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PJ lines up closest with Lisa Simpson: hyper-passionate about her interests, a little niche, and very online-brain-brilliant about them. Like Lisa with jazz and obscure literature, PJ dives deep into specific music obsessions, from Kate Bush to Slayer to The Great Kat, proudly saying things like “i am THEE metalhead kate bush fan” and defending underappreciated artists with detailed takes such as “I DO GENERALLY SEE A LOT OF DISLIKE TOWARDS THESE even though IN MY OPINION she took where speed metal was and used her talents to make it faster somehow”. Lisa’s sense of ethics and calling out hypocrisy shows up in PJ’s posts too, like criticizing AI use in music — “dirk posting all the time about protecting animals and then participating in ai use is SOOOO IRONIC” and “im not excited anymore, lame riff and using ai FUCK YALL BRUH GET IT TOGETHER”. There’s also that earnest, emotional intensity Lisa has: PJ copes with stress by turning to art, as in “im listening to kate bush to cope, i can’t believe this bs”, and gets giddy over crossovers like “METAL HAMMER MAGAZINE THREW A PARTY FOR KATE BUSH THE RED SHOES???? OHHH GOODDDDDDDD CROSSOVER EVENT”. Even the nerdy completionist side is very Lisa-coded, with projects like building a full discography playlist — “GOD DAMN I DID IT!!! i got every song and maybe no doubles for the MOST part”. Overall, PJ combines intensity, ethics, niche taste, and dorky enthusiasm in a way that screams Lisa Simpson if she had a metal and Kate Bush phase.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of replies/quote-tweets and shared community jokes, especially in metal and #thegreatkattwt, and they openly narrate their excitement to followers, like hyping up future posts: “IF ANYONE GAF I WILL BE POSTING MORE GREAT KAT CONTENT I FOUND ON THE WAYBACK MACHINE… ill do it for her ❤️❤️” and openly celebrating finds like “BRUH DAVES BIRTHDAY GIVES LUCK, I SCORED BIGTIME AT THIS SHOPPING BOOTH, ILL SHOW IN A BIT OMFFGGGG”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they love unusual crossovers and conceptual connections, such as noticing coincidences and meanings between artists and dates: “THE DREAMING ALBUM RELEASE DATE AND DAVE MUSTAINES BIRTHDAY ARE THE SAME DAY EOWOWOWOOAAAHHHHH MY BRIAINNNN THE CROSSOVERRRRR”, and making playful, abstract comparisons like “dave mustaine draining all the orange from anything he touches, king midas style”. They seem Feeling-dominant: their judgments are framed through emotional reactions, values, and affection rather than cold logic, as when they defend Kate Bush’s quirks with value language: “kate holds a pen all crazy but i dont make fun of her for it BECAUSE she writes PERFECT songs so”, and when they react strongly to perceived unfairness or AI use in art: “its always bad irl execution or ai with youse huh?” and “dirk posting all the time about protecting animals and then participating in ai use is SOOOO IRONIC”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they embrace spontaneity and shifting enthusiasm — impulsive gushes like “OUUGHHHHHH im so excited”, humorous self-corrections like “im not excited anymore, lame riff and using ai FUCK YALL BRUH GET IT TOGETHER”, and playful, unplanned projects such as “im working on a discography playlist for THE GREAT KAT… so yk…stay tuned in a while”. Putting this together — expressive, community-oriented, pattern-spotting, emotionally driven, and spontaneous — ENFP fits them best.

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PJ | metal historian in training, Kate Bush evangelist, and part-time Slayer truther. Once made a Great Kat playlist instead of sleeping.– @p3anutj3lly

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud and fast, like a Slayer pit in a Kate Bush dream sequence—overproof spiced rum for the unhinged metal devotion in “i lub slayer a normal amount” and the way they drag Megadeth in “megadeth sucks”. The espresso shot is pure wired enthusiasm, the same energy as “OUUGHHHHHH im so excited” and freaking out over crossovers in “METAL HAMMER MAGAZINE THREW A PARTY FOR KATE BUSH THE RED SHOES???? OHHH GOODDDDDDDD CROSSOVER EVENT”. Cherry liqueur adds a melodramatic, emotional sweetness for the way they worship Kate in “ouuugghhh kate bush is so good” and know they’ll cry to “this womans work”. Smoked sea salt brings in a slightly bitter, burnt edge that nods to all the justified rage at AI and bad industry choices in “its always bad irl execution or ai with youse huh?” and “using ai FUCK YALL BRUH GET IT TOGETHER”. Finally, a splash of glittery energy drink represents their frenetic, nerdy joy connecting worlds—from “tori amos COVEREDDDD SLAYERRRRR THIS IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY” to mapping birthdays and release dates in “THE DREAMING ALBUM RELEASE DATE AND DAVE MUSTAINES BIRTHDAY ARE THE SAME DAY”.

Your Hogwarts House
PJ comes off first and foremost as a hyper-curious music nerd who loves making connections and noticing patterns, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They obsessively dig into niche lore and details, like tracing similarities between songs across years in “this song sounds EXACTLY like a few songs off of rust in peace BUT IT WAS RELEASED 4 YEARS BEFORE” and laughing about recurring images such as Tom Araya’s Harvard shirt in “i keep finding more pictures of tom in the harvard shirt, hes haunting me”. They also enjoy building structured projects for fun, like carefully assembling a full, non-duplicated discography playlist in “GOD DAMN I DID IT!!! i got every song and maybe no doubles for the MOST part”, which shows methodical, brainy satisfaction rather than just casual fandom. Their love for artists like Kate Bush and The Great Kat is framed in terms of musical innovation and how the music "stimulates my brain" in “i love THE GREAT KATs music bc it stimulates my brain PERFECTLY”, pointing to an intellectual appreciation of art. While they are passionate and loyal, the dominant thread is a playful, analytical fascination with details, crossovers, and deep dives, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The song that best suits PJ is “The Dreaming” by Kate Bush. They outright call it their favorite era, celebrating that The Dreaming’s release date lines up with Dave Mustaine’s birthday and national peanut day, which they mark as a huge personal crossover event: “its VERY important but not rlly that dave mustaines birthday is on the same day that my favorite FAVORITE favorite oat kate bush album was released” and “THE DREAMING ALBUM RELEASE DATE AND DAVE MUSTAINES BIRTHDAY ARE THE SAME DAY EOWOWOWOOAAAHHHHH MY BRIAINNNN THE CROSSOVERRRRR”. The song’s wild, experimental energy and intensity match their hyper-passionate metalhead persona, as seen in posts like “i lub slayer a normal amount” and “getting oomfs into kate bush one at a time”. The Dreaming blends chaos, complexity, and theatricality in a way that mirrors how PJ gushes over extreme metal, The Great Kat, and deep-cut lore threads, for example “i love THE GREAT KATs music bc it stimulates my brain PERFECTLY”. Lyrically and sonically, it’s eccentric, relentless, and intense—just like their timeline full of caps-locked excitement, niche references, and cross-genre obsession.

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