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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: bright, self-aware, a bit dramatic in a funny way, and very online/creative. Like Lisa, they oscillate between joking about school and actually caring, e.g. complaining about trying to do huge amounts of work in little time in “2 hours to do 3 months worth of work, I think this is doable chat” while also flexing surviving a full week of school in “Chat..I may actually be about to complete my first full week of school since October..”. Their sense of justice and calling things out also fits Lisa, seen when they say “Some of my oomfs follow this person so heads up ‼️” and when they rant about school unfairness in “No way my school has been giving me false truancies, lates, + absences FOR MONTHS and is now trying to punish me for it 😭😭”. The mix of niche obsessions (Dan and Phil, games, bands) and slightly overthinking social dynamics mirrors Lisa’s intense fandom phases and need to be understood, like in “Trying to do schoolwork but I cant focus because all I can think about is dan and phil and genshin and wallows”. They also show Lisa-like emotional honesty and melodramatic humor about relationships and loneliness in “Valentines day in 7 days, yes I am bitter 😔” and “Who wanna croomf me up get married and live happily ever after 🤣”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly seek interaction and attention, e.g. calling themselves an “attention whore” and asking followers directly for engagement in “Interaction bait because im an attention whore and Im bored 👀 but what am I to you?”, and saying they’ll like all of oomfs’ posts in “becoming oomf means that i WILL be liking all of your posts before you even post them! and yes I am stalking you 💜”. Their interests and jokes show Intuition: they riff on fandoms, inside jokes, and abstract/whimsical prompts like “'you're on a pathway. do you go left, to a river, right to a group of ducks, or forward into a large clearing?' > can I go right to the group of ducks and then take them left to the river?”, prioritising imaginative possibilities over concrete detail. They appear strongly Feeling-oriented: they care about relationships and ethics, defending communities and friends in posts like “I hope every sad fucker on those files dies a slow painful death !” and calling out issues around their school and LGBTQ+ matters, as in “Twitter user and phang member @sarainof steals £67,000 from the LGBTQ+ community.” (even framed jokingly). Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than structured: they joke about procrastination in “2 hours to do 3 months worth of work, I think this is doable chat” and struggling to focus in “Trying to do schoolwork but I cant focus because all I can think about is dan and phil and genshin and wallows”, and they act spontaneously (e.g. abusing the “statement dog” in “Sorry chat im gonna be abusing the statement dog for the next hour, bare with me”) rather than following a plan. Altogether, their expressive, social energy, imaginative humour, emotional focus, and flexible, slightly chaotic lifestyle align best with ENFP.

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16 • she/her • Gemini | Once got kicked from a group chat for talking about Dan & Phil too much. Currently ill, tweeting instead of doing schoolwork.– @p1erc3thetay

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Your Hogwarts House
Tay comes across as deeply people-oriented and loyal to her online community, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. She constantly hypes up and cherishes her oomfs, like when she says “becoming oomf means that i WILL be liking all of your posts before you even post them! and yes I am stalking you 💜”, and when she thanks someone warmly for a compliment on her page: “'I love your strawpage' > thank youuuu!!!”. She’s also playful but fundamentally kind, even when ranting; for example, she jokes about Valentine’s Day bitterness in “11 days until Valentine’s Day 🙀🙀 anyone caught celebrating will be shot dead on sight ☺️”, but it’s clearly tongue-in-cheek and never genuinely cruel. Her patience with answering endless strawpage questions in detail, such as “'fav stardew valley character?' > HALEY!! I used to really like Harvey but that damn mustache pmo” and “Yall wanna send me strawpage gimmicks SOOOOOOO bad 👀 (I need excuses to unleash the yap)”, shows a friendly, inclusive nature. While she has some Gryffindor-style bluntness when calling things out, like in “Some of my oomfs follow this person so heads up ‼️”, it’s motivated by fairness and protecting others more than by a desire to be a bold lone hero. Overall, her loyalty, warmth, and community-focused joking align most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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The song Robbers by The 1975 fits Tay because it balances melodramatic romanticism with a kind of self-aware, chaotic teenage energy that shows up all over their timeline. They’re very openly obsessed with The 1975, as seen in “If you dont like The 1975 I dont trust you, sorry!” and listening to them at school in “Listening to the 1975 in skills class rn..none of these hoes are aware of my aura”, so it makes sense to choose a song from that band. Robbers is dramatic and a bit unhinged in its depiction of love and heartbreak, which matches tweets like “Valentines day in 7 days, yes I am bitter 😔” and the ongoing joke about wanting a "croomf" in “Who wanna croomf me up get married and live happily ever after 🤣”. The song’s messy, emotional, romantic chaos mirrors how they tweet in all caps about music and feelings, like “WONT YOU GIVE ME A BREAK I DONT REMEMBER WHO I AM NOW GIVE ME A NAME...”. Overall, Robbers captures that combination of intense feelings, humor, and emo-leaning aesthetic that runs through their posts.

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