Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Talent: She actively practices “studying the anatomy” and works on “doodle sketches” and artistic projects.
- Intellectual Depth: She achieved the “second highest UN score” in her city and works professionally as an urban planner.
- Ethical Consumerism: She advocates against piracy, noting that “it's not necessary to be proud of reading illegally” while artists suffer for their work.
- Linguistic Ambition: Despite finding the language difficult, she is “manifesting taking the N4” Japanese proficiency exam.
- Resilient Mindset: She encourages others to “stay resilient” even when facing unfavorable situations.
Weaknesses:
- Impulse Spender: She admits to having a “hobby that makes me poor” and spends heavily on merchandise like Ogata and Umamusume.
- Nihilistic Outlook: She expresses a bleak view of the future, suggesting “it's almost impossible to exit the system” unless wealthy.
- Chronic Procrastinator: She frequently mentions tasks she has “not had time to do” or sketches she “hasn't drawn yet”.
- Escapist Tendencies: When faced with national chaos, she prefers to “just stick to anime to stay sane” rather than engage.
- Self-Deprecating Attitude: She describes herself as “mediocre slop” and claims she is “not suited for adult life”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving intellectual who feels trapped in a world of mediocrity, noting they had the “second highest national exam score” but now feel like “mediocre slop.” They share Lisa's cynicism toward systemic injustice, lamenting how income is “cut by taxes to finance tyranny” and concluding that “fighting the current is exhausting.” Despite their professional life as an urban planner, they find refuge in niche interests like J Rock and Umamusume, much like Lisa retreats into her saxophone and books. Their tendency to “block freely” and criticize cultural copying, such as calling out a game for “copying Animal Crossing,” mirrors Lisa’s principled and occasionally elitist stance on integrity. Ultimately, both personalities struggle with the “chaos” of adulthood while maintaining a sharp, critical eye on society.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Kinchi exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary hobbies like drawing, gaming, and anime, explicitly stating she is “too sleepy to do anything” after a bath rather than seeking social interaction. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her cynical, systemic analysis of society, noting that “all stupidities that occur are systemically linked” and reflecting on life through abstract metaphors. She leans heavily toward Thinking (T), often delivering blunt, unsentimental critiques of the economy and “mediocre” life outcomes based on logical observations. Finally, her Judging (J) trait appears in her professional life as an urban planner and her goal-oriented mindset, such as “manifesting taking the N4 [Japanese exam] at the end of the year”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an urban planner? Because you’ve already mapped out the shortest route to my heart, and I promise there are no trading halts in our future.
- If we were in the Breeder’s Cup, I wouldn't need Nakayama Festa for luck; just being your trainer would be the biggest win of my life.
- I might not be filthy rich enough to escape the system, but I’d happily spend my last tax-deductible cent on an Ogata standee or a Comiket jastip for you.
- Forget the Sirius standee that fell—if you ever feel like a 'mediocre slop' in this crazy country, I’ll be the Rudolf to your Brian, cracking puns until you smile.
- Is your cat still looking for Teio? Because I’m ready to be the 'Wildcat' you’ve been looking for—and I promise I’m way more real than a Hachimi patch.
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Urban planner navigating the systemic chaos of city life and stock markets. Passionate about horse racing and J-Rock. Once mistook a pun for a profound epiphany.– @OrterMald
Your signature cocktail
The Urban Thoroughbred
This drink captures Kinchi’s dual life as a high-achieving professional and a horse racing devotee. The espresso and high-proof bourbon reflect the burnout of being an urban planner who is “working like a horse” while witnessing the “trading halt” of a crumbling system. The Yuzu syrup and gold leaf honor her passion for Japanese culture and characters like “Orfevre”, providing a sweet escape from a reality where she feels like a “mediocre slop”. Finally, the smoked salt rim represents her sharp, cynical edge when “penghasilan dipotong pajak untuk membiayai kedzaliman”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Kinchi demonstrates a strong Ravenclaw affinity through her analytical nature and commitment to intellectual growth, specifically her goal of “Manifesting akhir tahun ambil N4” to improve her Japanese. Her creative side is evident in her artistic pursuits, such as “Studying the anatomy” for her sketches and her self-reflection on her “Skill issue” when doodling. As an urban planner, she applies systemic thinking to the world around her, noting that “Semua kebodohan yang terjadi saling terkait secara sistemik”. This blend of specialized professional knowledge, artistic curiosity, and a desire to master a difficult language aligns perfectly with the house of Wit and Learning.
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Horse with No Name - America
The song's core theme of escaping a harsh, systemic reality for a place of solitude aligns perfectly with Kinchi's feeling that “it is almost impossible to exit the system unless you're filthy rich.” As a self-described “mediocre” urban planner who feels “not suited for this adult life,” the song mirrors her desire to find peace amidst economic and political chaos. Her deep obsession with horse culture—from playing Umamusume to noting that “I just found out there’s a Japanese horse with the same name as me”—makes the track’s iconic equine imagery a literal representation of her primary interest. Ultimately, the song captures her resilient yet weary spirit as she navigates a world where she'd “rather just stick to anime to stay sane.”
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