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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expert Knowledge: His deep understanding of military equipment and tactics is evident in tweets like 'British TV just interviewed me on North Korean infantry equipment.'
- Dark Humor: His sarcastic and biting wit shines in tweets like 'Waiter, waiter! I would like more internet grifters using a man’s suicide for monetary gain!'
- Resilience: Despite feeling alone, he continues to engage with his passions and responsibilities, as seen in 'I usually don’t care because I feel alone all the time but it would make my mom sad if I got hurt.'
- Curiosity: His interest in niche topics like 'I was reading about the autonomous Western Bosnian region during the Yugoslav war' reflects an inquisitive mind.
- Hands-On Approach: His frequent testing and selling of military gear, like 'Busch protective left me an extra low cut shell from testing,' shows a practical, experimental nature.
Weaknesses:
- Isolation: His tweet 'I usually don’t care because I feel alone all the time' suggests he struggles with feelings of loneliness.
- Cynicism: His sarcastic remarks, like 'Flesh simulator is a communist meat actuator that beats his wife,' indicate a tendency toward pessimism.
- Overthinking: His detailed analysis of gear and scenarios, like 'From today, rezeroing, everything went well but I’m struggling with the optic on the rpk,' suggests he can get bogged down in details.
- Self-Doubt: His tweet 'This is my most capable rifle. It is better than I am by far' hints at underestimating his own abilities.
- Over-Commitment: He often takes on too much, as seen in 'Eventually I'll run out of annual exams and catastrophic life events and have enough time to make a video.'
Your Simpsons character
Grampa Simpson
Oxide's mix of niche knowledge and dark humor aligns with Grampa Simpson's eccentric storytelling and occasional absurdity. Tweets like 'British TV just interviewed me on North Korean infantry equipment' show his expertise, while 'Waiter, waiter! I would like more internet grifters' reflects his sarcastic edge. Both share a blend of wisdom and quirkiness, making them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Oxide fits the INTP type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His introspection shows in 'I usually don’t care because I feel alone all the time.' His curiosity drives him to explore niche topics, like 'I was reading about the autonomous Western Bosnian region.' Logical analysis is evident in his gear testing, as in 'Busch protective left me an extra low cut shell from testing.' His adaptability is clear in his experimental approach to problems, such as 'From today, rezeroing… everything needs work and cost money.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you military-grade gear? Because I’d test you all night to see how tough you really are.
- Are you a bubble helmet? Because I’d keep you close to my head and never let you go.
- Are you a Soviet night attack? Because you’ve pre-planned your way right into my heart.
- Is your name Sarajevo? Because I’d walk through history just to meet you.
- Are you a Neosteel helmet? Because you’ve got me completely protected from bad vibes.
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Military analyst, gear tester, and dark humor enthusiast. Occasionally on British TV talking North Korean infantry. Collector of bubble helmets and niche knowledge. Lonely, curious, and always tinkering. DM for gear sales or existential chats.– @OxideDoes
Your signature cocktail
The Tactical Mule
The Tactical Mule reflects Oxide’s military focus and rugged personality. Vodka ties to his interest in Soviet history, like 'There is a lot to preplanned fires and maneuver with Soviet night attacks.' Ginger beer adds a sharp kick, much like his dark humor in 'Waiter, waiter! I would like more internet grifters.' Lime brings a refreshing twist, representing his curiosity, while smoked salt adds a gritty, adventurous edge, mirroring his hands-on gear testing.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Oxide embodies Ravenclaw traits with his intellectual curiosity and analytical mindset. His tweet 'I was reading about the autonomous Western Bosnian region during the Yugoslav war' highlights his love for knowledge. His hands-on experimentation with military gear, like 'Busch protective left me an extra low cut shell from testing,' reflects Ravenclaw's creative problem-solving. While he has a cynical edge, his pursuit of understanding and innovation aligns with this house's values.
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Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
This anti-war anthem suits Oxide's military focus and critical perspective. His tweet 'Yesterday’s weapons will not win tomorrow’s wars' reflects the song's critique of outdated strategies. His dark humor, like 'Flesh simulator is a communist meat actuator,' aligns with the song's rebellious tone. The rugged, hands-on vibe of 'Busch protective left me an extra low cut shell from testing' fits the song's blue-collar energy.
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