Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sharp, self-aware jokes like “ate bacon and eggs... yummy! (im spiraling)” and “life is so crazy bro i just joined a band. I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRUM” to entertain and cope.
- Socially-aware: Shows political and social consciousness in posts like “WE ARENT FUCKING OVERPOPULATED!!!!! THATS CAPITALISM TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “could we get poc solidarity like yesterday”.
- Media-literate: Analyzes media thoughtfully, e.g. “the thing about good shows like iwtv is that NONE of the fics will ever be as good as the show… you have to wait till the next installment to get actually amazing and meaningful content”.
- Community-oriented: Engages in fandom and group spaces like “my omegaverse server is losing the plot” and the shared pfp joke in “one time i actually consider changing my pfp its to be apart of a fucking hivemind”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings, from joy like “You guys don't understand how much I'm shaking and crying in joy IVE BEEN SAYING THIS AHHHHHHHH” to frustration like “Batos gone it's gone. Everything. It's gone.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-talk: Casually references suicidality in posts like “might kill myself but i havent got that kiss yet so i can wait a week” and “Glaive could you stop making me want to kill myself”.
- Academic-struggle: Expresses difficulty with school, e.g. “just saw my 40 on a chem test #wenotpassingthisyear”, suggesting inconsistent study habits or academic stress.
- Impulsive-posting: Tweets highly emotional reactions like “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK…” and then notes “I have to stop reposting man”, implying little filter before posting.
- Negativity-focus: Frequently centers complaints or anger, such as “texas sucks ass bro” and “Lestat gotta kill himself bro”, which can reinforce a pessimistic tone.
- Online-validation: Shows sensitivity to engagement, e.g. “just saw someone unlike my tweet in real time #shithurts” and “4 likes on a post and cant see any of them........”, suggesting reliance on online reactions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user feels closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, a little dramatic, and very online. Like Lisa, they swing between joking nihilism and real emotional intensity, as in “might kill myself but i havent got that kiss yet so i can wait a week” and “Glaive could you stop making me want to kill myself”, where dark thoughts are mixed with humor and pop culture. They show strong opinions on social issues and systems, very Lisa-coded, with posts like “WE ARENT FUCKING OVERPOPULATED!!!!! THATS CAPITALISM TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “look at our middle class dawg 😭 we never reaching class consciousness”. Their media criticism and moral takes echo Lisa’s overthinking nature: “the thing about good shows like iwtv is that NONE of the fics will ever be as good as the show… you have to wait till the next installment to get actually amazing and meaningful content”. At the same time, they’re deeply into niche fandoms and queer readings, like “i love all omegaverse dont play with me nigga” and “this confirms deadpool is an omega”, which matches Lisa’s tendency to dive hard into her interests even when no one else around her gets it.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with others, react to the timeline, and dramatize experiences for an audience, e.g. talking about band plans and school: “life is so crazy bro i just joined a band. I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRUM” and “schools been out all week :smirk:”. Their interests and commentary show clear Intuition—they riff on omegaverse, politics, overpopulation, and media meta rather than concrete details, like in “WE ARENT FUCKING OVERPOPULATED!!!!! THATS CAPITALISM TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and their take that fanfic can’t match Interview With the Vampire: “youre only reading them to jerk or for some what ifs… to get actually amazing and meaningful content”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented: they center values, hurt feelings, and moral stances, e.g. “like i know rpf bad but some of these people ur harrassing are teenagers gang.” and emotional volatility like “Glaive could you stop making me want to kill myself”. Finally, their spontaneity and chaos point to Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they impulsively start shows, games, and projects and joke about low grades and spiraling instead of planning, as in “life is so crazy bro i just joined a band. I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRUM” and “just saw my 40 on a chem test #wenotpassingthisyear”. Overall, the blend of loud social engagement, abstract/meta interests, feelings-led commentary, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you might wait on killing yourself till you get that kiss—bold of you to assume it won’t be from the omegaverse nerd who also thinks beta discrimination is a hate crime.
- You keep spiraling over bacon and eggs and ‘heated rivalry’ like it’s your job—wanna upgrade to a full breakfast date where we overanalyze iwtv and decide which of us is the alpha, beta, or secret intersex-omega of the relationship?
- You’re in a band with no idea how to drum, watching 10 minutes of gay sex, and mourning Bato like a fallen comrade—statistically speaking, I’m exactly your type of bad decision.
- You said good shows like iwtv make fic look mid because the canon is too meaningful—if we ever date, I promise to be so peak that even your self-insert fics about us feel like filler episodes.
- You’re a 2010 yaoi-loving, omegaverse-server-running, ‘joyfriend’-enjoyer who hates Texas heat and overpopulation discourse—if we ever become each other’s joyfriends, I’m fine being the guy you blame for radicalizing you further than BIRTH.
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Your new Twitter bio
2010 baby doing chem tests, band practice & omegaverse meta. Once joined a band without knowing drums—still showed up on beat. 🇳🇬– @OverlordStarish
Your signature cocktail
Heated Rival-Tea Yaoi Sour
The Nigerian spiced hibiscus tea nods to their flag in the bio and roots — “🇳🇬” — and the dramatic flair of “Slaving away for the Yaoi gods”. Overproof dark rum brings the chaotic, slightly unhinged intensity of “life is so crazy bro i just joined a band. I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRUM” and “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK”. Yuzu or lime juice adds a sharp, sour snap that fits their mix of cynicism and honesty in takes like “surrogacy so silly to me because . if you want a baby but cant/dont want to birth it. just adopt?” and “WE ARENT FUCKING OVERPOPULATED!!!!! THATS CAPITALISM TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Honey-ginger syrup is the sweet-spicy duality of someone who can spiral in “ate bacon and eggs... yummy! (im spiraling)” yet still gush over shows and yaoi like “i love all omegaverse dont play with me nigga” and “going to watch more heated rivarly because apperently im addicted to gay porn”. The smoked sea salt rim represents the burnt-out, gallows-humor edge in lines such as “might kill myself but i havent got that kiss yet so i can wait a week” and the constant world-weary disbelief of “life is not real”. Mixed together, it’s strong, loud, queer, a little unhinged, and surprisingly comforting—just like a timeline that goes from “texas sucks ass bro” to “get ur girl to buy u sushi its amazing” in a single scroll.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user is loud, impulsive, and driven by strong convictions in a very Gryffindor way. They show a tendency to speak out bluntly about politics and ethics, e.g. railing against capitalist narratives in “WE ARENT FUCKING OVERPOPULATED!!!!! THATS CAPITALISM TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and criticizing surrogacy when adoption is an option in “surrogacy so silly to me because . if you want a baby but cant/dont want to birth it. just adopt? many kids need parents bro and if you have money for surrogacy you can definitely adopt”. They also call out fandom behavior directly, like defending teens in RPF discourse in “like i know rpf bad but some of these people ur harrassing are teenagers gang.” and mocking moralizing over piracy in “'only read on legal sites!' yeah can you lick my boots too?”, which shows a willingness to confront others rather than keep the peace. Their flair for dramatic self-expression and willingness to say the unsayable—e.g. “might kill myself but i havent got that kiss yet so i can wait a week” and “what radicalized me? BIRTH”—fits Gryffindor’s bold, performative temperament more than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quiet patience of Hufflepuff. While they are witty and media-savvy like a Ravenclaw, the defining throughline is fiery passion, gut-first reactions, and a readiness to jump into discourse battles, all of which are classic Gryffindor traits.
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Your song
Sofia - Clairo
A well-suited song for them is Sofia by Clairo, a queer, slightly melancholic yet playful indie-pop track about messy feelings and yearning. They openly talk about being addicted to BL and yaoi, like “going to watch more heated rivarly because apperently im addicted to gay porn” and “i love all omegaverse dont play with me nigga”, which matches Sofia’s intense but somewhat dramatic crush energy. There’s also a clear thread of romantic longing and chaos, as in “checking my phone constantly because it might be my girlfriend texting me but no its just my dumbass homeboys” and “might kill myself but i havent got that kiss yet so i can wait a week”, echoing the song’s pining tone. Their self-aware, slightly depressive humor—“ate bacon and eggs... yummy! (im spiraling)” and “Glaive could you stop making me want to kill myself”—fits the bittersweet vibe of Sofia. Finally, they even reference adjacent artists and aesthetics, saying “If you asked me the difference between clairo laufey and mitsiki I genuinely would not be able to tell you”, which places them squarely in the musical lane where Sofia lives.
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