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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: idealistic, outspoken about politics, and still very earnest and dorky about the media they love. Like Lisa, they mix genuine compassion with sharp moral outrage, e.g. calling out ICE with: “by the way if you support ice in any way shape or form you should go hug a chainsaw with the engine on” and defending immigrants with: “dont let them demonize people for where they were born, keep your neighbors safe”. They’re very earnest about encouraging others, similar to Lisa’s attempts to uplift people: “GOOD MORNING CHAINSAW NATION!!! … dont accept a life you dont deserve, and always believe in yourself!” and “every day has the chance to be better than the last… there’s always time, and there’s always hope!”. They also have that hyper-specific, nerdy passion Lisa has for jazz or causes, except it’s focused on Chainsaw Man and yuri: “i freaking love dinosaurs and dragons and chainsaw man and women and being nice…”. Finally, their blend of self-aware mental health talk and wanting to be a good influence mirrors Lisa’s mix of anxiety and big-sister energy: “my goal is to be a good older sister, and to be kind in a world of cruelty!” and “as long as lesbians support me ill keep going no matter what”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraversion (E) through constant outward energy, frequent direct address to followers, and enjoyment of interaction, e.g. hyping up followers and calling them “pochilings” in “good morning pochilings, today, im telling you to be kinder to yourself!”, and celebrating follower milestones in “thank you all for the follows um i hope im posting sufficiently!!!”. Their focus on big-picture ideas, symbolism, and media themes points to Intuition (N): they discuss capitalism, identity, and narrative motifs in tweets like “once you reach a certain amount of money you fundamentally stop being a human” and analyzing No Other Choice for “loss of self under capitalism” in this tweet, rather than just listing concrete details. Their values-driven, emotionally expressive style fits Feeling (F): they repeatedly center kindness, solidarity, and emotional support, such as “as long as lesbians support me ill keep going no matter what” and “dont let them demonize people for where they were born, keep your neighbors safe”, and their anger is moral-emotional (e.g. anti-ICE in this tweet) more than detached logic. Their spontaneity, playful chaos, and willingness to improvise indicate Perceiving (P): they jump from topic to topic (“armpits,” “deadlock addiction,” sudden rereads) and lean into impulsive, in-the-moment posting like “self destruction at 6969 posts” and “this twitter shit easy. intestine slurping tomorrow”, rather than structured plans. Overall, their highly social, idealistic, emotionally charged, and exuberantly spontaneous online presence aligns best with ENFP.

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Lesbian art goblin with chronic neck pain, a gorgeous cat, and a Chainsaw Man brainrot. Once used Grok (not me) to fix a stove. Be kind or be chainsawed.– @P0chitaLuvr69

Your signature cocktail
This drink is loud, chaotic, and warm-hearted, just like Pochi⛓️🪚🧡 yelling “GOOD MORNING CHAINSAW NATION!!!” in “GOOD MORNING CHAINSAW NATION!!! a healthy amount of anger is necessary…”, so it starts with overproof dark rum for that intense, unfiltered energy. Spicy ginger beer brings the kick and humor of lines like “cops dont even eat donuts and drink coffee anymore, all they do is shoot you and beat children to death” and the general chaos of chainsaws, armpits, and lesbians filling the timeline. Blood orange juice nods to their Chainsaw Man obsession and hopeful, fiery optimism in “its gonna get worse, but then itll get better. REMEMBER together were strong, and theres always hope for the future…”. Red bean syrup references their unabashed love of sweets and comfort in “i LOVE RED BEAN PASTE!”, softening the chaos with something nostalgic and cozy. Finally, smoke or chili bitters capture the butch, dragon, and blood-devil edge in “the dragon does not concern herself with her chronic neck pain” and “LESBIANISM SAVED MY LIFE, THANK YOU WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, giving the cocktail a lingering, dangerous little growl at the end.

Your Hogwarts House
They read overwhelmingly as Gryffindor: loud, brave, impulsive, and constantly ready to jump into a fight for what they think is right. Their moral courage and willingness to confront injustice are clear in posts like “by the way if you support ice in any way shape or form you should go hug a chainsaw with the engine on”, “cops dont even eat donuts and drink coffee anymore, all they do is shoot you and beat children to death”, and “dont let them demonize people for where they were born, keep your neighbors safe”. They also frame themselves in heroic, almost shounen-protagonist terms, with rallying cries like “GOOD MORNING CHAINSAW NATION!!! a healthy amount of anger is necessary, especially in times like these! dont accept a life you dont deserve, and always believe in yourself!” and “my goal is to be a good older sister, and to be kind in a world of cruelty!”, which reflects Gryffindor’s protective, righteous streak. Their impulsive, dramatic temperament also fits Gryffindor: they talk about "self destruction at 6969 posts" in “self destruction at 6969 posts” and throw themselves into intense emotions, whether it’s joy, rage, or thirst. While they show Hufflepuff kindness and a bit of Ravenclaw wit, the dominant pattern is courageous confrontation, fiery idealism, and a flair for dramatic self-sacrifice—classic Gryffindor energy.

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A song that best fits them is Head Like a Hole by Nine Inch Nails: loud, political, messy, and passionate. They’re openly anti-capitalist and anti–rich-people power structures, echoing the song’s “No, you can’t take it, no, you can’t have it” defiance, as seen when they say “once you reach a certain amount of money you fundamentally stop being a human” and “by the way if you support ice in any way shape or form you should go hug a chainsaw with the engine on”. Their timeline is a chaotic mix of horny, violent, and hopeful energy—posting things like “girls stink good”, “when i see lady quanxi, call me Metro Tunnel Soap Dispenser the way i leak indiscriminately”, and “this twitter shit easy. intestine slurping tomorrow”—which fits the song’s aggressive, industrial edge. At the same time, they have a core of stubborn optimism and solidarity, rallying people with posts like “GOOD BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL SUNSHINEY MORNING ... to all the lovely lesbians in the world!!!!” and “in a cruel world, so lets be kind! i am P0chitaLuvr69”. That combination of rage at injustice and loud, almost feral self-expression makes Head Like a Hole an especially fitting anthem for them.

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