Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and vulnerability, like in “nobody cares. Nobody cares if im starving myself, over exercising…nobody cares about me”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns and links between issues, e.g. “i think i restrict to have control in my lif😂😂” and “Dysphoria is one of the main reasons i’ll probably never recover”.
- Support-seeking: Asks others for input and guidance, such as “is it bad to restrict while ill if so why” and “how do i stop feeling hungry without eating”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes even when struggling, like “Going to stop socialising to focus on loosing weight and being depressed 😂😂😂😂… priorities 😂😂😂😂” and “lowkey got really depressed yesterday night and considered recovering but i dont got time for that😂😂😂😂”.
- Dedicated: Shows strong follow-through with routines and goals, e.g. “michael can finally rest..” after step goals and “Only had time to eat lunch todsy so im in a crazy deficit but ok goodnight”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Repeatedly expresses intense self-hatred, like “im such a fat piece of shit…genuinely considering offing myself from looking at my body” and “i hate myself i hate myself…why cant i be not so fucking big”.
- Disordered eating: Tracks and celebrates extreme restriction and deficits, e.g. “total 632 calories !! locked in. triggered to the max. Not even upset about it infact do it more” and “i eat way to much man i haveto lower my intake” despite a low BMI.
- Compulsive overexercise: Pushes physical limits despite pain and disability, like “over exercising to the point my feet are bruised and my legs are numb , pushing my already disabled body to the limits” and “Staying out for 20k steps even while limping home”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently references wanting to die or self-harm, such as “hell yeah (dying) (ah) (kms)” and “May relapse on sh again i really dont care anymore i might even try attempt😂😂😂”.
- Body dysmorphia: Describes extreme distortion and obsession with size, e.g. “Why do i look so fat i genuinely hate myself i feel so disgusting” and “looked at myself in a fullbody mirror… it was kind of scary but it also just motivates me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: intensely self-critical, intellectually driven, and often feeling isolated and misunderstood. This user clearly has strong academic/nerdy interests and a rich inner life, like when they list liking “5. physics” and DnD in “5 things i like & 5 oomfs to do the same”. They show moral intensity and self-blame similar to Lisa’s, e.g. “I genuinely feel so much guilt for even thinking im hungry it feels like such a moral failure”. Like Lisa’s ongoing struggle with depression and feeling unseen, this user repeatedly expresses despair and invisibility, as in “nobody cares. Nobody cares if im starving myself, over exercising… nobody cares” and “nobody cares about me”. There’s also a strong sense of being the ‘too aware’ one in a dysfunctional environment, reflected in tweets about family and disability, echoing Lisa’s role as the perceptive but hurting kid in a chaotic household.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly withdraw from others and prefer being in their own head, e.g. “Going to stop socialising to focus on loosing weight and being depressed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 priorities 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” and “im lowkey waitingfor enough moots to finslly go provate for good and then ill really say it all”. Despite having friends and a boyfriend, they constantly feel unseen and alone, as in “nobody cares. Nobody cares if im starving myself… nobody cares…”, which reflects internalized, solitary processing. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing: they frequently link their eating and self‑worth to larger identity themes like disability, gender/dysphoria, and being in a cult, e.g. “i hate being in a cult and i think i restrict to have control in my lif😂😂” and “Dysphoria is one of the main reasons i’ll probably never recover”, showing big-picture, meaning-focused thinking rather than just concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: their decisions and self-concept are dominated by emotions, guilt, and perceived moral failure, like “I genuinely feel so much guilt for even thinking im hungry it feels like such a moral failure and im gluttonous and disgusting and terrible” and “today was so terrible i need to relapse on everything”. Even when they mention numbers, those are framed through emotional value-judgments (“fake ass disorder,” “i actually hate myself”), e.g. “this is so stupid because people call binges different things… but im loosing weight still at bmi 16”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their routines are intense but driven by compulsion and mood swings rather than structured long-term planning; they often ‘crash out,’ change goals, or escalate on impulse, as in “May relapse on sh again i really dont care anymore i might even try attempt😂😂😂… i feel so fucking Null but also filled with selfhatred” and “lowkey got really depressed yesterday night and considered recovering but i dont got time for that😂😂😂😂”. Combined with their highly emotional inner life, self-loathing idealism about being “skinny,” and frequent identity/self-worth questioning, this pattern is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You walking 20k steps in the dark park to dodge that cafe food is impressive, but if you ever wanna ‘crash out,’ I volunteer as tribute to sit with you, drink a diet coke, and talk physics and DnD instead.
- You said your resting heart rate is 45–53 and you ‘don’t like it being low,’ so I’m willing to help raise it by showing you Itafushi wattpad on the train and dramatically reading it out loud next to you. #iseeyou 👀
- As a fellow Shadowfell resident who thinks Fyodor having ‘fuck you’ as his last words is iconic, I think our romance arc should start with you hating your DID and end with us co-fronting as ‘mike + the headmate who finally lets him rest.’
- You’re out here calculating 747 kcal from swim, 1500 kcal deficits, and weekly steps like a pro—can I be the annoying boyfriend who tells you that the only number I care about is how many DnD sessions and Resident Evil nights we can stack together?
- You joked about ‘considering recovering but I dont got time for that 😂,’ so how about a compromise: you keep being God’s greatest liar, I’ll keep insisting you deserve food, safety, and soft things, and we call it a multiclass build—half disaster, half person I really want to get to know.
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Your new Twitter bio
Physics nerd, swimmer & DnD enjoyer in the Shadowfell. Part-time itafushi spotter, full-time trying to keep my head above water (and not just in the pool).– @palladinner
Your signature cocktail
Shadowfell Step-Count Spritz
The overproof dark rum matches their intense, all-or-nothing drive and self-destructive grind, like when they flex burning 747 kcal in swim and still push for more steps “Mannn we did start offs in swim today so i burnt less but 747 kcal total!”. Cold brew coffee captures the exhausted, wired energy of pacing the city to avoid eating and chasing 20k steps “mike is determined to hit his steps..the big scary dark park does not worry him.”. The charcoal lemonade is sour and inky, a nod to Shadowfell vibes and their physical illness and dissociation “i feel so ill today and also mentally exhausted also keep dissociating so cool”. A sea-salt sugar rim balances hurt and sweetness, like craving care while insisting nobody cares “nobody cares. Nobody cares if im starving myself, over exercising to the point my feet are bruised and my legs are numb”. The edible silver glitter is for the nerdy, dramatic flair—DND, fandoms, and physics kid theatrics shining through the misery “i just had a fire dnd sesson maybe life is worth it”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very analytical and reflective mindset that fits Ravenclaw more than any other house. They constantly break down numbers, data, and cause-effect relationships: for example, they calculate deficits and TDEE in detail in tweets like “i feel slightly better i got 500 cals in steps and im going to burn around 550 in swim practice today making my tdee like 2.65k? so ya..y” and “Pretty okay day , in a 1500 deficit and i went to the gym”. They also demonstrate curiosity and a need to intellectually understand things, even very personal ones, as in “is it bad to restrict while ill if so why” and “is it true that people actually get cravings on their periods? like why specifically then?? Sorry, ik this is a odd question but i dont really understand how People bleeding makes them want stuff but maybe thats because i dont have those”. Their interests also lean heavily into stereotypically nerdy/brainy territory such as physics and specific fandoms, as they list in “5 things i like & 5 oomfs to do the same ... 5. physics”, which reinforces an intellectual/obsessive interest style. Even their self-reflection on neurodivergence and DID is framed in a somewhat analytical way, such as in “Family was talking about their favourite foods / restaurants and it made me realise i really dont have joy for food? This is probably because im autistic but i really only care about like three foods and food isnt that enjoyable 1/2”. While there is some Gryffindor-like reckless courage in overexerting themselves physically, the dominant throughline is a hyper-analytical, curious, and introspective mindset, which is most consistent with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Twin Size Mattress - The Front Bottoms
The song Twin Size Mattress fits them because it’s about self-destruction, guilt, and feeling fundamentally broken while still trying to joke through the pain, which mirrors tweets like “lowkey got really depressed yesterday night and considered recovering but i dont got time for that😂😂😂😂”. The narrator’s cycles of relapse and resignation echo their posts about wanting to "lock in" with self-destructive behaviors, such as “today was so terrible i need to relapse on everything” and “May relapse on sh again i really dont care anymore i might even try attempt😂😂😂”. The song’s tension between needing help and believing nobody really cares aligns with tweets like “nobody cares. Nobody cares if im starving myself, over exercising to the point my feet are bruised and my legs are numb” and “nobody cares about me”. Its raw, confessional tone reflects their openness about illness and disability, seen in “im ill and i cant even let myself have a break i hate my disorder” and “i hate having did”. Finally, the mix of dark humor and genuine despair in the song mirrors posts like “Going to stop socialising to focus on loosing weight and being depressed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 priorities”, where they use jokes to mask real pain.
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