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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: outspoken, anxious, and very online-brained but also clearly thoughtful and self-aware. There’s a strong undercurrent of stress and mental health awareness, like when they say “eu vou me matar aaaaa odeio fazer trabalho, odeio falar com as pessoas me sinto horrivel fazaendo qualquer coisa me sinto burra pra crl ai q odio porra” and “Eu preciso urgentemente voltar pra terapia e tomar remédio pq se n vou endoidar”, which feels very Lisa-coded in terms of overthinking and burnout. At the same time, they’re extremely passionate and nerdy about their interests, like long rants on Bungou Stray Dogs—“Esse último arco eu acho q tá meio chato, fyodor n morre nunca, meu personagem favorito tá sumido já faz um tampão e o sigma morreu 😭”—and deep-dives into openings, manga vs. anime, and favorite ships like “SKK e SSKK”. Their tendency to get genuinely upset at misinformation and media discourse, as in “o dia q pararem de passar essa desinformação vai ser o dia mais feliz da minha vida…”, also mirrors Lisa’s moral-lecture energy. Plus, the flair for dramatic, hyperbolic complaint—“só tenho azar nessa vida fala sério” and “Pqp tá tudo dando errado na minha vida eu vou pular da ponte”—fits Lisa’s tendency to spiral emotionally when the world doesn’t match her ideals.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets revolve around solitary activities like gaming, reading fanfic and watching anime, and they repeatedly mention hating social interaction and feeling awful when they have to deal with people, e.g., “eu vou me matar aaaaa odeio fazer trabalho, odeio falar com as pessoas me sinto horrivel fazaendo qualquer coisa me sinto burra pra crl”, suggesting social drain rather than energy from people. Their interests and language suggest Intuition over Sensing: they are heavily into theories, fiction universes, and meta (Bungou Stray Dogs arcs, Genshin lore, fanfics, character analysis), like when they discuss narrative possibilities and character suffering in depth in “Eu acho essa teoria muito provável é ela acaba cmg 😭 o rudo já sofreu tanto imagina se isso for verdade…”, showing focus on implications and what-ifs rather than concrete, real‑world details. The tone is clearly Feeling rather than Thinking: they react in emotional, value‑laden ways to almost everything (games, companies, characters, their own life), for example “Pqp tá tudo dando errado na minha vida eu vou pular da ponte” and “Minha vida tá tão fudida q eu fui fazer um miojo e a porra do caralho do miojo tava com bicho pqp eu n mereço isso”, prioritizing how things feel over detached logic. Their emotional intensity is often channeled into defending characters or calling out perceived unfairness, as in “o dia q pararem de passar essa desinformação vai ser o dia mais feliz da minha vida…”, which reflects strong personal values. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: their life is described as chaotic and unlucky, they complain about things going wrong and not being organized (school, work, bugs, gacha), e.g., “minha situação ta tão ruim q to quase parando de ser ateu fala sériio” and “Pqp tá tudo dando errado na minha vida”, and their gaming/gacha logs are more reactive updates than structured plans. Overall the combination of intense inner emotional world, fictional escapism, theory‑spinning, social exhaustion, and chaotic lifestyle fits INFP more closely than neighboring types like INTP or ENFP.

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Ela/dela • Gamer stuck in hard mode IRL: Aventurine E6 farmer, Diluc defender, AO3 survivor. Once cooked meat just by leaving it in the sun ☀️– @paiajwk

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with cachaça infused with spicy chili for their explosive rants and dramatic ultimates at games and life, like when they scream about bad banners and luck in “JOGO MALDITO TA TIRANDO UMA COM A MINHA CARA” and threaten Hoyoverse in “Se o diluc não aparecer eu vou explodir a hoyoverse”. Guava nectar adds a pink, sweet, slightly chaotic softness for the fangirl who’s CEO of ship wars and Aventurine, echoing their bio and the farming obsession in “farm pro aventurine e6 e a nova versão dele!! pity 0 no garantido”. Sparkling citrus soda represents their hyper, meme-y timeline energy, popping off about AO3, Silksong and leaks like in “Pqp já é a terceira vez q o cludfare volta e cai dnv e o AO3 cai junto 💔” and “SILKSONG É HOJE CARALHOOO”. A sharp espresso shot goes in for the exhausted student/gamer vibe who’s melting in 30-degree nights and still grinding bosses, as seen in “30 graus as 10 horas da noite é de fuder pqp eu n aguento morar nessa cidade” and “23h de jogo e eu só tenho 6 vidas eu acho q to fazendo algo errado..”. Finally, the black sugar rim with chili flakes is the perfect sweet-but-threatening edge for someone who jokes about crime over spoilers and bad gacha, like “Eu vou bater em todo mundo q tá postando spoiler de silksong sem aviso vão todos tomar no meio do olho do cu seus porra” and the despair in “Pqp tá tudo dando errado na minha vida eu vou pular da ponte”, making this cocktail strong, sparkling, and delightfully unhinged—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong ambition and obsession with goals, especially around gacha gaming and specific characters, repeatedly tracking pulls and celebrating progress toward an ideal account, e.g. their series of "farm pro aventurine e6" tweets like “farm pro aventurine e6 e a nova versão dele!! pity 0 no garantido com 200 tiros !!!!!!!!!!!!” and “MULHER DESGARÇADA ROUBOU MINHA C6 DO DILUC MORRA KEQING FUBANGA MOCRÉIA IMUNDA”. They’re also very resourceful and survival‑oriented, repeatedly talking about needing therapy and a job to afford psychological help, such as “Eu previso de um emprego pra poder pagar um psicólogo pra mim pq se n eu vou ficar maluca” and “Eu preciso urgentemente voltar pra terapia e tomar remédio pq se n vou endoidar”, which shows a focus on self‑preservation amid chaos. Their tone is sharp, strategic, and often vengeful toward systems or people that wrong them, as in “Se o diluc não aparecer eu vou explodir a hoyoverse pelo amor de Deus acerta uma vez na sua vida empresa fudida não nos decepcione dnv” and “Não tem coisa mais arrombada do q autor no ao3 marcando fic incompleta como completa vsfd marca essa porra direito caralho cu porra BCT”, which fits Slytherin’s intense, confrontational edge. Even in fandom discourse, they carefully defend nuance and correct misinformation, like in “a power é racista pq ela odeia a ESPÉCIE HUMANA INTEIRA, só falar q ela é racista parece q ela odeia pessoas negras sendo q n é isso!!”, showing calculated argumentation rather than pure emotion. While there are moments of humor and creativity that could hint at Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, the dominant through‑line is ambitious goal‑chasing, self‑protection, and a ruthless, no‑nonsense way of dealing with obstacles—very characteristic of Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is Traitor by Olivia Rodrigo, because so much of what they post mixes intense emotion, a sense of betrayal, and dramatic humor. They constantly feel let down by companies and games, like when they say “Essa empresa n faz nada certo cadê meus ragbros mihoyo” and “Empresa gananciosa”, echoing the song’s theme of being failed by someone you trusted. Their timeline is full of frustration and bad luck — “só tenho azar nessa vida fala sério” and “Pqp tá tudo dando errado na minha vida eu vou pular da ponte” — which matches the emotional intensity and venting energy in the lyrics. At the same time, they’re very passionate and loyal to their faves, like Aventurine and Diluc, shown in tweets such as “HOYOVERSE FAZ RERUN DO AVENTURINE E MINHA ALMA É SUA”, so when those favorites are ignored or mistreated, it feels like betrayal on a personal level. That combination of loud feelings, playful drama, and genuine hurt when things go wrong lines up well with the emotional core of Traitor.

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