
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The account reads most like Lisa Simpson all grown up, but gayer and extremely online. She’s thoughtful and self-aware, turning everyday annoyances into commentary, like worrying about work and coworkers in “just remembered what happened to me at work yesterday and now i’m pissed off again” and dreaming about her job in “i’m dreaming abt being at my stupid job bro i’m in hell again”. Lisa’s mix of earnestness and melodrama shows up in the way they care deeply about small joys—cats, aquarium trips, snacks, and drinks—like in “the animals”, “i long for aquarium of the pacific”, and “three drink spread on my lunch break”. The user is also a passionate nerd about their interests (games, anime, Overwatch, Marvel), similar to Lisa’s obsessive hobbies, shown in posts like “heart of grace widowmaker when i get home” and “i wanna play bg3 with friends so bad but i don’t wanna pay for ps plus”. Their strong moral/emotional streak, like amplifying “NEVER KILL YOURSELF”, also fits Lisa’s tendency to mix humor with genuine care for others. Overall, they feel like a chaotic, queer Lisa: sensitive, opinionated, nerdy, and constantly narrating their inner life.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they frequently address and coordinate with others online and at work, e.g. “let’s join vc on marvel rivals !! yay !!” and “line out front and we haven’t evens opened yet wish me luck oomfs”, and often tweet directly to ‘oomfs’ and friends. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N), centering on imagined scenarios, symbolism, and fandom narratives rather than concrete how‑to details, like “that homoerotic friendship ruined me btw” and the playful identity in their bio “i’m like if batman was a bisexual woman that played video games all day.” Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F), prioritizing emotional vibes and relationships, shown by posts such as “the sweetest dreams to all my oomfs muah” and the emphatic care in “NEVER KILL YOURSELF”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they joke about messy, spur‑of‑the‑moment habits like “phone on 1% again, why do i let it get this bad”, getting overwhelmed by choices and defaulting to a movie in “there’s so many shows i wanna watch rn but i end up getting overwhelmed… and just watch a movie instead”, and impulsive plans like “time to go bother a ebay seller and see if they’ll sell me a switch lite for $30”. Together this points most strongly to ENFP: energetic, people‑oriented, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous, with a heavy focus on fandoms and imaginative play.

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Retail by day, low-gold support main by night. Once woke the whole house at 3am for a turmeric latte. She/her · games, movies, cats, and too much Yerba Mate.– @ouihar

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with yerba mate–infused vodka for their eternally caffeinated grind, inspired by grabbing “2 yerba mates for the journey ahead🤓☝️” and declaring that “mango yerba madre tastes like honest kids but like in a good way”. Blackberry liqueur adds a moody, dark sweetness, a nod to being “like if batman was a bisexual woman that played video games all day” and their overwatch/Marvel rivals late‑night gaming chaos like “enemy ana just nano’d a half dead bob get me out of low gold bruh”. Turmeric honey syrup references their cozy self-care chaos in “me wakin up the house at 3am to make my gay ass tumeric latte”, giving the cocktail warmth with a little bite. A soft coconut milk splash mirrors their tender, affectionate vibe in posts like “the sweetest dreams to all my oomfs muah” and the way they gush over friends and avatars in “LOOK AT US <333333 @amaribootz” and “LOOK AT MY AVATAR EEP”. Finally, a Doritos salt rim is pure goblin gamer energy, born from surviving rough ranked nights and clinging to comfort snacks like “my cat chewed through my headset, i lost almost half my placement matches, but doritos locos tacos tomorrow so everything is going to be ok… right?”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a steady pattern of care, loyalty, and everyday perseverance rather than grand ambition or cerebral focus. They are very affectionate toward friends and oomfs, as seen in posts like “the sweetest dreams to all my oomfs muah” and “LOOK AT US <333333 @amaribootz”, which highlight warmth and emotional loyalty. Their work ethic and willingness to grind through unpleasant shifts also stand out: they talk about a “closing shift of doom and despair” and heading into work with “2 yerba mates for the journey ahead🤓☝️”, suggesting persistence rather than avoidance. Even in gaming, their frustrations come from fairness and team quality more than ego, like complaining about an “enemy ana just nano’d a half dead bob get me out of low gold bruh” and bad matchmaking rather than boasting about personal skill. The way they dote on their cat and animals, in tweets such as “THE ANIMALS” and joking that their cat knows their name in “i’m so serious when i say this… my cat knows how to say my name”, further emphasizes a gentle, caring disposition. Taken together, these traits of loyalty, kindness, and steady effort align most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A Mitski song fits them perfectly since they literally rallied with “MITSKI NATION WE RIDE AT DAWN”, showing they already feel aligned with her dramatic, queer, slightly feral energy. I Bet on Losing Dogs captures that mix of self-deprecating humor, emotional intensity, and persistent hope that shows up when they post about comp losses like “enemy ana just nano’d a half dead bob get me out of low gold bruh” but still keep grinding games and queueing anyway. The song’s theme of knowingly embracing doomed bets mirrors the way they joke about misery at work and life, from “closing shift of doom and despair” to dreaming about being stuck at their job in “i’m dreaming abt being at my stupid job bro i’m in hell again”. Their bio, “i’m like if batman was a bisexual woman that played video games all day,” lines up with Mitski’s brand of tragic heroism: dramatic, self-aware, and romantic about their own suffering. Even when they’re frustrated or unlucky in games or life, like “my cat chewed through my headset, i lost almost half my placement matches, but doritos locos tacos tomorrow so everything is going to be ok… right?”, they keep choosing to care, just like the narrator of the song keeps betting on losing dogs.

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