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The user’s self‑destructive, angry, and introspective tone matches Moe Szyslak, the bitter bartender of Springfield. Tweets like "the devil couldn't reach me so he gave me a brain that wants to be alone, a heart that wants love, and a soul that's filled anger" echo Moe’s loneliness and anger, while "i love when i edge my body to feel like it’s sobering up just to drink more" reflects his constant reliance on alcohol. The repeated line "You cannot use someone else’s map to find yourself" shows the self‑analysis that Moe occasionally displays when he laments his life. Statements such as "I’m a d1 grudge holder" and "my biggest flex is none of yall can beat me in chess" illustrate his competitive, grudging nature, and his admission of being a "professional self sabotager" aligns with Moe’s pattern of sabotaging his own relationships, especially with toxic women. His tweet "i love being attracted to toxic women" mirrors Moe’s frequent failed romances with manipulative partners.

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The user’s tweets are heavily introspective and self‑focused, showing a preference for internal processing (e.g., "You cannot use someone else’s map to find yourself"). They favor abstract, metaphorical language and big‑picture thinking, as seen in lines like "The devil couldn't reach me so he gave me a brain that wants to be alone, a heart that wants love, and a soul that's filled anger" and "over thinker is right af the whole time". Decision‑making leans toward logical analysis rather than pure sentiment, illustrated by statements such as "The man who does not value his time will always be at the mercy of those who do" and "my biggest flex is none of yall can beat me in chess". Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and adaptable, with frequent mentions of impulsive behavior and a dislike for rigid schedules (e.g., "so we’re all just drunk fucks", "i think its time to stop playing 1600 dpi"). Overall, the pattern of introverted intuition paired with analytical thinking and a flexible, exploratory approach matches the INTP profile.

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23, gamer & chronic overthinker who once lost a chess match to a cat. 🎮♟️ Exploring love, life & self-growth.– @osoRuined

Your signature cocktail
The Mapless Marauder is a smoky, bitter, and slightly sweet concoction that mirrors the chaotic self‑sabotage that @osoRuined calls themselves a "professional self sabotager". It blends smoked whiskey (the "alone" brain from "The devil couldn't reach me …"), absinthe (the devil’s whisper), blood‑orange juice (the heart that wants love) and Campari (the anger‑filled soul). The repeated mantra "You cannot use someone else’s map to find yourself" fuels the drink’s name, a reminder that this cocktail is its own twisted navigation. As the tweet says "I love being attracted to toxic women", the bitter Campari adds a toxic edge, while the lingering smoky finish reflects "Not the strongest, just the one who won’t fall."

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Their repeated emphasis on personal ambition and strategic superiority, like bragging "my biggest flex is none of yall can beat me in chess" and declaring "All I want in life is financial stability, consistent kinky sex, and good food," aligns with Slytherin’s drive for power and success. They also value self‑reliance, as shown by the mantra "You cannot use someone else’s map to find yourself," reflecting the house’s resourcefulness and independence. The fascination with Tony Montana’s rise and fall – "He lost because he didn’t know how to stop fighting long enough to live" – indicates a focus on ambition, cunning and the cost of power, classic Slytherin traits. Their cynicism toward trust and loyalty ("it’s hard for me to trust you cuz your words don’t match your actions") further distances them from Hufflepuff’s loyalty. Overall, the blend of ambition, strategic thinking and self‑preservation points to Slytherin.

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The bio declares them a “professional self sabotager,” and their tweets reveal self‑destructive habits like “I love when i edge my body to feel like it’s sobering up just to drink more” and “being angry is really therapeutic.” Their darker lines, such as “the devil couldn’t reach me so he gave me a brain that wants to be alone, a heart that wants love, and a soul that’s filled anger,” echo the raw pain expressed in “Hurt” (“I hurt myself today to see if I still feel”). The repeated mantra “You cannot use someone else’s map to find yourself” underscores the isolation and internal struggle central to the song’s narrator. Their admission “Sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though” shows a conflicted attempt to find meaning amidst self‑harm. All of these themes of regret, inner darkness, and a yearning for relief align closely with the tone of “Hurt.”

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