Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses deep love and gratitude for his boyfriend, e.g. “Krl vsfd como eu amo meu namorado pqp²”, “nunca chorei tanto recebendo um presente de aniversário, amo tanto meu namorado vaisifuder”.
- Supportive friend: Shows care and appreciation for friends, e.g. “tweet dedicado a minha grande amiga killua. 🌹🌹”, “amo minha amiga @julieninhaa”.
- Engaged educator: Enjoys teaching and interacting with students, e.g. “amo ser da licenciatura”, “joguei volei com meus alunos e fiz uns 10 pontos seguidos de ace”, “me desejaram feliz dia dos professores”.
- Spiritually connected: Active in spiritual/umbanda contexts and offers guidance, e.g. “sexta na gira, sábado na aparecida e agora indo pra um pagodinho”, “quando o pessoal vem me perguntar sobre banhos, tiragens, coisas de mediunidade e afins fico me sentindo o pai rodrigo d'oxum”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses humor and self‑irony to narrate daily life, e.g. “uma vez usei a camisa do Palmeiras por estética... agora tem professor que sempre vem comentar sobre dos jogos comigo”, “instagram nn deixou eu postar essa foto de eu tomando banho di sol na laje, logo vou postar aq”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive jokes: Makes light of harming himself or extreme stress, e.g. “nao tem jeito, terei q me matar até as 23h99 de hoje”.
- Overcommitted student: Shows high stress and overload with studies and work, e.g. “aula sem intervalo e indo até 23h é de fude”, “a vida é muito curta pra não planejar ir pro RJ de repente” despite academic pressures.
- People‑pleasing tendency: Identifies as a chronic people pleaser, suggesting difficulty setting boundaries, e.g. “tempo vai, tempo vem, e eu continuo sendo a pathological people pleaser”.
- Sleep neglect: Admits poor sleep habits that can affect wellbeing, e.g. “era pra eu ir dormir às 23h e acordar 5h30... são 2h da manhã”.
- Impulsive responsibility: Often embraces irresponsibility or avoidance of duties, e.g. “amamos viver com irresponsabilidade”, “não quero ter responsabilidade”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, idealistic, academically engaged, and emotionally intense. They talk about classes, congresses and specific subjects like biomolecular science, e.g. calling it "the subject where you pipette and write fanfic", which mirrors Lisa’s nerdy, overachieving side. At the same time, they’re deeply emotional and self-analytical, posting things like "today I am the saddest person in the world" and "time goes by and I remain a pathological people pleaser", very in line with Lisa’s sensitive, overthinking personality. Their care for students and teaching shines through tweets like "I love being in a teaching degree", "I played volleyball with my students and scored like 10 aces", and being wished a "happy teachers’ day", echoing Lisa’s nurturing, mentor-like tendencies. On top of that, their interest in spirituality and guiding others — "when people ask me about baths, readings, mediumship, I feel like Father Rodrigo d’Oxum" — fits Lisa’s moral, reflective side, while their activism and campus life, like "and it’s going to be a picket", echo Lisa’s socially conscious, cause-driven nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraversion (E): they constantly post about parties, shows, pagodes, afters, congresses and social chaos, e.g. “sexta na gira, sábado na aparecida e agora indo pra um pagodinho”, “o after da p3 de biomol sendo com o dj blakes no vão” and being openly affectionate about their boyfriend and friends in multiple tweets. Their humor and attention to feelings and vibes over hard facts point to Intuition (N), with poetic, metaphorical language like “como pode essa música ter sabor, cor e cheiro de vinho” and dramatic, narrative ways of describing life events rather than just facts. They are strongly Feeling (F): relationship and emotional life are central, e.g. “Krl vsfd como eu amo meu namorado pqp²”, “às vezes o palhaço tem que chorar pra fazer os outros rir hoje eu fui o palhaço”, and references to therapy, mediunity, and being a “pathological people pleaser” in “tempo vai, tempo vem, e eu continuo sendo a pathological people pleaser”. Their lifestyle is highly Perceiving (P) and spontaneous: they embrace last‑minute plans and chaos, like “a vida é muito curta pra não planejar ir pro RJ de repente”, joke about wrecked sleep schedules in “era pra eu ir dormir às 23h... são 2h da manhã”, and show loose, flexible attitudes toward deadlines and responsibilities such as “cheguei 1h20 atrasado na aula e estou saindo 1h adiantado”. Altogether, their expressive social energy, emotional depth, poetic framing of experiences, and go‑with‑the‑flow spontaneity align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said biomol is the line between ‘caralho, muito foda’ and ‘caralho, muito fodase’—how about we pipette our schedules and see if our curves and vector functions intersect over a beer instead of class?
- Since you’re the licensed ‘pai Rodrigo d’Oxum’ of baths, tiragens and mediunidade, can you check with Exu Mirim if I have any chance of upgrading from ‘quem me beijou na fauna’ to ‘quem beija o rod sóbrio e sempre’?
- You play volleyball with your students, survive congress presentations with pró‑reitor watching, and still get happy teacher’s day messages… I don’t need a triple helix reading to see it: you’d be the most chaotic, wholesome boyfriend a pathological people pleaser like me could ever manifest.
- You were ready to sell the stove to see Tyler, almost went mad on the metro when the Yellow Line derailed, and still plan sudden trips to RJ—since you love living irresponsibly, que tal a próxima loucura ser um date comigo e um after com canelinha na Subverso?
- From ‘turning twenty one 🎂’ to planning carnaval, sets do D.Silvestre and Halloween looks, September may be your favorite month, but I’m convinced your real best season would be: me, you, a laje, some sun, and a playlist where ‘todos os caminhos levam a você’—and conveniently end at my place.
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Your new Twitter bio
Licenciatura, lab coats & lesson plans. Reads cards, plays volleyball with students, plans trips on a whim & once got to class 1h20 late on purpose.– @otalxavier
Your signature cocktail
Infinito Particular Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with cinnamon, a nod to their chaotic party energy and plans like “faltam 5 dias p eu tomar toda canelinha existente na subverso”, giving it a warm, boozy kick. A red wine reduction syrup brings depth and a synesthetic, romantic vibe inspired by “como pode essa música ter sabor, cor e cheiro de vinho” and all the boyfriend worship in “Krl vsfd como eu amo meu namorado pqp²”. Sparkling guaraná soda keeps it Brazilian, sweet, and hyperactive, mirroring their sleepless energy in “era pra eu ir dormir às 23h e acordar 5h30... são 2h da manhã” and their love of ‘dias perfeitos’ in “dias perfeitos :)”. A dash of bitter herbal amaro represents the academic/psychological grind and emotional lows, like “biomol tem uma linha mt tênue de 'caralho, muito foda' e 'caralho, muito fodase'” and “às vezes o palhaço tem que chorar pra fazer os outros rir hoje eu fui o palhaço”. Finally, a lime peel and dried rose petal garnish ties in their poetic, spiritual side from the bio “infinito particular” and tributes like “tweet dedicado a minha grande amiga killua. 🌹🌹”, making the cocktail look as dramatic and heartfelt as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show consistent warmth, loyalty, and care for the people around them, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. Their deep affection for their boyfriend and friends appears over and over, for example when they say “Krl vsfd como eu amo meu namorado pqp²”, dedicate posts to friends like “tweet dedicado a minha grande amiga killua. 🌹🌹”, and celebrate a friend with “amo minha amiga @julieninhaa”. They clearly care about their students and their role as a teacher, taking joy in teaching and being recognized on Teacher’s Day in “amo ser da licenciatura”, “joguei volei com meus alunos e fiz uns 10 pontos seguidos de ace”, and “me desejaram feliz dia dos professores”, showing commitment and patience. They also lean into a nurturing, supportive role spiritually and emotionally, saying “quando o pessoal vem me perguntar sobre banhos, tiragens, coisas de mediunidade e afins fico me sentindo o pai rodrigo d'oxum”, and acknowledging their tendency to put others first as a “pathological people pleaser”. While they can be impulsive and humorous, the throughline is kindness, care, and dedication to relationships and work, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Deixa Acontecer - Grupo Revelação
A well-fitting song for them is Deixa Acontecer by Grupo Revelação, because it captures a mix of romantic intensity, partying, and going with the flow that shows up constantly in their timeline. They are openly and dramatically in love, as seen in tweets like “Krl vsfd como eu amo meu namorado pqp²” and “nunca chorei tanto recebendo um presente de aniversário, amo tanto meu namorado vaisifuder”, which matches the song’s theme of surrendering to love. At the same time, their life is full of samba, pagode, and parties, from “sexta na gira, sábado na aparecida e agora indo pra um pagodinho” to “eu e a killua nascemos com o dom do samba nos pés”. The song’s relaxed, heartfelt vibe fits their mix of spiritual/umbanda life and day-to-day chaos, echoed in posts like “quando o pessoal vem me perguntar sobre banhos, tiragens, coisas de mediunidade e afins fico me sentindo o pai rodrigo d'oxum” and the bio “infinito particular.” Overall, Deixa Acontecer matches someone who loves intensely, lives between gigs, aulas and gira, and lets life unfold with emotion rather than rigid plans.
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