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The user most closely resembles Nelson Muntz, the school bully who also has unexpected moments of vulnerability and sadness. Like Nelson, this user mixes cruelty and dark, shocking humor with flashes of insecurity and self‑loathing, for example calling themselves ugly and hateful in posts like “i fucking hate myself and i think of this gif from eyes wide shut bc it matches the moment im living in” and “i do wanna be liked i swear but i’m just so hateful”. The aggressive, often sexual or violent edge in tweets such as “who wants to fuck” and “i wanna punch and kick ash b” mirrors Nelson’s hostile exterior that pushes people away. At the same time, there are glimpses of wanting connection and affection, like “i wish i could be as happy as @berkalstevenson” and nostalgic crush stories such as “from then on she was my crush at college but i never spoke to her again”, similar to Nelson’s softer moments in the show. The fixation on being seen as attractive or “ascending,” seen in posts like “when i get skinny i hope i get to experience this” and “just ascend nigga”, also fits Nelson’s insecurity about his social status beneath the bullying persona.

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They read as introverted (I): most posts are about their inner world, self‑image, and private online circles rather than offline socializing, e.g. “im gonna schizto out in my room like im talking to allison” and “watching suicide edit videos”, and they often express feeling apart from “normies” and moots, like “im sure 75% of my moots are newfags and i see u as below me”. They lean intuitive (N), focusing on fantasies, symbolism, and identity rather than concrete facts, as in “one day ill make the edit of my dreams”, “today i wanted to read a book about men and women who have fetishes for car cashes and the victims of car crashes but i went to bed”, and their obsession with abstract labels like “incelcore” and “chuds” rather than specific real‑life tasks. Their emotional volatility and emphasis on self‑loathing, desire to be liked, and yearning for connection point to feeling (F): they say “i do wanna be liked i swear but i’m just so hateful”, “i fucking hate myself”, and “life is worth living”, showing decisions driven by emotion and values more than detached logic. They appear perceiving (P), living impulsively and without structure: repeating outfits and drifting through gap years (“this is the outfit i have been wearing for 5 days and i feel great”, “my third gap year”), changing plans on whims like “i was gonna get taco bell yesterday but my dad said the wraps from mcdonalds is healthy so we went to mcdonalds”, and generally reacting rather than organizing. Overall, the mix of intense inner fantasy life, value‑laden emotional posts, social alienation, and lack of planning fits INFP better than the harsher, more systematizing NT or structured J types.

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Formerly obese, currently lifting, learning, and oversharing. Once missed my bus stop for a crush and turned it into a core memory instead of a convo.– @overweightincel

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This cocktail is wired and volatile, like someone tweeting “im fucking becoming aryan god” and then immediately admitting “im fucking hungry rn”. Overproof vodka stands in for the raw, unfiltered chaos and self-hatred of lines like “i fucking hate myself” and the violent fantasies in “Then I fuck her in the mouth… I Mace her some more.”. The sugar-free energy drink nods to the ED/weight-obsession and ‘ascension’ grind from “was obese” and “just ascend nigga”, giving jittery, empty-calorie intensity. A splash of diet cola on top evokes the junk-food self-sabotage of “my dad said the wraps from mcdonalds is healthy so we went to mcdonalds”, staining the bright base with a darker, more toxic edge. The lemon juice adds a sour bite that mirrors the spite in “ur such a fucking newfag u know nothing and my hatred for you is deep”, while the crushed ice keeps it all feeling deceptively playful and online-core, like hanging in calls where “no one is over the age of 14” and watching life melt in real time.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are ambition, self-focused transformation, and a willingness to embrace cruelty or taboo topics, all classic Slytherin markers. They are intensely focused on personal ascension and changing their body and status, e.g. “when i get skinny i hope i get to experience this” and “just ascend nigga”, which shows a fixation on rising above their current state. They frequently express contempt and superiority toward others, such as “ur such a fucking newfag u know nothing and my hatred for you is deep and i dont wish for a better world for you at all” and “im sure 75% of my moots are newfags and i see u as below me”, reflecting Slytherin’s elitism and in-group/out-group mentality. There’s also a streak of aggression and willingness to fantasize about harm or degradation, like “I have to hold her head up so she won't choke. Then I fuck her in the mouth, and after I've ejaculated and pulled out, I Mace her some more.” and “i wanna punch and kick ash b”, indicating a comfort with darker impulses rather than empathy or fairness. While there are hints of vulnerability and self-hatred, such as “i do wanna be liked i swear but i’m just so hateful”, these are framed through a lens of resentment and self-interest rather than courage, loyalty, or intellectual curiosity, placing them squarely in Slytherin.

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A fitting song for @overweightincel is "Creep" by Radiohead, because it captures self-loathing, alienation, and obsessive desire. They openly express intense insecurity and self-hatred, calling themselves ugly and beneath others, like in “im fucking ugly” and “im sure 75% of my moots are newfags and i see u as below me”, mirroring the song’s “I don’t belong here” refrain. Their fixation on crushes and unattainable affection, such as “back in college i was on a bus... from then on she was my crush at college but i never spoke to her again” and “she will be mine i swear”, matches the song’s mix of yearning and self-disgust. The desire to “ascend” and change themselves, seen in “just ascend nigga” and the weight/appearance focus in “when i get skinny i hope i get to experience this”, reflects the song’s tension between wanting to be special and feeling fundamentally broken. Overall, the raw, uncomfortable vulnerability of Creep aligns with their oscillation between nihilism, dark humor, and a desperate wish to be loved and seen.

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