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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but with a more chaotic, extremely-online twist. They’re introspective and self-analytical in a very Lisa way, saying things like “eu me justifico p mim mesmo como se eu não me entendesse” and “eu sou o melhor em refutar oq eu mesmo penso”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overthink and argue with herself. There’s also clear political and social awareness in posts like “eu odeio a polícia”, going to a Jones Manoel lecture in “Broxada sinistra presente na palestra do Jones Manoel em Balneário Camboriú”, and joking about philosophy with “imagina achar q a ideia precede a matéria 😂”, which all fit Lisa’s left-leaning, intellectual vibe. Their passion for music and art — praising Tom Zé in “Tom Zé é mt foda pqp”, Marisa Monte in “marisa monte é absurda pqpp”, and obsessing over tracks like “pqp como nunca tinha ouvido Semana Que Vem” — also matches Lisa’s artistic side. At the same time, the self-deprecating humor and mental health struggles in tweets such as “Cara nn é possível eu sou um fodido eu sou um desgraçado amaldiçoado msm como pode” and “Acho q adoentei” echo Lisa’s frequent melancholy and sense of being out of place. Overall, they read like a grown-up, more cynical Lisa Simpson living on Brazilian Twitter: politically aware, hyper-reflective, emotionally intense, and deeply attached to culture and music.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: even when talking about parties or social events, the focus is on their inner experience and self-reflection rather than on people or hype, e.g. “rolê mais engurizante da história 01 foto” and the many self-focused posts like “Eu aí”. Their timeline shows strong Intuition: they frequently make abstract or philosophical comments rather than concrete, sensory observations, such as “hilário como a gente ta na pré história da sociedade” and “imagina achar q a ideia precede a matéria 😂”, and they play with existential or conceptual phrasing like “o confronto de ser e o prédio de não punir”. Their values and emotional tone point to Feeling over Thinking: they emphasize affection and emotional attachments in tweets like “eu amo o valmor”, “Leon Gamer vc mora no meu coraçao”, and “quem quiser me abraçar pode me abraçar eu gosto de abraço”, and they react to injustice or stress with emotional language rather than detached analysis, as in “eu odeio a polícia”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: they portray themselves as disorganized, last-minute and spontaneous, saying “Fudi meu horário”, “Nmrl eu tenho algum transtorno relacionado a isso ctz”, and joking about chaotic life choices like “Gastei uns dez mil reais em uber hj vtmnc”, which fit the go-with-the-flow, non-structured style of a P type. The intense self-analysis and self-critical inner monologue (“eu me justifico p mim mesmo como se eu não me entendesse”, “eu sou o melhor em refutar oq eu mesmo penso”) plus strong emotional depth and idealism align closely with INFP characteristics.

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Office-hours Marxist, off-hours music nerd. Once spent more on Uber than rent. Coffee at noon, opinions on everything, playlists for every crisis.– @p__________dro

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with espresso, a nod to their chaotic late energy and the gloriously cursed vibe of nights like “Virada no inferno no submundo no além no limbo no etéreo no transcendental” and “plentiful virada ano promissor”. Hibiscus and rose syrup mirrors the dramatic, slightly gothic aesthetic of PtExDr974_👹🩸🌹🎈👺 and the way they swing between irony and genuine affection in tweets like “Eu amo o Valmor pqp”. Lime juice with a pinch of sea salt represents their sharp, self-deprecating humor and exhaustion with life, as in “pq tem q pensar tanto p viver” and “eu me justifico p mim mesmo como se eu não me entendesse”. A few drops of red chili tincture capture the sudden bursts of rage and dramatic flair behind lines like “desgraça dos infernos demonio das ultimas camadas dos inferno” and “eu odeio a polícia”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water lightens everything, reflecting the pockets of pure, silly joy when they talk about games, music, and nostalgia, like “isso é felicidade pura genuína inocente e nostálgica” and “Eu qria q meu emprego fosse jogar campo minado 8 hrs por dia”.

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They show a strong reflective and analytical streak that aligns with Ravenclaw. They often overthink and debate with themselves, as in “eu me justifico p mim mesmo como se eu não me entendesse” and “eu sou o melhor em refutar oq eu mesmo penso”, which suggests a mind that’s constantly examining ideas from multiple angles. There’s also explicit philosophical and political reflection, like “hilário como a gente ta na pré história da sociedade”, “imagina achar q a ideia precede a matéria 😂”, and the wry observation “Netflix: po galera ta foda... Compra a warner por 83 bilhões de dolares”, showing critical, theory-aware thinking and irony. Their timeline is full of music, culture, and niche references—Tom Zé, Marisa Monte, Abu, Jones Manoel, Humberto Gessinger, specific Google Doodles and animations—like “Tom Zé é mt foda pqp” and “Nem fudendo q essa animação é brasileira pqppll uma das minhas memórias mais antigas”, indicating a deep, almost geeky enthusiasm for art and ideas. Even their complaints are cerebral and meta, such as “pq tem q pensar tanto p viver”, which is a very Ravenclaw problem to have. While there are moments of loyalty and emotion, the dominant pattern is introspection, irony, and love of thinking itself, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The best fit is Cazuza – Exagerado (Ao Vivo), because their whole timeline swings between intense affection, irony, and self‑destructive humor. They show dramatic love and attachment in posts like “Eu amo o Valmor pqp” and “Leon Gamer vc mora no meu coraçao”, which echoes the song’s over-the-top declarations of feeling. At the same time, there’s a streak of existential frustration and self-sabotage in tweets such as “alegria só em raros momentos de distração”, “Cara nn é possível eu sou um fodido eu sou um desgraçado amaldiçoado msm como pode”, and “Voul me matarr”. The way they romanticize chaos and intensity—“Virada no inferno no submundo no além no limbo no etéreo no transcendental” and “rolê mais engurizante da história”—fits perfectly with Cazuza’s theatrical, emotional excess. Even their political and cultural takes, like “Seu Jorge + Cazuza A burguesinha fede” and “eu odeio a polícia”, mirror the rebellious, anti-bourgeois edge that underlies much of Cazuza’s work.

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