
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, emotionally intense, smart and creative person, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re passionate and earnest about their interests, whether it’s niche media or music, shown in posts like “sitting here watching when angels fall literally sobbing over the thought of getting to watch mystreet premiere again😭 This stupid little minecraft roleplay has me in shambles at my ripe old age” and “I LOVE TWENTY ONE PILOTS”. Lisa’s mix of depressive episodes and bursts of joy also mirrors their mood swings and mental health struggles, such as “ocd has ruined my life i can’t do shit😭” and “Today was the worst day of my life BUT FUCK IT WE BALL IM SO HYPED”. Their sense of social justice and pride in others’ perseverance in scary situations matches Lisa’s principled side, reflected in “im so, so proud of everyone who didn’t back down. This is absolutely terrifying, but seeing people not give up is so comforting to see”. Finally, their nonconformity and frustration at being treated as a child for their interests, like “God forbid i have ‘childish interests’ as an adult😐 I pay my own taxes and ai decides im not an actual adult because i watch minecraft videos occasionally FUCK OFF”, mirrors Lisa’s constant struggle to be taken seriously despite her age and tastes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their excitement is often about media they consume alone (Generation Loss, Aphmau, Twenty One Pilots), and they frame experiences through internal reactions rather than social status, like “sitting here watching when angels fall literally sobbing over the thought of getting to watch mystreet premiere again😭” and “i know nobody is going to see this but im so, so proud of everyone who didn’t back down”, which centers private emotional processing over public interaction. Their interests, language, and intensity suggest intuition (N): they get deeply invested in stories and symbolism (Genloss, TØP, Minecraft roleplays) and talk about how things mean the world to them, like “This song means the world to me and is easily my favorite song ever im so incredibly happy with this tattoo<3”, showing a focus on meaning and narrative more than concrete facts. They lean strongly feeling (F): many tweets are emotional check-ins or moral stances rather than logical debates, e.g. “ocd has ruined my life i can’t do shit😭” and “im so, so proud of everyone who didn’t back down. This is absolutely terrifying, but seeing people not give up is so comforting to see”, prioritizing emotional truth and empathy. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: they react impulsively in the moment and often describe themselves as "crashing out" or being taken over by FOMO, like “Ive never had fomo like this before I NEED TO BE IN LA STAT” and “feeling impulsive i need a tattoo stat”, suggesting spontaneity over long-term structured planning. Altogether, a sensitive, media-obsessed, emotionally expressive, and reactive inner world fits INFP best.

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Oasis | 18 | AuDHD + OCD artist who cries over Minecraft roleplays & setlists. Once missed an entire event by going to bed early. They/them.– @Paarzvahl

Your signature cocktail
This drink is fizzy and chaotic in the best way, matching their constant emotional whiplash from “Today was the worst day of my life BUT FUCK IT WE BALL IM SO HYPED” to “I JUST DISCOVERED THE BEST NEWS OF MY LIFE IM SCREAMING”. The butterfly pea–infused rum shifts color like their moods, from “crazy how its sunny for one day and suddenly i dont want to kms like seasonal depression is vile💀💀” to full-on crash-out. Grapefruit soda with lime keeps it sharp and a little bitter, nodding to “ocd has ruined my life i can’t do shit😭” and all their AuDHD/overstimulation energy. The lavender-honey syrup is there because underneath the chaos they’re soft and earnest, like when they gush that “mystreet means the world to me” in “i finally got the chance to watch the video and let me tell you the end has me sobbing 😭”. A splash of blue curaçao and silver glitter are pure fandom sparkle—Genloss, TØP, Parxpilots—captured in a glass, as loud and extra as “PARXPILOTS PARXPILOTS” and “GENLOSS MENTIONED”.

Your Hogwarts House
Oasis shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, kindness, and emotional sincerity. They are deeply attached to their special interests and communities, like when they gush about Mystreet and the people making it, saying they’re “so, so proud of everyone who didn’t back down” and that seeing people not give up is comforting: “i know nobody is going to see this but im so, so proud of everyone who didn’t back down. This is absolutely terrifying, but seeing people not give up is so comforting to see” and “mystreet means the world to me and im so happy theyre taking their time with it and i cannot wait to see what happens”. That quiet, steadfast support of others and gratitude for creators is very Hufflepuff-coded. They also repeatedly stress care for others’ well‑being, even when they’re struggling themself, as in “NEVER KYS!!!!!”, which is a blunt but protective way of telling others to stay alive. Their frustrations tend to be about fairness and being treated as a real person—like being dismissed as “not an adult” because of their interests—leading them to say “God forbid i have ‘childish interests’ as an adult… FUCK OFF”, which shows a strong sense of justice and dignity rather than ambition or superiority. While they are clearly creative and passionate, the throughline is loyalty to the things and people they love, emotional resilience in the face of mental health struggles, and a fundamentally caring, community‑oriented mindset—hallmarks of Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is "Car Radio" by Twenty One Pilots. They say "This song means the world to me and is easily my favorite song ever" about a TØP track and show off a tattoo for it, which strongly ties their identity to the band: “This song means the world to me and is easily my favorite song ever im so incredibly happy with this tattoo<3”. Their timeline swings between hyped fandom and really dark mental health moments, like “ocd has ruined my life i can’t do shit😭” and repeated variations of “i need to kms” such as “i need to kay emm ess”, mirroring the intrusive, spiraling thoughts in Car Radio. They also mention seasonal depression changing their urge to "kms" with the weather: “crazy how its sunny for one day and suddenly i dont want to kms like seasonal depression is vile💀💀”, which matches the song’s focus on mood swings, emptiness, and overthinking when distractions are gone. At the same time, they find intense meaning and comfort in music and fandoms—TØP, Waterparks, Generation Loss, Aphmau—like in “I LOVE TWENTY ONE PILOTS”, just as Car Radio is about confronting pain but still choosing to keep going.

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