about addicts. I hate drugs, I think they destroyed the man my father could've been. I resent drug addicts for their self pursuit of self destruction." Their critical commentary on social issues, such as "We may be scrutinized for our looks, but you don’t even meet the base criteria for womanhood. Worry about yourself sir [picture] [quoted tweet]" demonstrates a thoughtful, questioning attitude. These patterns of intellectual curiosity, introspection, and analytical critique align with Ravenclaw’s emphasis on wisdom and learning.

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The user repeatedly calls themselves an 'online loser' in their bio and posts like 'The worst feeling is when I think I’ve made friends with another woman (exceedingly rare in my life, I yearn for it) only to find out they’re an autistic man like all of my other friends & that’s why we were getting along', showing a strong feeling of not fitting in. The lyric 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong' from Radiohead's 'Creep' mirrors this self‑perceived outsider status. Their ongoing references to exhaustion and pain, such as 'I'm so tired all the time' and 'Fell and hurt myself and now I am in a lot of pain', echo the song’s bleak self‑assessment. Family criticism about not being 'feminine enough' ('My family is giving me some problems about me not being feminine enough again ha ha') adds to the sense of rejection that the song conveys. Overall, the combination of alienation, self‑doubt, and yearning for acceptance in their tweets aligns closely with the mood and theme of Radiohead's 'Creep'.

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