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Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, self‑destructive tone and love of excess mirrors Homer’s reckless lifestyle, especially his tendency to drown his problems in alcohol and other substances, as seen in the tweet "2 bottles of champagne and 120mg of adderall lets see where the night takes me". Like Homer’s frequent complaints about the world ("cant have shit in this country"), the user expresses frustration with society. The nostalgic longing for "bring back incandescent lights" reflects Homer’s fondness for the simple, older ways of life. The mixture of deep‑down emptiness ("on 5 different substances still feel nothing") and sudden bursts of excitement ("YIPPIEEEEEE") is reminiscent of Homer’s swings between melancholy and child‑like joy. Finally, the random, meme‑filled posts and occasional philosophical line "final act of love is letting go" capture Homer’s unpredictable, often nonsensical social media presence.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user appears extraverted, constantly broadcasting personal moments and using enthusiastic language like "YIPPIEEEEEE" and "it's my birthday ahah." They focus on concrete, sensory experiences (Sensing) as shown by statements such as "been taking so much adderall lately my tongue is in pieces" and "2 bottles of champagne and 120mg of adderall lets see where the night takes me." Their decisions seem guided by feelings rather than pure logic, evident in emotional lines like "final act of love is letting go" and the venting "fuck my disgusting chud life." The spontaneous, unstructured nature of their posts – e.g., "lets see where the night takes me" and "on 5 different substances still feel nothing" – points to a Perceiving (P) preference. Together these traits suggest an ESFP personality.

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Welsh gamer 🎮 | Goat lover 🐐 (my goat once stole the spotlight) | Night owl fueled by coffee & occasional champagne | Retro light advocate.– @p1ts

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The Neon Yippee Spritz is a high-octane fizz that captures the chaotic energy of @p1ts’s timeline. The champagne and Red Bull echo the tweet "2 bottles of champagne and 120mg of adderall lets see where the night takes me," giving the drink a bubbly stimulant punch. A splash of lime juice adds the sour bite described in "been taking so much adderall lately my tongue is in pieces," while a dash of absinthe brings a luminous, old-school glow reminiscent of "bring back incandescent lights." The final pop of vodka and the celebratory fizz match the exuberant "YIPPIEEEEEE" and the birthday vibe of "it's my birthday ahah."

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets reveal a bold, daring attitude, such as "fuck my disgusting chud life" and "cant have shit in this country", which show a willingness to speak out against the status quo. Their reckless enthusiasm is evident in "2 bottles of champagne and 120mg of adderall lets see where the night takes me", displaying a fearless approach to risk. The emotional courage in "final act of love is letting go" indicates a readiness to confront vulnerability head‑on. These traits of bravery, daring, and outspoken defiance are hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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The user frequently mentions feeling numb despite heavy substance use (e.g., "on 5 different substances still feel nothing watafaku" and "2 bottles of champagne and 120mg of adderall lets see where the night takes me"), which mirrors the song’s hook "I can’t feel my face when I’m with you." Their reckless party vibe ("YIPPIEEEEEE", "2 bottles of champagne…") aligns with the track’s upbeat, club‑ready sound, while the frustration expressed in "fuck my disgusting chud life" reflects the underlying tension in the lyrics. The line "final act of love is letting go" also resonates with the song’s theme of letting a high take over and losing control. Together these tweets capture the mix of euphoria and numbness that defines The Weeknd’s "Can’t Feel My Face".

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