orgasmoatomico
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: His concern for his dog Einstein's well-being, like 'meu deus meu cachorro tem ansiedade 😭😭😭😭,' shows he deeply cares for others.
- Humorous: His tweet 'roubei um fone do lixo eletrônico hoje melhor coisa q ja fiz, agora posso cagar em paz 🙏🏻' highlights his ability to find humor in any situation.
- Reflective: He reflects on personal growth in 'tenho nojo do mlk q eu era no inicio do ano,' showing self-awareness.
- Passionate: His loyalty to Cruzeiro and dramatic promises like 'se o cruzeiro ganhar do sampa eu dou minh bundinha' show his intense passion.
- Creative: His quirky and exaggerated tweets, like 'se eu tivesse 3 pedidos... torturar os mosquitos enquanto vivem,' reveal a vivid imagination.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Breaking his phone, as in 'quebrei todo meu celular,' shows a tendency toward impulsive actions.
- Chaotic: His chaotic tweets like 'eu vou fazer uma loucura' reflect a lack of structure in his life.
- Self-Doubt: Tweets like 'me sinto igual um morto vivo' reveal struggles with self-esteem and mental health.
- Overdramatic: His exaggerations, like 'so nao me mato pq vcs sentem saudade,' show a flair for dramatics that can be overwhelming.
- Procrastinator: Complaints about schoolwork, such as 'pessoa do csa, um trem aq DE ONDE VCS ARRUMAM TEMPO?' hint at procrastination.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Mateus's chaotic, impulsive, and humorous nature aligns well with Bart Simpson. Tweets like 'eu vou fazer uma loucura' and 'quebrei todo meu celular' mirror Bart's mischievous antics. Both have a rebellious streak but also show moments of vulnerability, like Mateus's tweet 'me sinto igual um morto vivo.' Their shared love for humor and chaos makes them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Mateus's personality aligns with ENFP: energetic, emotional, and creative. His extroverted nature shines in his humorous and dramatic tweets like 'eu vou fazer uma loucura.' His intuitive and feeling sides are evident in his empathy for his dog ('meu deus meu cachorro tem ansiedade 😭😭😭😭') and his struggles with mental health ('me sinto igual um morto vivo'). His perceiving trait is reflected in his impulsive and chaotic actions, such as 'roubei um fone do lixo eletrônico hoje.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Einstein? Because you make my heart race even when I tear my shirt over you.
- Are you a Cruzeiro game? Because I'd make wild promises just to keep you in my life.
- If you were a headphone, I'd steal you from the trash just to have you close to me.
- Are you a chaotic tweet? Because you're all I think about, day and night.
- Is your name MateusTroladinha? Because you bring back all my favorite memories.
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Your new Twitter bio
🎢 Living life like a chaotic rollercoaster | Dog dad to Einstein 🐾 | Music, memes, and mayhem | Sometimes deep, often dramatic | Future philosopher or professional procrastinator 🍓– @orgasmoatomico
Your signature cocktail
Einstein's Chaos
This cocktail reflects Mateus's chaotic yet vibrant personality. Vodka represents his dramatic flair ('eu vou fazer uma loucura'), while energy drink captures his impulsive energy ('quebrei todo meu celular'). Blueberry syrup adds sweetness, echoing his empathetic side ('meu deus meu cachorro tem ansiedade 😭😭😭😭'), and lime provides a zesty contrast. The soda splash mirrors his humor and unpredictability, making it a drink as dynamic as he is.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mateus fits Hufflepuff for his loyalty, empathy, and chaotic but kind nature. His love for his dog Einstein, as in 'meu deus meu cachorro tem ansiedade 😭😭😭😭,' shows his caring heart. His loyalty to Cruzeiro, even making exaggerated promises like 'se o cruzeiro ganhar do sampa eu dou minh bundinha,' reflects Hufflepuff's devotion. While he struggles with organization, his perseverance in school and life challenges aligns with their hard-working spirit.
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Pursuit of Happiness - Kid Cudi
This song's themes of chasing happiness amidst struggles resonate with Mateus's tweets about mental health ('to com depresao 🤤') and humor as a coping mechanism ('roubei um fone do lixo eletrônico hoje melhor coisa q ja fiz'). The mix of introspection and escapism in the song mirrors his personality and life experiences.
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