Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They openly analyze their own patterns, like acknowledging getting 'addicted to purging' with '10/10 foresight' in “i think itis hilarious that i got addicted to purging not even a week into my (restrictive) ed . … 10/10 foresight”.
- Emotionally-honest: They describe intense feelings very directly, such as craving self-harm in “i wanna cut so bad ive wanted to cut so bad at all times all week i rarely ever crave cutting dude” and conflict about therapy in “relapsed baaad last night and asked my mom to start therapy again this morning but now i kind of regret it . i want to be worse”.
- Caring-friend: They value and support others, like praising their friends in “my friends are so great” and staying on calls to support people in “if im calling someone i will stay until we botj die”.
- Sense-of-humor: They cope with humor and irony, like joking about Snapchat memories in “snapchat is like do you remember this? and its that time you hit an artery” and mocking their own tweet strategy in “im gonna fast for a week into the new year and then post i havent eaten since last year and get an instant hit watch this”.
- Intellectually-capable: They show academic competence and motivation, as seen in “i got 100 on my calculus test Who is proud of their favorite oomf👀👀👀👀👀” and mentioning doing calculus while fasting in “trying to do calculus on hour 20 of your fast”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: They frequently endorse or seek harmful behaviors, like wanting to be 'worse' after relapse in “relapsed baaad last night… i want to be worse” and joking about a bus crash in “good morning guys somebody PLEASE cause my bus to crash my life depends on it”.
- Eating-disorder: They describe entrenched disordered eating and body hatred, like planning long fasts in “going to the mall today so trying 48 hr fast”, obsessing over thinspo in “thinspo Fuck my life”, and calling themselves a 'fat fucking chud' in “such a fat fucking chud”.
- Self-harm-urges: They repeatedly discuss cutting and tools, like missing their razor blade in “i miss my razor blade so bad i feel like my long time partner just left me”, asking how to bleed more in “can someone tip me on how to bleed more i wanted a cool image”, and describing relapse in “relapsed baaad last night”.
- Obsessive-attachment: They show intense, possessive fixation on someone, such as wanting to be the only person he likes in “i just felt so bitter and angry because i want to be the only person he likes” and daydreaming about him cutting them in “daydreaming about him cutting me when we hang out tomorrow Okay wow♥️”.
- Low-self-worth: They degrade themselves and struggle with identity, like calling themselves 'useless chud' in “finishing a whole pack of gum in one day because im a useless chud”, saying 'something terrible must have happened to me for me to be fucked up like this' in “something terrible must have happened to me for me to be fucked up like this but lord knows i dont remember it so .”, and expressing constant dysphoria in “how the hell am i supposed to survive constant dysphoria”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson, who is intelligent, hyper‑self‑aware, and struggles with feeling different and overwhelmed by her own mind. The user casually mentions academic success like getting “100 on my calculus test” while seeking validation (“i got 100 on my calculus test Who is proud of their favorite oomf👀👀👀👀👀”), which fits Lisa’s gifted-but-insecure personality. Like Lisa’s long-running body and identity issues, this user is intensely dysphoric and body-obsessed, saying “i dont wanna spend the rest of my teenage years obsessing over my body” and “how the hell am i supposed to survive constant dysphoria”. Their tendency to overthink relationships and feel controlled by emotions mirrors Lisa’s emotional volatility, as in “okay i love him as a person more than anything but nobody has controlled my lfie this intensely”. The darkness, self-harm, and ED content are much heavier than anything on the show, but in terms of archetype—smart, sensitive, self-loathing, and constantly analyzing themselves—they are closest to a much more extreme, online-era version of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although they want attention (“i want attention”), most content is introspective, about their inner world, self-harm urges, and ED thoughts rather than active socializing, e.g. “killing myself one hundred thousand times in my head to feel better”. Their focus on meanings, patterns, and mental illness dynamics over concrete facts fits Intuition (N), such as “something terrible must have happened to me for me to be fucked up like this but lord knows i dont remember it” and reflecting on relationship patterns in “looking back on it this is exactly how my last relationship was”. They strongly favor Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are emotionally driven and relational, e.g. obsessing over being loved in “i just felt so bitter and angry because i want to be the only person he likes” and intense guilt/shame in “such a fat fucking chud”. Their life appears chaotic and impulse-driven rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving (P): they constantly change plans about fasting, binging, and school (“im gonna fast for a week into the new year and then post i havent eaten since last year” vs. later binges like “me after saying i was gonna lock in and then immediately binging”). The combination of hyper-emotional introspection, romanticized suffering, and idealization of others fits INFP more than neighboring types like ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you got 100 on your calculus test, so can you help me solve something? Because every time I try to differentiate my feelings for you, they just keep increasing without bound.
- You’re over there planning 48‑hour fasts and seven‑day fasts, but I’m on a strict diet where I only consume Geese songs and your tweets. I’m definitely not in a deficit when it comes to thinking about you.
- You joked about ‘I haven’t eaten since last year’—if you ever run that stunt again, can we make it a duo bit? I’ll reply with ‘I haven’t stopped thinking about you since last year’ and we’ll farm the likes together.
- You said you stayed up cleaning your room wondering if you should keep the CSH ring your groomer bought you—how about we replace that with a thrifted men’s shirt that actually makes you feel good and a ring you picked out yourself, and I just get the honor of calling you my favorite silly boy.
- You keep talking about wanting to be skinnier for outfits and dysphoria, but honestly, seeing you geek out over Geese, calculus, and your friends is the real thinspo—your personality is doing all the heavy lifting, the rest of you is already perfect for the life you deserve.
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Your new Twitter bio
STEM kid with a loud brain, quiet calculator. Once aced a calc test mid–20‑hour fast; now trying to pass ‘taking care of myself’ with extra credit.– @p4riahkid
Your signature cocktail
The Rusted Razor Fizz
The overproof dark rum captures how intense and self-destructive they can be, like when they joked about “drinking a whole bottle of cough syrup for the new year” and begged for “somebody PLEASE cause my bus to crash my life depends on it”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark sweetness for the obsessive crushes and romanticization, from “daydreaming about him cutting me when we hang out tomorrow Okay wow♥️” to wanting to be “the only person he likes”. Fresh lemon juice is the sharp hit of dysphoria and self-loathing, like calling themself a “fat fucking chud” and realizing they’ve been “perpetually worried about how i look and how my voice has sounded”. The sparkling water with a splash of cola keeps it jittery and off-kilter, echoing their chaotic humor and manic-sounding fasts, such as “im gonna fast for a week into the new year and then post i havent eaten since last year and get an instant hit watch this”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim nods to the raw, gritty self-harm discourse—from “i miss my razor blade so bad i feel like my long time partner just left me” to asking “can someone tip me on how to bleed more i wanted a cool image”—leaving a harsh taste that lingers long after the last sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are intense loyalty and a drive to care for others, even when they neglect themselves. They describe how they stay on calls for others far beyond what’s reasonable, saying they’ll remain "until we botj die" in a quote about duty to someone else: “but like only if i feel like i have a duty to soembody else. like im unable to stay motivated in regards to personal projects but if im calling someone i will stay until we botj die”. They also show deep investment and emotional vulnerability in relationships, for instance being devastated that they’re not the only person someone likes: “whatever disorder i have its gotta go away because he just vented to me about one of his best friends potentially moving away and i just felt so bitter and angry because i want to be the only person he likes”. Even in the middle of self-destructive behavior, they frame themselves around being a good friend and support, like proudly boosting a friend’s interests: “noteven a big janw remover fan but all stuff gets retweeted for my jane remoomf” and “my friends are so great”. This pattern of loyalty, attachment, and valuing emotional bonds over ambition or cleverness aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales - Car Seat Headrest
They explicitly reference this song and the band, which signals a strong emotional attachment: "okay fuck you popbase wheres Fill in the Blank Vincent Destroyed by Hippie Powers Drugs with Friends Not What I Needed Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales..." and their older identity as "w1ll t0ledo of shedtwt" shows how closely they identify with Will Toledo’s music persona: "my big secret is that when those types of names were popular i was w1ll t0ledo of shedtwt...". The song’s themes of self-destructive coping, substance use, and the desire to change mirror their tweets about drinking, cough syrup, and wanting to be worse even while asking for help: "drinking a whole bottle of cough syrup for the new year" and "relapsed baaad last night and asked my mom to start therapy again this morning but now i kind of regret it . i want to be worse". Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales is about recognizing harmful patterns and the painful ambivalence about actually getting better, which matches their constant conflict between wanting recovery and clinging to their ED and self-harm behaviors: "i dont wanna spend the rest of my teenage years obsessing over my body" versus "im gonna fast for a week into the new year and then post i havent eaten since last year and get an instant hit watch this". The song’s blend of vulnerability, spiraling thoughts, and eventual plea for change fits their timeline’s mix of dark humor, obsession, and brief flashes of wanting something different: "you can change you can change you can change...".
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