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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe is chaotic, impulsive, and mischievous in a way that closely resembles Bart Simpson. They joke about violence and absurdity toward their fave character, e.g. “forcefeeding dazai pudding until they choke and die #puddingtorture” and “dazai found passed outon the ground after violent encounter w mr.puddingman”, which matches Bart’s dark, prankish sense of humor. Like Bart complaining about school or chores, they constantly whine but in a playful way about work and life: “im going to work again tonight after 2weeks safe me🥹” and “i waited over an hour forthe bus someone kill me”. Their attention bounces between hot choco, Monster, plushies, and anime obsessions, seen in tweets like “i canr wait to drink my very own yummy hot choco and my verh own lots of monster🙂👍👍👍👍” and “i got spongrbob socks spongebov makes me happy”, which feels very kidlike and chaotic, again echoing Bart. They also admit to distancing themselves and feeling angry at small things in “ive beendistancing myself from ppl and i feel #awful butat the same time every small thingmakes me angry”, similar to Bart’s mix of vulnerability and rebellious defensiveness. Overall, the combination of gremlin humor, emotional messiness, and childish enthusiasm fits Bart more than Homer, Lisa, or any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: many tweets are about being tired, wanting to go home, and feeling overwhelmed by people, like “goodmorning pplare overwhelmin me i wanna go home” and “ive beendistancing myself from ppl and i feel #awful butat the same time every small thingmakes me angry”, suggesting social exhaustion and retreat into their own world of art, hot chocolate, and fandoms. They show strong Intuition rather than Sensing through their whimsical, imaginative associations—turning Dazai into fish, pudding, aliens, and cats, e.g. “the middle part bangs thing of dazais hair reminds of fish🙂especially when drawing it” and “mr puddingman possesses kakyoin no clickbait”—and their personality-heavy, symbolic way of talking about themselves (“if you knew me from like my birth to february 8 no u dont thats not me”). Their tone is clearly Feeling-oriented: they focus on emotions, comfort items, and affection for characters and friends—“dazai and kakyoin wouldbe my top fav chars of all time i adore both of them sm i rewatch episodes that revolve around them and explode out of joyfulness”—and they express vulnerability and self-consciousness, like “Aa THANKYOU i think i only posted mydrawings like twice im tooshy to post more for now i want to improve first💔🍮🍮🍮🍮”. Finally, they come across as Perceiving rather than Judging: they often procrastinate or change plans impulsively (“nvm illdraw later im too lazy here is the dog i saw tho so cute”, “hi i kinda forgot to be active here zuuuuu”), oversleep before work (“hi i have work in 10 mins ijust woke up”), and make spontaneous, mood-based decisions about drawing, drinking Monster, or getting stoned. The combination of introspective withdrawal, highly imaginative fandom play, emotionally expressive posting, and loose, go-with-the-flow lifestyle is most consistent with INFP.

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Jesse • he/him • BSD & Dazai enjoyer, occasional artist. Once ripped a nail at work and still clocked in for hot choco and Monster.– @osamupudding

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a chocolate pudding espresso martini base because they literally are Mr. Pudding, forever threatening Dazai with desserts, as seen in “forcefeeding dazai pudding until they choke and die #puddingtorture” and “doublepudding #puddingtorture”. A splash of Monster is mandatory fuel for their chaotic timeline, echoing “im drinking monster i have 1 left i think💔💔🍮” and “im too lazy to maky hotchoco rn💔ill drink monster for now monsfer goodtoo🙂👍👍”. The purple ube syrup nods to their hair arc and purple identity crisis from “im purple lets all be purple🙂🙂🍮” and “im goingto cut n dye myhair now im turning purple”. A caramelized tomato sugar rim references their unhinged snack vibes in “86 tomatoes in my. mouth🙂”, adding a weirdly tasty sweet–savory edge. Finally, the toasted marshmallow on top is the sleepy, soft side of them who just wants hot choco and rest, like in “hi☺️hot choco” and “goodmornin im sleepy #jumpscares”.

Your Hogwarts House
They center their life around small comforts, routines, and gentle joys, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s down-to-earth nature: hot chocolate, Monster, plushies, and silly charms show up constantly, like in “hi☺️hot choco”, “i got spongrbob socks spongebov makes me happy”, and “i missed my dazais sm i hope theyre doing well in my closet. 🙂i will buy a shelve for them this month yes🙂🙂🙂my dais”. They show a steady, low-key work ethic and endurance, talking about going back to work after a break and dragging themselves in even when exhausted, like “im going to work again tonight after 2weeks safe me🥹” and “hi i have work in 10 mins ijust woke up”. Even when hurt, they frame it in a resigned, almost cheerful way that suggests patience rather than drama, as in “i had to rip my nail off completely bc of somestupid box very painful but!! i dont have to do hard work anymore🙂🙂”. There’s also clear loyalty and fondness toward their favorite characters and friends—repeatedly drawing Dazai, planning shelves for merch, and celebrating mutuals with messages like “Aa THANKYOU i think i only posted mydrawings like twice im tooshy to post more for now i want to improve first💔🍮🍮🍮🍮” all show a caring, appreciative streak. While they are creative and a bit chaotic, the dominant impression is someone who values comfort, consistency, and quiet devotion over glory or ambition—classic Hufflepuff traits.

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A well-suited song for them is “Bubblegum Bitch” because it captures a chaotic, cute, and slightly unhinged energy that matches their timeline. They constantly mix cutesy aesthetics with violent or morbid humor, like “forcefeeding dazai pudding until they choke and die #puddingtorture” and “dazai found passed outon the ground after violent encounter w mr.puddingman”, which parallels the song’s sweet-but-dangerous vibe. Their identity as “president of #dazaipuddingtwt” and posts like “this thedazai mr osamupudding dazaipudding” show a playful, self-created persona much like the over-the-top character in the song. The dramatic swings between exhaustion and excitement, seen in tweets like “goodmorning life is boring” vs. “i canr wait to drink my very own yummy hot choco and my verh own lots of monster🙂👍👍👍👍”, also fit the high-energy, mood-swingy pop edge of the track.

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