Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community Dedicated: Acts as an editor for the Splatoon wiki and is an active member of the 'OilCord' group.
- Empathetic: Offered heartfelt prayers for families affected by the “Central Texas floods”.
- Civic Minded: Advocates for platform safety, suggesting a “rule to not allow ai generated images” to improve content quality.
- Critically Analytical: Demands “sourced criticisms” regarding Nintendo rather than relying on emotional or delusional beliefs.
- Artistically Talented: Identifies as a cellist in his bio, showcasing a commitment to musical discipline.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: Frequently uses profanity and insults, telling others to “Shut the fuck up” during disagreements.
- Highly Reactive: Admitted that poor matchmaking in Brawl Stars makes him “fucking lose it” and pisses him off.
- Ableist Language: Uses offensive slurs to describe people he disagrees with, such as calling Nintendo critics “retarded”.
- Hypocritical Behavior: Criticizes the Brawl Stars community for “whining” despite his own frequent complaints about the game.
- Poor Sportsmanship: Reacts to sports losses with extreme hostility, tweeting “Fuck okc, fuck the refs” after the finals.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Osquid is a highly active and passionate cellist who takes their interests—from Splatoon editing to gaming ethics—very seriously. They exhibit a strong moral compass and intellectual elitism, frequently calling out others as “Dumbass twitter users istg” or lambasting the “lazy route” of AI generation. While Osquid is a massive sports fan, their tendency to provide “sourced criticisms” and their frustration with a “generation [that] is so cooked” mirrors Lisa's activist spirit and social commentary. Ultimately, their bio's focus on faith, music, and academic-style wiki editing aligns with Lisa’s overachieving and principled personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
OrderSquid38 demonstrates Extroversion (E) through high-energy, reactive engagement with multiple online communities and sports fandoms, often claiming to “speak for everyone”. Their Sensing (S) trait is evident in their focus on concrete data, such as player ratings and statlines, rather than abstract theory. Thinking (T) dominance is shown through a blunt, often abrasive communication style where they demand “sourced criticisms” and call out logical fallacies in others. Finally, they exhibit Judging (J) by frequently making firm declarations on how things should be organized, such as demanding “change the logo back” or proposing specific summer league roster lineups.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Supercell developer? Because even with those questionable Brawl Stars matchmaking updates, I’d never report you for a bad match.
- Call me Austin Reaves, because I’m hoping you’ll realize I’m worth that 40 million—or at least a date at Shake Shack.
- I promise I’m a much better fit for your life than Wiggins is for the Lakers; no trade-offs required, just straight ball knowledge.
- Is your name Tyrese Haliburton? Because watching you is the highlight of my season, and I'd hate to see our night end with an early injury.
- I’m no Splatoon Wiki editor, but I’d love to help you document the start of our new era together—#HookEm and let's go.
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Austin-based cellist and digital archivist. When I’m not editing the Splatoon wiki, you’ll find me debating NBA ref calls or perfecting my Brawl Stars strategy.– @OrderSquid38
Your signature cocktail
The Purple & Gold Horn-Star Martini
This drink captures a high-intensity Austin resident who isn't afraid to be loud, shouting “LETS GOOOOOOOO HOOK EM 🤘” with every sip. The Soju pays homage to their Korean roots, while the purple and gold aesthetic honors their undying loyalty to the Lakers, even when they’re screaming “FUCK THE REFS... LETS GO LAKERS”. It's a sweet but biting concoction, perfect for someone who thinks “Twitter is a fucked up site beyond all comprehension” but can't look away from the 'Oil Nation' drama. Finally, the gold leaf is a tribute to Lebron, because in this glass, “HE’S STILL GOT IT”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Osquid exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of fiery, impulsive defense of his beliefs, often using blunt language to confront perceived wrongs. He demonstrates the house's characteristic boldness when he tells a user to “Shut the fuck up bro” in defense of film release cycles or calls out developers with “FIX YOUR DAMN GAME SUPERCELL FUCK”. His sense of righteous indignation is a staple of the Lion, seen in his aggressive stance against unfairness where he tweets, “Genuinely fuck you bro you’re mocking someone with an Achilles injury”. This combination of bravery, intense loyalty to his interests, and a lack of filter in the face of conflict firmly places him in Gryffindor.
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Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
This classic anthem perfectly captures the high-energy, resilient spirit of a die-hard sports fan who is constantly riding the emotional roller coaster of their teams. Whether it's the “LAKERS BALL IS BACK” optimism of a new season or the collegiate pride of “ITS GAMEDAY FOLKS LETS GOOOOOOO HOOK EM HORNS 🤘🤘🤘🤘”, Osquid embodies the "streetlights, people" energy of someone deeply invested in their community and passions. Despite facing setbacks and frustrations with games, such as when they scream “FIX YOUR DAMN GAME SUPERCELL FUCK”, they never actually stop supporting their interests. Their bio—listing ✝️, cellist, and top 5 OilCord member—reflects a diverse life journey of someone who keeps pushing forward with intense conviction.
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