Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Sharp-humoured: Consistently uses quick, cutting jokes and irony, e.g. mocking a candidate’s forex course with “if you vote for him, he‘ll offer you a course in forex trading for £40 a month instead of £45!”.
- Politically engaged: Follows and comments on UK politics, parties and candidates in detail, like analysing Reform UK figures in “Doncaster remember your Reform UK candidate, Alexander Jones…”.
- Analytical thinker: Asks probing questions about evidence and consistency, such as scrutinising images in charity appeals in “is this the same kid? both are ‘mohammed’…”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges their own bias and emotional reactions, e.g. “but i’m a tory so i’ll be biased ofc 🤷♂️” and joking about breakdowns in “just had a full on mental breakdown over the new horrible histories…”.
- Witty communicator: Uses pop culture and running gags to make points memorable, like repeated “mr £23 net assets” jokes in “MR £23 NET ASSETS LOST YIPPEE” and the Tony Hadley fandom in “happy 25th birthday @TheTonyHadley !!!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational tone: Often uses hostile language toward others, e.g. “some silly, silly cunts actually buy into all this hype about reform” and replying “die” in this quote.
- Insult-based arguing: Resorts to personal insults rather than focusing only on arguments, such as “are you retarded?” and mocking grammar with “I EXPECT BETTER GRAMMAR FROM SOMEONE SO QUALIFIED!”.
- Rumour engagement: Amplifies unverified or salacious claims, e.g. asking about Keir Starmer and “rent boys” in “have i missed something” instead of clearly dismissing it.
- Harsh language: Frequent swearing and aggressive phrasing can undermine persuasive impact, as in “why the actual FUCK has my dad been ranting…” and “this country’s fucked”.
- Emotional oversharing: Shares quite personal distress publicly, like “feeling like shit. maybe alexander jones can offer me his forex course at a discount…” and discussing a breakdown in “just had a full on mental breakdown…”, which might invite unwanted responses.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, politically engaged, and academically inclined, with a mix of idealism and snark. They’re clearly a politics/law nerd, correcting others with receipts like the “mode of trial flowchart for each type of offence btw… absolute idiot”, which mirrors Lisa’s pedantic but informed style. They balance earnest concern with cutting irony, calling out racism around Reform UK and Rishi in tweets like “idc if you don’t like rishi the replies are vile. and they’re the types to argue reform isn’t a racist party…”, very much in line with Lisa’s moral outrage at injustice. At the same time, they’re self-aware and emotionally open, joking about mental health in “at what point does watching black mirror count as self injurious behaviour”, which matches Lisa’s combination of vulnerability and overthinking. Their niche fandoms (George Osborne edits, Tony Hadley obsession) and slightly nerdy social awkwardness, like “i’m 18 now will george osborne finally love me back”, also fit Lisa’s tendency to fixate on unlikely idols and causes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they engage others constantly, tag public figures, and clearly enjoy public back‑and‑forth and being noticed, e.g. celebrating a politician liking their edit in “#neverforget the time @George_Osborne liked my edit pairing him and ed balls” and openly pleading for DMs in “dm meeeeee”. Their posts show strong Intuition: they jump from concrete political stories to patterns, irony, and implications, like dissecting identity logic in “the idea that ethnicity is fundamental to someone’s national identity just opens so many more questions…” and mocking wider online disinfo ecosystems in “through this i have come across the strangest group of twitter accounts… it’s all compromised accounts posting random headlines”. The tone is sharply Thinking: they prioritise analysis and critique over harmony, calling someone an “absolute idiot” in “are you retarded? mode of trail flowchart for each type of offence btw…” and clinically assessing an offence in “assaulting a police officer amounts to s.18 gbh, which is more serious… he got off fairly lightly i think”, even while sometimes showing moral concern in “A man has died. Save yourself a shred of self respect…”. They look more Perceiving than Judging: their feed is reactive, improvisational, and opportunistic, bouncing between memes, political gossip, and personal crises, like the spontaneous job pivot in “got screwed over with an exploitative job on a field. sod it, if anyone needs a ghostwriter… i will charge you £5 or 1p if you really fancy” and their chaotic, repetitive panic in “please don’t have joined reform please don’t have joined reform…”. Overall, the witty political snark, argumentative style, and playful digging into inconsistencies in others’ claims (e.g. the forensic mocking of a Reform candidate’s finances in “mr £23 net assets wants a crack at allocating finances” and “Doncaster remember your Reform UK candidate… Vote wisely”) strongly match an ENTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If assaulting a police officer amounts to s.18 GBH, how serious is it that your #EdBallsDay tweets have caused grievous bodily harm to my ability to focus on anyone else?
- You credited Tony Hadley with getting you through A‑levels, but if we go out I promise to treat you with more reverence than you treat his 25th birthday and every Spandau Ballet reference on your timeline.
- You’re a self‑described ‘certified Putin bot’, but the only disinformation I’m spreading is that I’m totally fine and not at all obsessed with the person live‑tweeting Reform UK drama from George Osborne’s freezer.
- You clown Reform, drag Alexander ‘£23 net assets’ Jones, and still find time to cry over Horrible Histories ruining Spandau Ballet — objectively, your standards are higher than the British electorate’s, but I’d love to see if I can still win your vote.
- You’re a first‑year BPLS student who makes mode‑of‑trial flowcharts for fun and spends their birthday wondering if George Osborne will finally love them back — if you ever want someone who appreciates that level of nerdy loyalty, I volunteer as your pro bono plus‑one.
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Your new Twitter bio
Law student at Hull, low-budget opposition researcher. Once got a George Osborne like + accidentally fact-checked half of Reform UK for fun.– @osbornedefender
Your signature cocktail
The Proud Putin Bot-tini
Vodka with a black pepper kick nods to their ironic ‘Russian bot’ bit and edge, straight from “proud putin bot” and the bio’s “certified putin bot.” The dry gin adds a sharp, studious backbone for the 1st year law/politics brain who casually drops things like “assaulting a police officer amounts to s.18 gbh” at people. Blood orange liqueur brings drama and dark humour for lines like “some silly, silly cunts actually buy into all this hype about reform” and the gleeful dragging of forex bros. A splash of tonic lightens it into something fizzy and chaotic, like watching them spiral from “i’m 18 now will george osborne finally love me back” to political takedowns in one scroll. Finally, a lemon twist on top captures the sharp, slightly sour camp of their timeline, from “my politics teacher said people like you are too far gone and should probably get off the internet 💕” to mocking Reform candidates’ playlists and net assets.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets consistently show analytical thinking, fact-checking, and a law-nerd sensibility more than anything else. For instance, they correct someone’s understanding of criminal law with technical precision in “assaulting a police officer amounts to s.18 gbh, which is more serious… he got off fairly lightly i think” and mock another user’s ignorance with evidence in “are you retarded? mode of trail flowchart for each type of offence btw… made before july 2024. absolute idiot”. They also display curiosity and critical inquiry in politics and media, as in “the idea that ethnicity is fundamental to someone’s national identity just opens so many more questions. for example, how would you categorise a mixed person…” and their detailed suspicion of online fundraisers in “is this the same kid? both are ‘mohammed’… kid here looks maybe 4 5. kid below is obviously an infant”. Their wit and love of clever observation show up in lines like “turning indian i think i’m turning indian i really think so” and the satirical analysis of Reform UK candidates, e.g. “mr £23 net assets wants a crack at allocating finances”. While they have some Slytherin-style snark and political partisanship, the dominant pattern is cerebral: dissecting arguments, using legal knowledge, and poking holes in weak reasoning, which strongly aligns with Ravenclaw values.
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Your song
Gold - Spandau Ballet
The best-fitting song is Gold by Spandau Ballet, because they’re openly obsessed with Tony Hadley and this track in particular. They literally celebrate it with tweets like “GOLD!!!” and birthday wishes to Hadley such as “happy 25th birthday @TheTonyHadley !!!!!”, showing a playful, devoted fandom that mirrors the song’s big, dramatic energy. Their mix of sharp political commentary and irony — for example mocking Reform with “some silly, silly cunts actually buy into all this hype about reform” — fits the bold, confident tone of Gold. Even their meltdown over a parody of the song in Horrible Histories, where they say they had “physical tears” and ask Gary Kemp to sue the BBC in “just had a full on mental breakdown over the new horrible histories doing a parody of spandau ballet’s gold”, shows how central this specific track is to them. Overall, Gold captures both their sense of humour and their slightly over-the-top emotional investment in the things they love.
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