Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Imaginative writer: Extensive in-character prose and scenario-building as Dottore, e.g. detailed roleplay threads like “you should jump in here with me, twin the lava is a little hot…”.
- Humorous self‑awareness: Self-deprecating jokes about their own habits and characters, such as “dottore needs to be blasted team rocket style” and “writing dottore makes me mad sometimes therapy is to the left ass beating is to the right”.
- Passionate fandom: Clearly invested in Genshin/Dottore, discussing headcanons and merch like “my dottoling shipped i need to buy columbina and pierros soon” and long hc notes such as “my favourite dottie hcs over the years are…”.
- Emotionally expressive: Freely expresses strong feelings (affection, frustration, yearning) in both OOC and IC posts, e.g. “throwing up everywhere as i write dottore and his terrible perception of found family” and “being a reliable family unit is such a thankless job”.
- Community engaged: Frequently replies to others’ prompts/quotes and builds ongoing dynamics with multiple characters (Pierro, Lisa, Columbina, etc.), as seen in long reply chains like “you are well educated, well fed, well kept…”.
Weaknesses:
- Overattachment to work: Repeatedly frames exhaustion as acceptable and ties identity to productivity, e.g. “life of a worn thin scholar is an exhausting one” and “i'd hate to stray too far from work, even in slumber.”.
- Health neglect: Jokes about poor sleep, meds, and unhealthy coping, such as “i woke up sick bc i forgor to take my meds before bed rip bozo” and downplaying concerns in “i am a human who has survived almost 500 years on a diet of coffee, cigarettes and noxious fumes.”.
- Perfectionist frustration: Gets visibly irritated by small imperfections and layout issues, as in “the 0.2% off crit rate is annoying me so bad flins please” and “the curse of never being satisfied with layouts for headcanon threads”.
- Emotional overinvestment: Intense emotional spikes around fictional content suggest difficulty detaching, e.g. “everytime i reread this i need to Die i need to grab columbina and dottore and rattle them violently” and “throwing up everywhere as i write dottore…”.
- Self‑sabotaging procrastination: Openly delays tasks and projects despite wanting them done, like “maybe soon i will finish one of those rerttore tidbits… i just need more dottie content” and “longer replies laterr im big eepy”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read most like Lisa Simpson: intellectually driven, a little pretentious on purpose, and constantly overthinking their niche interests. They describe themselves as a scientist in a joking way, e.g. “i, a scientist, once thought i could fit a whole orange in my mouth.”, which mirrors Lisa’s habit of couching even silly behavior in academic language. There’s a strong mix of earnest emotion and sardonic humor, especially in things like “being a reliable family unit is such a thankless job” and their long, thoughtful headcanon threads about Dottore and found family, similar to Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize her feelings. Their dramatic, slightly morbid flair — experiments, lava, and self-destructive jokes like “those results would be inaccurate… there is only a 70% chance of critical failure on this experiment, nothing to worry about.” — fits Lisa’s melodramatic, cause-obsessed side when she’s locked into a project. Finally, the combination of creative roleplay, obsession with a specific character, and meta commentary such as “writing dottore makes me mad sometimes therapy is to the left ass beating is to the right” feels like an older, more online version of Lisa’s hyper-self-aware nerdiness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets revolve around their inner creative world (writing Dottore, headcanons, AO3 plans) and quiet, solitary activities, like “positioning himself in the fetal position under his desk. goodnight, doctor” and often being “big eepy” or sick at home, rather than seeking social events. Their thinking is clearly intuitive: they thrive on hypothetical scenarios and abstract character/meta analysis, such as lava-godhood musings in “perhaps there is godhood to be found in the depths … new experiments new perspectives i am INCREDIBLY locked in my dear twin” and long headcanon threads like “writing dottore and his terrible perception of found family”. They lean thinking over feeling in style: their humor is sharp, dry, and often analytical or sardonic, e.g. “when an article says ‘some scientists think’ then remember this: i, a scientist, once thought i could fit a whole orange in my mouth” and “please stop leaving apples outside my office, this joke is almost as dead as sandrone”, prioritizing wit over warmth. At the same time, they show deep emotional insight but keep it filtered through analysis and character studies, like the long reflection: “the one thing that never fails to make me sad about dottore is that no matter what stage of life he is in, he always has that underlying yearning for his home nation”, which is a very T-flavored way of expressing feeling. Their lifestyle reads as perceiving rather than judging: they frequently mention being tired, sick, or delayed on replies, e.g. “replies later i woke up sick bc i forgor to take my meds before bed rip bozo” and “longer replies laterr im big eepy”, and they talk about never being satisfied with layouts or finishing docs like “the curse of never being satisfied with layouts for headcanon threads”, which suggests spontaneity and open-ended projects rather than strict structure. Altogether, the mix of inward focus, abstract thought, analytical humor, and flexible, slightly chaotic workflow matches INTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If there’s only a 70% chance of critical failure, statistically speaking there’s a 100% chance I’d still volunteer as your next experiment — as long as the protocol includes you muttering about your ‘useless segments’ while I nap on your office couch.
- You, me, a basket of non‑contaminated apples outside your lab door — we can prove, once and for all, that ‘love apples’ taste better when the joke isn’t as dead as Sandrone.
- I know you’re loyal to the false moon and your lava experiments, but if you ever want to test how long a body can survive in dangerously high temperatures, we could just measure how close I can sit to you before I melt.
- You write Dottore getting blasted Team Rocket–style, dream up found family angst, and threaten to rattle Columbina and Pierro violently — have you considered redirecting even 1% of that emotional damage toward holding my hand instead?
- You say being a ‘reliable family unit’ is a thankless job, you miss your test tube baby, and your dottling finally shipped… if you ever need another disastrously attached little gremlin in the roster, I fill that role with alarming reliability.
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Scientist, writer & full-time Dottore apologist. Once proved you *can* fit a whole orange in your mouth—forgot to calculate the extraction phase.– @palepinion
Your signature cocktail
Heretic of the False Moonrise
This cocktail is built on an over-extracted espresso shot for the sleepless, overworked scholar energy and their 500-year caffeine diet, echoing lines like “i am a human who has survived almost 500 years on a diet of coffee, cigarettes and noxious fumes.”. Blood orange liqueur nods to the unhinged science+fruit combo of “i, a scientist, once thought i could fit a whole orange in my mouth.” and the bright, chaotic humour of their Dottore/oranges saga. Black cherry cold brew syrup makes it dark, sweet, and a little indulgent, mirroring the secretly-soft, sappy dynamics in tweets like “you should know by now, how terribly childish i can get about you.”. A single smoked black tea ice cube represents their dramatic experiments and self-endangering curiosity, such as “how long my body can survive in lava, obviously.”. Finally, a mist of edible silver shimmer over the top alludes to their ethereal, theatrical aesthetic as the “heretic of the false moon.” while keeping the drink visually as extra as their roleplay threads and found-family angst.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline centers on analysis, meta, and intellectual play rather than on moral crusades or blunt ambition, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They show a clear love of thinking about characters and concepts in a structured way, like when they dissect Dottore’s psychology and backstory: “the one thing that never fails to make me sad about dottore is that no matter what stage of life he is in, he always has that underlying yearning for his home nation.” and when they share old drabbles and an imagined exile arc: “some old drabbles about dottore segment stuff ++ an unfinished exerpt of my imagining of his akademiya exile (gore description tw for 3rd image). reorganising my dottie docs and its fun to see the directions my thoughts go regarding him”. They explicitly enjoy building headcanon systems and refining them, which is very Ravenclaw-coded: “my favourite dottie hcs over the years are his secret sweet tooth, his lil complex abt his height... his hypermobility, being a lowkey lightweight and that he often dreams about food for some reason” and “the curse of never being satisfied with layouts for headcanon threads”. Their humor is also cerebral and self-aware, e.g. the scientist/orange joke: “when an article says 'some scientists think' then remember this: i, a scientist, once thought i could fit a whole orange in my mouth...”, which combines wit and analytical framing rather than pure chaos. While there are hints of Slytherin themes in their fascination with morally dubious characters and experiments (“how long my body can survive in lava, obviously.”), they approach these concepts as imaginative, narrative puzzles rather than as personal ambition, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
Mad Scientist - Set It Off
A fitting song for @palepinion is Mad Scientist by Set It Off, since their entire account orbits around an obsessive, unhinged, yet oddly affectionate portrayal of Dottore as a deranged researcher. They constantly joke about extreme experiments and bodily damage, like when they write Dottore cheerfully testing his limits in lava: “how long my body can survive in lava, obviously.” and follow it with “﹙ lava drowning noises.mp3 ﹚”. The song’s themes of reckless experimentation and self-destructive curiosity mirror posts such as “there is only a 70% chance of critical failure on this experiment, nothing to worry about.” and “good morning. i am delighted to announce my new project —— ███████ ███ ████ ████ ██████”. Their bio, “heretic of the false moon.”, and ongoing fixation on morally dubious science, found family, and unhinged devotion—like “being a reliable family unit is such a thankless job” and the many tender-yet-menacing Pierro interactions—align with the song’s mix of theatrically dark, dramatic, and emotionally charged mad-scientist vibes. Overall, Mad Scientist captures both their gallows humor and their love of a brilliant, deranged character pushing himself past the edge for knowledge.
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