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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, jokey, and constantly reacting dramatically to games and online life. Their humor is very Bart-coded, mixing exaggerated rage with self‑owning jokes, like when they say “Nunca juguéis dokapon kingdom gente, peor decisión de mi vida” or “Top 10 torturas del medievo Número 1:”. They also swing between cocky excitement and instant defeat, e.g. “SCREAMING IN PUBLIC RN” and then complaints about gacha or clients failing like “Fucking finally se me puso el cliente de hoyo Nvm dio error mientras escribía esto”. Their irreverent, slightly unhinged online persona is very much in line with Bart’s mischievous, meme-ready energy, as seen in things like “Le quiero morder una teta (???)” and “Te juro que como alguien en un fighting game de roblox me mate mientras llevo esto puesto, uno de los dos va a acabar mal y posiblemente sea yo”. Even when they complain about loneliness or burnout, such as “Alguien sáquenme de mi casa porfavor me voy a morir solo”, it still comes wrapped in the same sardonic, hyperbolic tone Bart would use when he’s being dramatic about his life.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they frequently mention spending time alone and feeling isolated, like in “Ahora que acabe la escuela toca mi momento favorito Mañanas solo y aburrido” and “Alguien sáquenme de mi casa porfavor me voy a morir solo”, and they complain about bots following them in “Not me poniéndome candado porque estoy cansado de los bots que me siguen istg”, suggesting they value privacy more than broad social exposure. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition (N): they’re drawn to fantasy concepts and symbolism like being a "dragón cantabros" in “Que sepáis que si algún día habláis conmigo y os pregunta decid que soy un dragón cantabros”, intense lore/gacha narratives, and meta jokes about hyperfixations in “Sabes que la hiperfijacion es fuerte cuando ya te pusiste al mismo personaje de pfp más de 5/10 veces (soy ese)” rather than concrete day‑to‑day details. Their decisions and commentary are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they talk about being an "average autistic gay person" in their bio, show emotional attachment to characters and games in “Amo muchísimo el arte help 😭” and “Ser fan de Typloshion ahora mismo es como el peor castigo del ser humano posible (soy el fan)”, and react to events with strong emotional language rather than detached analysis, e.g. “HOLY JESUS”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they joke about artistic/writer’s block and lack of structure in “Vamos a escribir!! Bloqueo artistico a dang it…”, binge games impulsively like “Dos días de season y ya soy nivel 21, tengo un problema”, and often react spontaneously to updates and pulls (“QUE COÑO PASA HOY?”, “'Voy a hacer una tirada de 10 seguro no sale el arco de lyney'”) rather than describing careful planning. Overall, an emotionally intense, fantasy‑oriented, introspective gamer/writer who embraces hyperfixations and goes with the flow fits INFP best.

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Autistic gay gamer & writer-in-progress. Currently beefing with accounting and gacha rates. Once hit level 21 in 2 days and called it ‘a small problem’.– @P4radiseL0st_

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A silver tequila shot with chili rim matches their loud, chaotic gamer energy and sudden screaming fits like “SCREAMING IN PUBLIC RN” and the unhinged devotion in “Le quiero morder una teta (???)”. The blue curaçao + citrus soda combo references their gacha / Hoyoverse era and bright, almost electric hype in posts like “Casi 4 horas de zzz y solo voy a decir que esto es mejor comparado a otros juegos anteriores de mihoyo” and “Arceus escucho mis plegarias”. Lychee liqueur or syrup stands for the softer, queer, emotional side under all the memes, echoing “Ur average autistic gay person” in their bio and the heartfelt fixation in “Sabes que la hiperfijacion es fuerte cuando ya te pusiste al mismo personaje de pfp más de 5/10 veces (soy ese)”. A splash of cold brew coffee captures the exhausted, chronically-online vibes of “estoy cansado jefe” and grinding seasons like “Dos días de season y ya soy nivel 21, tengo un problema”. Finally, edible glitter or star-shaped sprinkles nod to their dramatic, fandom-core flair and key/moon bio icons, plus the way they dramatically declare things like “WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK” and their whole Project Moon enthusiasm in “This is my contribution to the project moon fandom”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with niche media analysis and hyperfixations, which leans heavily Ravenclaw. They talk about video essays as their favorite genre precisely because of the long-form reflection and emotional unpacking: “Mi género favorito de videos son los videos essays donde al final el tipo del video sale del armario hablando de como la vida es dura y se siente libre de como se puede expresar bien”. They also openly describe intense, recurring focus on specific characters as a hyperfixation: “Sabes que la hiperfijacion es fuerte cuando ya te pusiste al mismo personaje de pfp más de 5/10 veces (soy ese)”, which fits a very nerdy, cerebral investment in fictional worlds. There’s a strong writerly/creative streak in the bio ("Intento de escritor") and their frustration with creative block: “Vamos a escribir!! Bloqueo artistico a dang it Bloqueo artistico...”, showing they value ideas and expression even when it’s hard. They frequently compare games, routes, and characters in detail, e.g. criticizing mihoyo games comparatively: “Casi 4 horas de zzz y solo voy a decir que esto es mejor comparado a otros juegos anteriores de mihoyo, nunca me lo pasé tan bien en un juego”, which indicates analytical thinking rather than pure vibes. Overall, their mix of meta-commentary, creative ambitions, and obsessive media dissection is much more Ravenclaw than the more straightforward emotional focus of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is Welcome to the Black Parade because it blends melodrama, humor, and emotional intensity in the same way their timeline does. They’re openly queer and self-aware, describing themself as “Ur average autistic gay person” and joking about suffering through fandom and gacha hell, like when they say “Ser fan de Typloshion ahora mismo es como el peor castigo del ser humano posible (soy el fan)” and “Quien sufrió más? Jesucristo (lo crucificaron) Yo (No ahí foto de Dhelmise a lo PMD)”. The song’s theme of enduring pain while still being dramatic and a bit theatrical mirrors their over-the-top reactions like “SCREAMING IN PUBLIC RN” and “WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK”. At the same time, they show genuine passion and emotional investment in games and stories, as seen in “Ya acabe la historia de penacony y HOLY JESUS”, which fits the song’s mix of angst and catharsis. Their blend of humor, melodrama, and resilience is exactly the kind of energy Welcome to the Black Parade channels.

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