Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: They openly share moods and thoughts, from joking about food and pfps to posts like “everything is awful but it gets to a point where its like i cant fix the world”.
- Affectionate: They show warmth toward oomfs, e.g. “the criteria to be my fav oomf is to interact with me and acknowledge my existence?? oki??? ok i luv you” and planning an “oomfs… dinner date… slumber party”.
- Creative: They draw and post art despite insecurity, like “artslop for rowan my goat !! i drew this a few days ago” and doing creative twitter games and prompts.
- Humorous: They use playful, surreal humor such as “oomfs taste like crab and unicorn tears” and calling themselves “mr bisexual”.
- Curious: They show intense curiosity about people and sensations, like “i lowk like talking to ppl with a lot of drama going on cus its like ooo whats going on in ur life??”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: They repeatedly romanticize harmful behaviors, e.g. “ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO CUT MYSELF, SMOKE FAGS, AND BE A FAG BUT NOOOOOO.. FML”.
- Academic perfectionism: They tie worth to grades: “if i dont get my grade up i kms because my only worth in life is as an academic, ok? ok..”.
- Body‑image insecurity: They identify with edtwt and call themselves “the biggest fatass of edtwt sigh”, and joke about calories in “those calories shouldn't count”.
- Risk‑seeking: They express interest in dangerous sensations, like “wonder waht being tazed feels like” and curiosity about open wounds in “i'll never know unless i do it myself atp tho”.
- Lonely: They often mention feeling alone despite followers, e.g. “400 oomfs but no one to talk to rn goddamnan” and “all my oomfies are asleep but im so alone”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, funny, and self-destructive but also oddly bright and reflective. Like Bart, they juggle being a goofball with real academic ability, talking about scholarships and advanced math while still saying things like “if u do too well in school they put you in the math for try hard nerds” and “schollarship came in da mail today i feel so einstien”. Their posts swing between reckless curiosity and dark humor—wondering “wonder waht being tazed feels like”, joking about self-harm and cuts in “ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO CUT MYSELF, SMOKE FAGS, AND BE A FAG BUT NOOOOOO.. FML”, and being high or drunk in “oh inebriation my sweet and true love”. They have that restless, misfit energy of Bart—complaining about school, hating authority vibes, and treating drama like entertainment as in “i lowk like talking to ppl with a lot of drama going on cus its like ooo whats going on in ur life??”. At the same time, their vulnerability shows through in posts like “if i dont get my grade up i kms because my only worth in life is as an academic, ok? ok..” and “picking up my stutter again i feel like ppl around me are getting annoyed”, echoing Bart’s hidden insecurity under all the bravado. The mix of dark jokes, impulsive behavior, and a surprisingly big, affectionate heart toward their friends and oomfs is very Bart-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly seek interaction with "oomfs" and talk about social energy, e.g. wanting a big shared dinner and slumber party “breaking fast feels so joyous i think me and oomfs should all go on a fun little dinner date today and then we can have a slumber party and watch a movie” and feeling the lack of people to talk to as a real problem “400 oomfs but no one to talk to rn goddamnan”. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): they love metaphors and odd, abstract images rather than plain reporting, such as “fix my joints like gears on a clock, sand my ribs, and string my vertebrae together all nice and fresh like” and describing brain-fog as "software update" “when someone says something to me but it snaps me out of a haze i didn't even know i was in so instead of responding i just sit there and software update”. They come off as Feeling (F): they center emotions and relationships, openly worrying about others’ reactions to their stutter “picking up my stutter again i feel like ppl around me are getting annoyed and thats why they keep makes sour faces and poking at it on purpose” and tying their self-worth to grades in a very affective way “if i dont get my grade up i kms because my only worth in life is as an academic, ok? ok..”. Their behavior is strongly Perceiving (P): they sound spontaneous, impulsive, and chaotic rather than structured, talking about being high or drunk on a whim “oh inebriation my sweet and true love” and joking about their inability to stick to study plans “studying🥀 if u see me active in the next two hours shoot me with a gun i gotta lock in” followed soon by casual tweeting. Overall, the highly social, expressive, imaginative, emotionally-driven and unstructured vibe fits ENFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said breaking fast feels so joyous and we should all go on a dinner date and slumber party… I volunteer as tribute to be the oomf you share crab rangoon and chocolate with before we pass out to a stupid movie.
- You hate fractions no matter how advanced in math you get, so how about we simplify things: you + me = no more suffering through try-hard-nerd math alone.
- You’re out here calling yourself the ‘biggest fatass of edtwt’ while pulling scholarships, drawing artslop, and surviving brainfog, stutters, and pulsing skulls—can I be cheesy for a sec and say that’s kinda hot in a ‘my life is a party my home is the club’ way?
- You keep talking about wanting to get higher and being ‘too sober,’ but honestly I think my serotonin already spikes every time you post another unhinged train-track or hazy-eye selfie.
- You wondered what oomfs can tell from what you post—so far I’ve gathered: bisexual, chocolate enthusiast, hates coleslaw, mildly color-blind, kinda feral, and emotionally adorable. Did I miss anything, or do I get extra credit if I find out on a Valentine’s oomf heart date?
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Fox | 16 | he/him | Honors kid who hates fractions, loves chocolate, and once appeared in a music video. Probably overthinking this bio instead of homework.– @P4rty4Samu
Your signature cocktail
The Oomf Heart Highball
This cocktail starts with a mango beer base, a nod to their casual chaos and posts like “mango beer”, balancing something familiar with something a little unhinged. The spiked candy syrup reflects how they invite sweetness and treats into their world — “feel free to feed me candy or nice food” — while still keeping it very much Not Soft. A shot of bitter chocolate liqueur represents the mix of self-deprecation and bleak humor in tweets like “if i dont get my grade up i kms because my only worth in life is as an academic, ok? ok..” and “ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO CUT MYSELF, SMOKE FAGS, AND BE A FAG BUT NOOOOOO.. FML”. The smoked sea salt and lime rim is for the sting and edge of their brainfog, headaches, and eye issues — “THE BACK OF MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD OWIWIWIWI” and “i feel like i burst a blood vessel in my eye again but lowk i dont give enough of a fuck to get up and check”. Finally, a fizzy soda + chili dash captures their hyper, drama-loving, slightly feral oomf-energy from posts like “i lowk like talking to ppl with a lot of drama going on cus its like ooo whats going on in ur life??” and their party persona in “do u recieve my echko ??? my life is a party my home is the club”. Overall it’s strong, sweet-bitter, and a little experimental — just like someone who says “oh inebriation my sweet and true love” while organizing a Valentines oomf heart.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Fox reads as a strongly Ravenclaw-leaning person with some Slytherin edge, but their core traits are curiosity, introspection, and brains-first coping. They show clear academic focus and identity around intellect, joking that if they don’t get their grades up they’ll "kms because my only worth in life is as an academic" in “if i dont get my grade up i kms because my only worth in life is as an academic, ok? ok..” and feeling "so einstien" about a scholarship in “schollarship came in da mail today i feel so einstien”. They casually do analytical social/psych takes, like unpacking ED stereotypes in “a lot of the reason why ppl tend to boil ed's down to vanity/wanting to be attractive is rooted in misogyny and in this essay i wil” and mocking simplistic self‑help logic in “'you just need to... approach things more optimistically...' uhuh be happy to not be sad? why didnt i think of that”. Their curiosity often goes into weird/abstract territory – wondering about the sensory feel of wounds in “some ppls cuts look so oozy sloozy i wonder what it would feel like... i'll never know unless i do it myself atp tho” and wondering "waht being tazed feels like" in “wonder waht being tazed feels like”. They also clearly enjoy creative fandom/meta thinking, like specific fic preferences in “i like when fics give jabber a clean lab like yeah he licks the toxic ingredients but he wipes the counter down after” and character‑love posts in “4 characters I love and 4 oomfies to do the same !!”. While there is some Slytherin-ish self‑preservation and dark humor, the throughline is a brainy, hyper‑observant, slightly detached way of processing life, which fits Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
Habits (Stay High) - Tove Lo
A song that fits them well is Habits (Stay High) by Tove Lo, because it blends self-destructive coping, humor, and vulnerability the way their timeline does. They openly romanticize inebriation and altered states, like when they post “oh inebriation my sweet and true love”, “i could get higher”, and “im too sober”, mirroring the song’s theme of constantly staying high to cope. There’s also a thread of pain and self-destructive curiosity in tweets like “ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO CUT MYSELF, SMOKE FAGS, AND BE A FAG BUT NOOOOOO.. FML” and “some ppls cuts look so oozy sloozy i wonder what it would feel like… i'll never know unless i do it myself atp tho”, which fits the song’s honesty about unhealthy habits. At the same time, they keep things playful and social with oomfs—posting about “party,” “goon night,” and valentines pfps like “VALENTINES DAY IS TMR AND I NEED TWO MORE PFPS FOR THE OOMF HEART !!”—just like the track’s upbeat, catchy sound contrasts with its darker lyrics.
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