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Your MBTI personality Type
They present as an Extrovert (E), actively engaging in public discourse, calling people to action, and openly rallying others, e.g. organizing mutuals to attend protests in “Calling 10 of my top mutuals to attend the next Minneapolis ICE protest together so we can aura farm like this” and speaking in sweeping, speech-like tones in “It's not over for the Trump Admin. Politics is a long game”. They are clearly Intuitive (N), focusing on big-picture ideological and historical narratives rather than concrete daily details, such as theorizing about human telos and prehistory in “The dynamics of human reproduction in the state of nature are the key to philosophizing about our existence today” and discussing global power structures in “Mark Carney is fighting for international Leftism and economic/military independence of Leftist states from America’s global imposition of Rightism”. Their style is strongly Thinking (T): arguments are framed in terms of logic, power, and strategy rather than empathy, often bluntly dismissing opposing concerns as pedantic in “This is a sad attempt to demoralize conservatives with legalisms… When it comes to the law, you can just do things” and describing immigration itself as inherently problematic in “Legal or illegal, peaceful or violent — it’s all poison”. Finally, they show a strong Judging (J) orientation through their emphasis on decisive, structured action and clear goals, like advocating specific large-scale policies in “The US military has 2.1 million uniformed personnel… Every single member and resource should be mobilized to arrest and deport illegals alongside ICE” and insisting on firm suppression of unrest in “Insurrections must be crushed, not appeased.”. Across the feed they consistently speak like a directive strategist concerned with power, systems, and long-term outcomes, which aligns best with ENTJ.

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Lotusland policy nerd. Trump-era immigration hawk, Europe-watcher, amateur anthropologist. Once paid $7 for Tostitos and called it civilizational decline.– @OthmanMekhloufi

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This is a hard, uncompromising drink for someone who tweets that “the very essence of immigration is problematic. Legal or illegal, peaceful or violent — it’s all poison” and calls for using “any force necessary to restore order” in Minneapolis (“The notion that immigration enforcement is only good when conducted against violent illegals is ludicrous…”, “If ICE withdraws from Minneapolis then the government has confirmed to Leftwing mobs that they can veto federal law at will.”). The high-proof rye whiskey reflects the aggressive, maximalist energy of wanting “every single member and resource” of the US military and law enforcement mobilized for deportations (“Every single member and resource should be mobilized to arrest and deport illegals alongside ICE.”, “Send every single federal LEO into Minneapolis to restore order and deport illegals.”). Bitter amaro captures his dark, ideological edge and contempt for both progressive immigration policy and Gen Alpha “brain rot phrases” (“It’s all slop.”). The smoky tea syrup represents the aesthetic, almost Roman-Imperial tone of lines like “Caesar does what Caesar wants” and “One must step over the world” (“Caesar does what Caesar wants”, “One must step over the world”). Chili bitters add a flash of incendiary aggression for fantasizing about 50–100 million deportations and crushing “insurrections,” while the lime twist nods to his self-styling as “Moderate” and “Heritage American” in Lotusland—a sharp, citrusy veneer over an otherwise extremely hard-line cocktail (“Heritage American. You could go outside. Personal account, views are my own. Moderate.”, “The US Government is the most powerful organization on Earth. 100 million deportations in 4 years is feasible.”).

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Their defining traits are ambition, power-worship, and a willingness to use overwhelming force to achieve political ends, all of which align strongly with Slytherin. They repeatedly call for the maximal use of state power, arguing that "Every single member and resource should be mobilized to arrest and deport illegals alongside ICE" and that Congress’s sole goal should be authorizing this, showing grandiose, outcome‑driven ambition rather than concern for fairness or kindness (“Every single member and resource should be mobilized to arrest and deport illegals alongside ICE.”). They praise high‑agency disregard for legal constraints with lines like "When it comes to the law, you can just do things" and "Parliament is supreme and its Acts" in criticizing legalistic objections, which reflects a Slytherin-style belief that rules are tools, not moral limits (“When it comes to the law, you can just do things. Parliament is supreme and its Acts”). Their rhetoric frames politics as a struggle for civilizational dominance—"We are fighting in America for Europe"—and treats opponents as obstacles to be crushed rather than persuaded, as in the call that "Insurrections must be crushed, not appeased" (“We are fighting in America for Europe”, “Insurrections must be crushed, not appeased.”). Even their more philosophical tweets, such as the cool, detached discussion of human telos and reproduction (“The human telos may perennially elude us.”), are in service of a hard-edged, hierarchical worldview rather than curiosity for its own sake, reinforcing that this is not Ravenclaw-style intellectualism but Slytherin-style ideological reasoning.

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The defiant, anti-establishment tone of Fortunate Son fits Othman Mekhloufi’s posture as someone who views politics as a high-stakes struggle for national identity and sovereignty. He repeatedly frames the US state as a tool that should be wielded ruthlessly, calling for total mobilization of power, e.g. mobilizing the entire military for deportations: “Every single member and resource should be mobilized to arrest and deport illegals alongside ICE.” and “The US Government is the most powerful organization on Earth. 100 million deportations in 4 years is feasible.”. The song’s angry energy toward perceived hypocrisy mirrors his contempt for legalistic or technocratic constraints, as when he says “When it comes to the law, you can just do things.”. He also casts current conflicts in almost civilizational terms — “We are fighting in America for Europe” — which fits the song’s sense of a broader moral and political war. Finally, his posts about riots, ICE, and insurrections (“Insurrections must be crushed, not appeased.”) match the track’s intense, conflict-suffused mood, making Fortunate Son an apt soundtrack for his combative, hyper-political persona.

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