Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically principled: Consistently defends anti-imperialist and pro-Palestine positions, e.g. “The Houthis in Yemen put up the most substantive resistance to the Gaza genocide…” and “There needs to be a major adjustment in the framing that countries dispatching forces to fight again the Gaza genocide would be an act of charity.”
- Analytically critical: Frequently critiques liberal hypocrisy and media narratives, as in “Libs today: 'You think I'm gonna trust the HAMAS sourced information…'” and “Canadian libs seem to be just utterly infatuated with indigenous Canadians… despite outright dismissing the notion of Landback”.
- Socially engaged: Participates in activism and connects politics with real life, e.g. “Got 'caught' and disciplined for participating in a sit in outside my university's recent board meeting…” and “At a pro trans protest today and realized…”.
- Humorously creative: Uses wordplay and absurdist jokes to entertain, like “My arm/leg amputation just cost me an arm and a leg”, “Brampton to begin fining landlords… Deep house fans when you show them a listing for a home in the Marianas trench”, and “call me a blasphemer cause I’m sack religious”.
- Self-reflective: Shows awareness of personal context and limitations, e.g. “Having chronic executive dysfunction (ADHD) makes using AI in university incredibly appealing but it's not just out of principle that I don't use it at all…” and “It's so obvious that estrangement from ones parents really pisses some people off…”.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational tone: Often uses harsh or contemptuous language that can alienate others, e.g. “Cuban americans hate democrats because generally they are right wing reactionaries…”, “Guys did you know Canadians are so uwu cute and polite that even their racism is benevolent and pure…”.
- Dehumanizing language: Uses terms that reduce opponents to insults, like repeatedly calling people “gusano” in “One of the key characteristics of a gusano as opposed to, say, a regular emigrant…” and “It's funny how this image is never a reply to the actual gringos… Looks like the gusanos have gusanos dentro de sus cerebros”.
- Aggressive fantasizing: Occasionally imagines violent or destructive outcomes in a joking way, e.g. “I give them an evil recipe for a bomb cake so when they make it, their house explodes and bursts into flames. I win the internet argument.” and “Mass destruction and infinite strife to Canadian mining/resource extraction companies…” in this tweet.
- Dismissive framing: Sometimes shuts down nuance by framing others as clueless or unserious, like “Whole lot of smug armchair political analysts being proven wrong re: Iran striking back today” and “this could be a hall of fame worst tweet (hall of infamy?)”.
- Potential insensitivity: Some jokes rely on stereotypes or edgy phrasing that could undermine otherwise principled politics, e.g. “Professors will be like 'the test is very straightforward' but you get it and that shit is gaybackward” and “genderfluid mfs wanna get into computer science but be nonbinary like… make it make sense”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: politically intense, moralistic, bookish, and often more radical than the people around her. Like Lisa, this user mixes principled left-wing politics with exasperation at liberal complacency, e.g. criticizing Western left/lib attitudes in tweets like “The reason why the western pro Palestine movement is so impotent…” and “Canadian libs seem to be just utterly infatuated with indigenous Canadians and their struggles despite outright dismissing the notion of Landback…”. They show a strong sense of global solidarity that Lisa often exhibits, with posts such as “Nicaragua apoya a Palestina 🇳🇮♥️🇵🇸” and defenses of Cuba and anti‑imperialism like “There is a common misconception that the US embargo on Cuba affects ONLY trade relations with the US…”. At the same time, they’re sardonic and witty, firing off groan‑worthy puns and wordplay much like Lisa’s corny but earnest jokes, for example “Bro can’t stop capping call that fax evasion” and “call me a blasphemer cause I’m sack religious 🙏 🙏 🕊 💯”. Their mix of activism (sit‑ins, Palestine, trans rights), intellectual seriousness, and slightly nerdy humor fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic or apathetic personalities of Homer, Bart, or others.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read as an Extravert because they constantly engage in public discourse and jokes, seeming energized by interaction and debate, e.g. openly mocking liberals and gusanos in threads like “Cuban americans hate democrats because generally they are right wing reactionaries who more naturally align with Republicans. No further analysis is necessary” and riffing socially with pun chains such as “Who up early birding they worm”. Their focus is strongly iNtuitive, zeroing in on ideology, systems, and abstractions—imperialism, sanctions, liberal hegemony, and the framing of Palestine—rather than concrete day-to-day details, as in “There needs to be a major adjustment in the framing that countries dispatching forces to fight again the Gaza genocide would be an act of charity”. They lean Thinking over Feeling: even when emotional, they prioritize argument and conceptual clarity, critiquing Western narratives and hypocrisy with sharp analysis like “The reason why the western pro Palestine movement is so impotent... is because so many support the mere existence of a free Palestine abstracted from the material steps that must be taken to get there”. Their tone is blunt rather than diplomatic, calling out groups as “reactionaries” or “gusanos” in tweets like “One of the key characteristics of a gusano... That's lower than a Worm.”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, full of improvisational wordplay and shifting topics—from political theory to music puns like “Deep house fans when you show them a listing for a home in the Marianas trench”—and they openly acknowledge executive dysfunction and difficulty with structured work in “Having chronic executive dysfunction (ADHD) makes using AI in university incredibly appealing...”. Altogether, a verbally agile, debate-oriented, abstraction-loving style with improvisational humor fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re reaching Cubaboo levels as a diaspora belonger — if you ever need a co‑belonger to rant about Helms‑Burton and listen to your Che-themed Spotify Wrapped, I volunteer as tribute.
- You make puns about putting the cart before the horse and teaching old dogs new tricks, but the only idiom I care about right now is ‘the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree’ — so if your politics and your #CheWrapped taste are any indication, I’m trying to land right next to you.
- You’re out here getting disciplined for Palestine sit‑ins, defending trans people at protests, and working in Nicaragua realizing MSM lied about the FSLN — I don’t want to ‘thank the troops’, I want to thank you and maybe buy you a coffee while we plot the downfall of Canadian mining companies.
- You said you’re not using AI for school so your cognition stays intact when the crackdown comes — respectable as hell, but if you ever need a study partner for solid mechanics, I promise I’ll only help you pass the class, not automate your brain.
- You clown on gusanos, crypto bros, and libs who think the IMF is innocent, you make house‑music jokes and post ‘dimension’ links, and still find time to tweet ‘He Culkin on Ma’ Cauley’ — I’m just saying, if you ever want to seizing‑the‑means‑of‑production–but‑actually‑get‑some‑pussy type communism, I’d happily be your revisionist.
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Cuban-Canadian engineering student, leftist agitator & part-time pun dealer. Once almost failed solid mechanics, now overanalyzing global politics for free.– @pacop123
Your signature cocktail
The Gusano Brainworm Negroni Remix
This drink starts with aged Cuban rum for their fierce Cuban pride and anti-gusano stance, echoing posts like “I am so goddamn proud to be Cuban I'm reaching Cubaboo levels as a diaspora belonger” and “Cuban immigrants are right wing either because they had wealth before Castro or licked the boots of those who did.”. Campari’s bitterness stands in for their sharp, often furious political edge toward imperialism and liberal complacency, as in “Mass destruction and infinite strife to Canadian mining/resource extraction companies around the world…” and “The reason why the western pro Palestine movement is so impotent…”. The sweet vermouth infused with smoked chili reflects how they balance warmth and solidarity with a spicy sting, seen when they defend Palestine and Gaza in posts like “The Houthis in Yemen put up the most substantive resistance to the Gaza genocide…” and “There needs to be a major adjustment in the framing that countries dispatching forces to fight again the Gaza genocide would be an act of charity.”. A splash of Nicaraguan coffee liqueur nods to their time in Nicaragua and love for Sandinismo, as in “Have been working in Nicaragua for a month now and goddamn it man we have been so lied to about the FSLN in western MSM” and “Nicaragua apoya a Palestina 🇳🇮♥️🇵🇸”. Finally, the orange twist and sea salt embody their playful, pun-heavy humor and self-aware melodrama—like “My arm/leg amputation just cost me an arm and a leg” and “Professors will be like 'the test is very straightforward' but you get it and that shit is gaybackward”—adding brightness and a little sting to an otherwise strong, revolutionary sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits of bravery and a willingness to confront power directly. They openly support high‑risk, oppositional causes and actors, e.g. praising the Houthis for resisting the Gaza genocide in “The Houthis in Yemen put up the most substantive resistance to the Gaza genocide out of maybe any non Palestinian actor and they will never be forgiven for it” and calling for accountability for Canadian resource companies in “Mass destruction and infinite strife to Canadian mining/resource extraction companies around the world and those Canadians who uphold that system institutionally and rhetorically.”. They physically put themselves on the line for their beliefs, describing being disciplined after a divestment sit‑in in “Got 'caught' and disciplined for participating in a sit in outside my university's recent board meeting after months of fruitless pleading by student groups to place divestment from Israeli institutions on the agenda”, which fits Gryffindor’s readiness to face consequences for activism. Their rhetoric is confrontational and moralistic, as in “Can we all collectively take a massive pause and reflect on where we are right now... Are we not all extremely alarmed that Nazi sympathizing seems to be in vogue again?” and “The reason why the western pro Palestine movement is so impotent ... is because so many support the mere existence of a free Palestine abstracted from the material steps that must be taken to get there.”. Even their humor often has an impulsive, bold edge, like joking about an "evil recipe" in “so I give them an evil recipe for a bomb cake so when they make it, their house explodes and bursts into flames. I win the internet argument.”, which reflects a dramatized, combative style more typical of Gryffindor than the colder calculation of Slytherin. While they are clearly thoughtful and witty (with many clever wordplay tweets), their defining through‑line is courageous, values‑driven confrontation with injustice, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
Alright - Kendrick Lamar
A well-suited song is "Alright" by Kendrick Lamar, which blends radical political consciousness with personal resilience and hope. They are openly anti-imperialist and leftist, defending Cuba, Palestine, and Nicaragua, as in “Cuban immigrants are right wing either because they had wealth before Castro or licked the boots of those who did” and “Nicaragua apoya a Palestina 🇳🇮♥️🇵🇸”, which mirrors the song’s critique of systemic oppression. Their bio, “🇵🇸 Palestine will be free,” and posts like “There needs to be a major adjustment in the framing that countries dispatching forces to fight again the Gaza genocide would be an act of charity” reflect the same determination to resist and survive that Kendrick repeats in the hook, “we gon’ be alright.” Even when facing repression and burnout, such as being disciplined for a Palestine sit‑in in “Got 'caught' and disciplined for participating in a sit in outside my university's recent board meeting”, they keep organizing instead of giving up, which fits the song’s mix of anger, clarity, and defiant optimism. Their humor and wordplay (e.g. “Professors will be like 'the test is very straightforward' but you get it and that shit is gaybackward”) also parallel Kendrick’s ability to tackle serious politics with inventive, energetic expression rather than pure despair.
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