Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous creativity: Shows original, absurd humor and wordplay, e.g. joking about redrafting iconic phrases and memes like “'nossa Pagin de onde vc tira tanta genialidade pra tweetar' . [picture]” and surreal bits like “Ablué bilulu [picture]”.
- Cultural curiosity: Engages with music, art, and cinema across languages and eras, citing French songs and Caravaggio as in “To vendo um documentário da tv cultura no YouTube de 12 anos atrás sobre o Caravaggio [picture]” and French lyrics in “Je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais… [picture]”.
- Political awareness: Follows elections and global politics, worrying about Trump and local mayors as in “Cara vou nem conseguir dormir essa noite, pqp oq a gente faz se o Trump vencer?? [picture]” and commenting on a PL mayor in “Minha cidade vai ser governada por um candidato do PL [picture]”.
- Self‑irony: Frequently makes fun of himself, engagement, and music taste, as in “Pqp 0 likes vou apagar esse perfil [picture] [quoted tweet]” and the Enem joke “Galera citei Lupe de Lupe na redação do Enem quanto será que tiro? [picture]”.
- Loyal friend: Promotes and supports friends’ projects and profiles, e.g. boosting his cousin’s channel in “Galera minha prima e os amgs dela começaram um canal de humor vão lá da um força pra eles [picture] [quoted tweet]” and signal‑boosting @claie in “O Twitter da @claie caiu ent ela criou um bluesky, sigam lá [picture]”.
Weaknesses:
- Crude sexuality: Tweets include explicit sexual content that can be off‑putting, e.g. “eu to tão sozinha, preciso de um carinho na minha bucetinha… [picture]” and graphic questions like “Gente é normal aquela gosminha branca que fica na cabeça do pau… [picture]”.
- Aggressive hostility: Uses violent or extreme language toward people, such as “Devia ter uma brecha na constituição que permita matar o prefeito [picture]” and “Vou sortear um moot pra encher o portão de tiro [picture]”.
- Offensive edginess: Leans on shock jokes that can target groups, like “mulher é tudo puta por isso que eu sou viado [picture] [quoted tweet]” and calling someone “otário pq vc é branco” in “Vc é otário pq vc é branco [picture]”.
- Harsh negativity: Often expresses extreme contempt (wishing a bomb on people) in tweets like “Pior vídeo da história da humanidade + juntou as piores pessoas do Brasil num lugar só + quero que caia uma bomba atômica aí… [picture] [quoted tweet]”.
- Impulsive posting: Mentions posting rants then deleting under pressure, e.g. “Apaguei meu tweet sobre a Lana del Rey, ameaçaram minha família na dm [picture]” and rapid‑fire drafts in “Vou postar todos os meus rascunhos [picture]”, suggesting low content filtering.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as clearly Extraverted: they constantly interact with mutuals, complain about DMs and quotes, and seek social engagement through Twitter, for example asking for support for friends’ projects (“Galera minha prima e os amgs dela começaram um canal de humor vão lá da um força pra eles”) and talking about wanting more mutuals on their private account (“Preciso de mais mutuals seguindo minha priv”). Their humor leans heavily on associations, references, and absurdity rather than concrete detail, suggesting Intuition: see the surreal escalating bit about the “deus da morte” (“nossa deus da morte kkkkkk que pau pequeno c calma…”) and their playful political/media takes like imagining being world dictator (“Se eu fosse o ditador mundial nada disso taria acontecendo”). They seem more Feeling than strictly analytical: they react with strong value-laden judgments and emotional language (e.g. intense dislike of certain public figures and content: “Pior vídeo da história da humanidade + juntou as piores pessoas do Brasil num lugar só + quero que caia uma bomba atômica aí…”), show concern about misogyny (“Quando um homem fala a msm coisa todo mundo da risada, vcs nem escondem mais o ódio por mulher 🤷”), and often frame things in terms of how they and others feel. Their lifestyle and tweeting style read as Perceiving: highly spontaneous, chaotic drafts and overshares (“Vou postar todos os meus rascunhos”), joking about last‑minute or impulsive behavior (“Fui pra escola pra descobrir que não tinha aula”), and playing with whatever catches their attention that day, from politics to obscure memes, without a structured or planned persona. Together, this mix of high social energy, associative humor, emotionally charged values, and improvisational life approach is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hating the Beatles and still screaming the lyrics in all caps is exactly my vibe — we can listen to Terno Rei, Los Hermanos and Lupe de Lupe while I pretend the Beatles ‘are a merda’ with you and still sing along off-key.
- You quoted ‘Je suis venu te dire que je m’en vais’ and then said you’re French — fine, but instead of going away, how about you just come over and explain Gainsbourg to me while we don’t shower and listen to French songs?
- Your dad believing AI hawks on Facebook but not movie CGI convinced me: if I tell him we’re dating, he’s definitely going to think it’s real — so… should I start rehearsing how to call him ‘sogro’ or am I moving too fast?
- You: ‘If I were world dictator nothing of this would be happening.’ Me: perfect, first decree is you making a playlist with Yung Lixo, d$ luqi and Lupe de Lupe and forcing me to fall in love with both your music taste and you.
- You talking about being ‘a oposição mais afrontosa’ and ‘na luta contra a homossexualidade do lado da homossexualidade’ makes total sense — I’ll be the government you derruba at night and the mutual you defends on the timeline in the morning.
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Semi-professional meme archivist, Caravaggio doc enjoyer & anti-Beatles advocate. Once cited Lupe de Lupe in the ENEM and somehow survived.– @ordepkun29
Your signature cocktail
The Meisinho de Barril Sour
This drink is named after their recurring meisinho posts and constant sense of chaotic crisis, matching the vibe of living in “situação de barril” and the tweet about politics and apocalypse vibes like “Cara vou nem conseguir dormir essa noite, pqp oq a gente faz se o Trump vencer??”. Cachaça infused with coffee and clove nods to Brazilian roots and late-night shitposting energy, plus the mix of tenderness and aggression in lines like “Devia ter uma brecha na constituição que permita matar o prefeito”. Dry vermouth represents the unexpectedly cultured side that watches Caravaggio docs and quotes French music, as in “To vendo um documentário da tv cultura no YouTube de 12 anos atrás sobre o Caravaggio” and the Gainsbourg reference in “Je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais…”. Pink grapefruit juice is sharp, slightly bitter, and playful, like roasting fandoms and music tastes in “Beatles e uma merda Rolling Stones e muito melhor” and “Nunca ouvi uma música do Tyler the Creator na vida”. A dash of absinthe stands for the surreal horny–cursed timeline energy of tweets like “eu to tão sozinha, preciso de um carinho na minha bucetinha…” and the absurd anime-esque “deus da morte senpai...”. Finally, the smoked salt rim captures their dark, smoky humor and permanent opposition stance, echoing “Nós vamos ser a oposição mais afrontosa que esse país já viu” and the gleeful chaos of “Se eu fosse o ditador mundial nada disso taria acontecendo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows a mix of niche cultural references, irony, and self-aware humor that leans heavily Ravenclaw. They casually reference French music and poetry in “Je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais Et tes larmes n'y pourront riem changer Comme dit si bien Verlaine au vent mauvais Je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais”, and even joke about being French in “Sou francês caso vcs não saibam”, which suggests a playful engagement with language and culture. Their taste in music and film is very specific and somewhat cerebral, citing bands like Terno Rei, Los Hermanos, and Lupe de Lupe in the bio and tweeting things like “To vendo um documentário da tv cultura no YouTube de 12 anos atrás sobre o Caravaggio”, which shows curiosity and a willingness to dive into older, more intellectual content. The humor is highly verbal and meta, for instance in “'nossa Pagin de onde vc tira tanta genialidade pra tweetar' .” and the elaborate shitpost about the "deus da morte" in “nossa deus da morte kkkkkk que pau pequeno c calma d deus da morte ...”, indicating quick wit and linguistic playfulness. Even their political and social commentary is delivered with an analytical, sardonic edge rather than pure rage, as in “a ESQUERDA precisa aprender URGENTEMENTE que sua namorada terminou com vc pq vc chupava a xereca dela assim: 😐😛...”, which dissects a behavior pattern through humor. While they have some impulsive, Gryffindor-like rants and edgy jokes, the dominant throughline is cleverness, cultural literacy, and a very Ravenclaw style of irony.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, ironic, and very online personality like theirs fits best with Smells Like Teen Spirit. They mix nihilistic humor with horny oversharing and grotesque jokes, like “eu to tão sozinha, preciso de um carinho na minha bucetinha até sair aquele creminho gostoso…” and “Gente é normal aquela gosminha branca que fica na cabeça do pau começar a cair pra fora?”, which echoes the song’s messy, rebellious energy. Their political and social frustration — “Devia ter uma brecha na constituição que permita matar o prefeito” and “Minha cidade vai ser governada por um candidato do PL” — matches Cobain’s anti-establishment angst. The mix of self-deprecation and ironic detachment in “Se eu fosse o ditador mundial nada disso taria acontecendo” and “Se vc é tão engraçado ent pq tá sozinho essa noite?” is very in line with the disaffected youth vibe of the song. They even directly reference Nirvana with “nirvana”, reinforcing the connection between their tastes and the song’s grungy, sarcastic spirit.
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