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The user’s personality aligns most closely with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, they express a rebellious attitude toward school, frequently saying they’ll skip class and have used up all their absences (“dzisiejszy humor to lezenie i szukanie powodu by nie isc na zajecia ale mam wszystkie nieobecnosci wykorzystane”). They also use dark, sarcastic humor and insult others, as in the exchange “hejter: jesteś głupi… kajutka: i dont speak polish…”. Their frequent declarations of suddenly taking studies seriously (“Dziś się serio zacznę się przykładać do studiów”) mirror Bart’s occasional attempts to be a good student. They also make self‑destructive jokes about suicide and early death (“Nie chce skończyć jak juice wrld”), which fits Bart’s occasional angst and dark humor. Their obsession with music, concerts, and online culture (e.g., “Bladee”, “Drain Gang”) reflects a modern teen’s world, just as Bart would be glued to contemporary memes.

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The frequent outward‑directed posts such as "wszyscy moi followersi to aniołki" and "Hej tu lily czesc wszystkim" show a clear extraverted orientation. Their many imaginative ideas – "koncept pierwszej randki ogłaszamy razem upadłość konsumencką" and "Bladee jest tym nieśmiałym aniołkiem…" – indicate a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Emotional language like "Jestem w bardzo czumpim okresie mojego życia ❤️" and "Nie chce skończyć jak juice wrld" reveals a feeling‑based decision style. The spontaneous, unplanned nature of tweets such as "dobra ale od jutra to już na pewno" and the constant stream of quirky concepts point to a perceiving rather than judging approach.

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Polish student, music junkie, & meme curator. Survived a coconut milk spill on a live stream. Bladee fan, coffee lover, chaotic tweet maestro. aka @painfulkiss– @painfulkiss

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The Algae Smoke Kiss captures Lilyphilia's chaotic, self‑deprecating vibe, mixing creamy coconut milk – a nod to the tweet "zycie samemu jest smieszne bo mam gowno typu glony nori albo mleko kokosowe..." – with earthy matcha syrup that evokes the "glony" (algae) she mentions. A splash of smoky mezcal reflects her constant references to "szlug" and smoking, as seen in "sytuacje w ktorych palenie szlugow sie nie liczy: poranny szlug, sniadaniowy szlug...". Bright blue curacao adds the neon, "blejdz" aesthetic she flaunts in tweets like "kto będzie na blejdz w wwa?? 😛😛". The layered colors and smoky finish mirror her mix of humor, darkness, and internet‑culture references, making it a perfect liquid embodiment of her online persona.

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The user shows a strong drive for personal recognition and strategic planning, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition. For example, they proudly share their music status and seek accolades, saying "udostępnilam moje Spotify wrapped na story i każdy mi pogratulował gustu muzycznego a dziekan wręczył nagrodę za najbardziej wytrenowane uszy". They also devise clever schemes such as proposing a smoking lounge on trains and a first‑date concept involving joint bankruptcy ("pomysl: niech powstanie w pociągach palarnia..." and "Koncept pierwszej randki ogłaszamy razem upadłość konsumencką"). Their willingness to take bold, sometimes controversial stands—like boycotting Eurovision as a protest—shows the resourceful, daring side of Slytherin ("Oficjalnie ogłaszam, że w ramach protestu wobec Izraela, nie wezmę udziału w najbliższej Eurowizji").

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Linkin Park's 'Numb' captures the user's feeling of emotional overload and desire to shut out pain, as they write, "Jestem w bardzo czumpim okresie mojego życia" and "Nie chce skończyć jak juice wrld 😣😣😣", showing a deep anxiety about mental health. The chorus "All I want to do is be numb" mirrors their repeated declarations of exhaustion and frustration, such as "Dziś się serio zacznę się przykladac do studiów" and the self‑deprecating humor in "wyjebalabym ci w ryj to ai moze dostac ode mnie". Their chaotic, meme‑filled timeline, full of contradictory urges and burnout, fits the song's theme of feeling detached from expectations and trying to escape the pressure. Additionally, the song's blend of heavy guitars and somber melody resonates with their love for dark, atmospheric subculture music like Bladee and Drain Gang.

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