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Paul's character resonates with Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, known for his wealth, power, and often ruthless pursuit of his goals. Like Burns, Paul is a vocal critic of the Democratic Party and its policies, often expressing his disapproval of their stances on issues like gun control, abortion, and the handling of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. He also shares Burns's tendency to manipulate situations to achieve his desired outcome, as seen in his analysis of political maneuvering and his strategic thinking in military matters. For example, he states 'The entire point of filing the gun charges against Hunter Biden first (and waiting on the tax charges) is to run out the statute of limitations on the tax charges so the DOJ doesn’t have to investigate where the tax money came from and where (who) it went to.' This suggests a cynical and manipulative approach to political strategy, similar to Mr. Burns's often ruthless tactics.

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Political commentator, gun enthusiast, anime fan, and technology enthusiast. I believe in the power of reason and logic, and I'm not afraid to speak my mind. Follow me for my thoughts on current events, culture, and technology.– @P_vonOberstein

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Paul's cunning, ambition, and resourcefulness align him with the traits of Slytherin. His shrewd analysis of political situations, his strategic thinking in military matters, and his willingness to challenge established norms reflect the values of this house. He often criticizes what he perceives as naive or unrealistic proposals, demonstrating a pragmatic approach to problem-solving. His tweets often showcase a sharp wit and a willingness to manipulate situations to achieve his goals, echoing the Slytherin house's focus on power and ambition. For example, he states 'If conservatives and other sane people wanted to solve the boys pretending to be girls in high school sports, they would be telling all their sons to sign up for girls school sports, push out all the girls, and force women to take a stand against this nonsense.' This suggests a strategic and cunning approach to addressing a complex issue, a hallmark of Slytherin.

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This epic folk rock ballad, which tells the story of a battle between good and evil, resonates with Paul's interest in military strategy, his concern about the potential for conflict, and his appreciation for storytelling. His frequent discussions of political maneuvering, his analysis of historical events, and his skepticism of government institutions echo the song's themes of power, conflict, and the struggle between opposing forces. For example, he states 'I look forward to all the low information terrorist supporters saying how Israel is bad because it won’t accept an agreement bartered by not Israel that doesn’t meet any of Israel’s goals and gives Hamas a chance to survive, rearm, and do all this over again in a few years.' This suggests a deep understanding of the complexities of international relations and a concern about the potential for conflict to escalate, mirroring the song's epic narrative of a clash between opposing forces.

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