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The mix of constant clowning, irritation, and casual edge strongly matches Bart Simpson. They roast things with over-the-top insults and hyperbole, like calling a recast "holy coke rant the recast is just ass" and saying a movie was "an absolute waste of time", very much in Bart’s bratty, dramatic style. There’s also a mischievous, chaos-enjoying side in tweets like "I'm so ready to mischaracterize every mf on this game" and "I'm praying on your downfall", which fits Bart’s love of stirring trouble. At the same time, they show intense fandom and hype ("CYRENE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD", "ABSOLUTE PEAK") that echoes Bart’s passionate, impulsive attachments to whatever he’s into that week. Even their irritation at certain groups or trends, like "Gachatwt gays are the most insufferable mfs on earth.", reads like Bart’s unfiltered, provocative mouth rather than a more thoughtful or reserved character like Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their timeline is centered on games and media rather than real‑life socializing, and even jokes about others are made from a distance, e.g. “Too tired to clown for anything” and “Anyway”, which read as low‑energy, observer‑style commentary rather than attention seeking. Their focus is mostly conceptual and comparative rather than concrete, pointing to Intuition (N): they constantly evaluate designs, shots, and narratives—“biggest downgrade of all time holy”, “Genshin dragging star rail through the mud here idk”—which are abstract judgments about quality and direction rather than sensory detail. The tone is heavily Thinking (T): they are blunt, critical, and sometimes harsh, as in “Worthless piece of shit can I win the fucking 50/50 once in this fuckass game???” and “Gachatwt gays are the most insufferable mfs on earth.”, prioritizing candid evaluation over harmony. Their timeline suggests a more flexible, reactive approach consistent with Perceiving (P): they rant in the moment about banners, events, and reruns—“Wanna get back on genshin for skirk so bad but I don't have a single team for her”, “Yeah ain't no way I'm pulling kafka fuck that ho”—rather than presenting long‑term plans or organized goals. Taken together, the analytical, critical, concept‑focused but unstructured style fits INTP better than other types.

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20 • DZ. Once lost a 50/50 on my birthday and still logged in next day. Gacha, games & occasional media rants. Opinions mine, pulls mostly Ls.– @oysiao

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Their timeline shows a consistently sharp, confrontational edge and a strong instinct for taking sides and defending them, which fits Slytherin’s resourcefulness and us-vs-them mindset. They openly call out groups and behaviors they dislike, for example mocking a whole subset of players with “Gachatwt gays are the most insufferable mfs on earth.” and dismissing performative concern with “'This is so sad' its his choice and he didn't ask you to feel bad for him ya'll are weird af”. There’s also a ruthless, competitive streak in posts like “I'm praying on your downfall” and the way they talk about characters and games—e.g. “Worthless piece of shit can I win the fucking 50/50 once in this fuckass game??? KMS” and “I never wanna see wuwa players speak of hsr ever again lmao”—which shows a strong drive to come out on top. They’re also unapologetically blunt about politics, as in “Americans will fund a genocide then get defensive when they're hated for it”, and willing to attract backlash rather than soften their stance, a very Slytherin willingness to risk unpopularity for their position. While there are occasional softer or humorous moments (like being excited for Eid in “I love eid sm I'm eating good tonight 😋”), their dominant traits are sharp, combative, and calculating, aligning most closely with Slytherin rather than the more altruistic or scholarly houses.

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A song that best fits them is Brutal by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures that mix of young frustration, sarcasm, and constant complaining about everything being disappointing. They frequently rant about games and media, like when they say “holy coke rant the recast is just ass” and “28 years later was an absolute waste of time”, which mirrors the song’s "I'm so sick of 17, where's my fucking teenage dream" energy. Their timeline is full of exaggerated annoyance and dramatic takes—“Worthless piece of shit can I win the fucking 50/50 once in this fuckass game??? KMS” and “Gachatwt gays are the most insufferable mfs on earth.”—just like the song’s hyperbolic venting. At the same time, there’s self-aware humor and a bit of swagger in posts like “I'm so ready to mischaracterize every mf on this game” and “Eid fit ended anaxa”, which fits the "God, it's brutal out here" vibe of laughing through the chaos and irritation. Overall, their mix of saltiness, dramatic complaints, and playful toxicity lines up almost perfectly with the emotional and lyrical tone of Brutal.

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