Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Frequently comments intensely on Vasco and football, like in “vai tomar no cu vasco da gama” and praise/critique of matches and players.
- Humorous Sarcasm: Uses exaggerated humor and absurdity, as in “Cagaram no chao da SATÊQUE vai se fude Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” and the playful “sorteia um fã pra vc comer” jokes.
- Direct Honesty: Speaks very plainly about opinions, such as harsh criticism of Léo Pelé in “como que vc é jogador PROFISSIONAL porra”.
- Socially Aware: Shows political and social awareness, criticizing Bolsonaro in “bolsonaro top 10 desempregados do brasil” and noisy pro-Bolsonaro protests.
- Critical Thinker: Questions public figures and narratives, like calling out Monark in “vc tá acabando com a imagem de quem fuma maconha” and refereeing decisions with “Deus nao esquecerá de seus crimes Anderson Daronco.”
Weaknesses:
- Excessive Aggression: Uses very hostile language toward individuals, e.g. wishing Léo Pelé’s career to end in “eu espero que vc desapareça do meu time e que sua carreira acabe seu fdp horroroso”.
- Insult-Heavy Tone: Relies heavily on profanity and insults, like “vai tomar no cu vasco da gama” and “vai tomar no cu cara”.
- Personal Attacks: Targets specific people harshly, such as Léo Pelé, Raniel in “Raniel do caralho”, and Monark in “pare de falar merda imediatamente”.
- Negativity Focus: Most posts center on frustration, anger, or complaints about teams, players, politics, and events rather than positive moments.
- Potential Misinterpretation: Extreme phrasing like “sorteia um fan pra vc comer pfv” and similar jokes can be taken literally or offensively outside their circle.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: passionate, impulsive, often ranting in the heat of the moment, but clearly driven by strong feelings about sports and life. Like Homer screaming at the TV during a football game, the user fires off intense, emotional complaints about matches and players, such as "Caralho Léo Pelé eu espero que vc desapareça do meu time..." and "vai tomar no cu vasco da gama". The mix of crude humor and over-the-top frustration also fits Homer, seen in tweets like "Cagaram no chao da SATÊQUE vai se fude Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" and "Monark pare de falar merda imediatamente vc tá acabando com a imagem de quem fuma maconha". At the same time, the user has clear loyalties and obsessions (Vasco, politics, specific players/referees), much like Homer’s intense devotion to his favorite teams and petty grudges, as shown in "Deus nao esquecerá de seus crimes Anderson Daronco.". The overall tone is chaotic, vulgar, but oddly earnest—very Homer-esque rather than the more calculated mischief of Bart or the idealism of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They seem more Extroverted (E) than introverted: their tweets are highly expressive, public-facing reactions to matches and politics, often addressing players and public figures directly, e.g. the explosive rant at Léo Pelé in “Caralho Léo Pelé eu espero que vc desapareça do meu time…” and the loud complaint about a pro-Bolsonaro honk protest in “ta tendo buzinaço pro bolsonaro na minha rua a 20 minutos vai tomar no cu cara”. They lean slightly toward Intuition (N): while they comment on concrete events (matches, politics), the humor is often exaggerative and conceptual, like turning Vegetti into a meme in “Vegetti sorteia um fan pra vc comer pfv” or mocking tags as a general idea in “como reagir as tags dos jogos de carros na steam”. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T) over Feeling: they are blunt, critical, and often harsh rather than tactful, as seen in “Monark pare de falar merda imediatamente vc tá acabando com a imagem de quem fuma maconha” and “Deus nao esquecerá de seus crimes Anderson Daronco.”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their tweets are impulsive, reactive, and in-the-moment, like the sudden rage toward Vasco in “vai tomar no cu vasco da gama” and the chaotic humor in “Cagaram no chao da SATÊQUE vai se fude Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”, showing spontaneity over structured planning. Overall, a sarcastic, confrontational, quick-witted style that mixes memes, criticism, and opportunistic commentary aligns best with an ENTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Vasco da Gama and antidepressants are your vibe, I volunteer to be the balanced midfield between your chaos and your serotonin.
- You saying “vai tomar no cu Vasco da Gama” in 2022 and still suffering with them in 2024 is real commitment… date someone like you and I know you won’t give up on us after one bad match.
- After aquele ‘parabéns Grêmio por ganhar roubando’ tweet, I gotta ask: if I steal a kiss from you, is it going to VAR or you lets it stand on the field?
- You told Monark to stop talking shit because he was ruining the image of quem fuma maconha; I promise if we smoke together I’ll only ruin your image by making you look too happy next to me.
- If God won’t forget Daronco’s crimes, I hope He also doesn’t forget my biggest miracle: convincing you to pick me instead of xingando Léo Pelé for one night.
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Football addict, Vasco survivor & meme archivist. Once live-tweeted a pitch disaster like it was a crime scene report.– @oVoido0377
Your signature cocktail
Vasco da Gama Rage-Tonic
The Cachaça infused with espresso brings a sharp kick of late-night football rage, channeling their explosive outbursts like “Caralho Léo Pelé eu espero que vc desapareça do meu time e que sua carreira acabe seu fdp horroroso”. Brazilian lime cordial keeps it proudly brasileiro and a bit caustic, just like their mix of love and hate for Vasco in “vai tomar no cu vasco da gama”. Sea-salt and chili bitters represent the salty, spicy complaints about refs and rivals, echoing “Deus nao esquecerá de seus crimes Anderson Daronco.” and “parabéns grêmio por ganhar roubando o jogo todo”. The Black IPA beer reduction adds a dark, bitter political edge inspired by “bolsonaro top 10 desempregados do brasil” and the buzinaço rant in “ta tendo buzinaço pro bolsonaro na minha rua a 20 minutos vai tomar no cu cara”. Finally, a spritz of aromatic antidepressant-style herbal tonic nods to the bio “Vasco da Gama e Antidepressivos”, softening the bitterness just enough to keep this chaotic, experimental drink weirdly comforting despite all the yelling.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows very strong Gryffindor-style impulsiveness and boldness, especially in how they vent their emotions publicly and directly. Their furious defense of their football team and attacks on perceived incompetence or injustice — like “Caralho Léo Pelé eu espero que vc desapareça do meu time e que sua carreira acabe seu fdp horroroso como que vc é jogador PROFISSIONAL porra” and “Deus nao esquecerá de seus crimes Anderson Daronco.” — suggest a hot-blooded sense of right and wrong typical of Gryffindor. They also take a clear, confrontational political stance, mocking Bolsonaro in “bolsonaro top 10 desempregados do brasil” and complaining about pro-Bolsonaro noise in “ta tendo buzinaço pro bolsonaro na minha rua a 20 minutos vai tomar no cu cara”, which shows a willingness to stand up loudly for their beliefs rather than staying neutral. Their aggressive call-outs of public figures, such as “Monark pare de falar merda imediatamente vc tá acabando com a imagem de quem fuma maconha”, fit a pattern of outspoken courage rather than cautious diplomacy. While there is humor and some wit, the dominant traits are passionate, confrontational, and driven by a strong emotional sense of justice, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.
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Céu Azul - Charlie Brown Jr.
A song that best fits them is Céu Azul by Charlie Brown Jr., which mixes melancholy, frustration, and resilience with a very Brazilian flavor. Their bio, “Vasco da Gama e Antidepressivos”, already hints at someone who jokes about mental health struggles while staying attached to their club, a balance of darkness and irony that matches the song’s bittersweet tone. They vent intense anger and disappointment at football and players, like in “Caralho Léo Pelé eu espero que vc desapareça do meu time e que sua carreira acabe seu fdp horroroso como que vc é jogador PROFISSIONAL porra” and “vai tomar no cu vasco da gama”, echoing the song’s sense of frustration with how life (or the game) is going. At the same time, their tweets show a humorous, chaotic energy—such as “Cagaram no chao da SATÊQUE vai se fude Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” and political rants like “bolsonaro top 10 desempregados do brasil”—that aligns with Charlie Brown Jr.’s mix of criticism, sarcasm, and emotional honesty. Overall, Céu Azul captures a vibe of being tired and pissed off at everything but still carrying on, which matches how they cope with football heartbreak, politics, and life through dark humor and loud opinions.
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