Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on own behavior and anxieties, like recognizing grammar worries in “Sometimes I write soemthing on here in horrible grammar and end up wanting to apologize for it but then I realize it literally doesn't matter”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about fear, joy, jealousy, and frustration, such as “I get really nervous talking to new people about anything beyond small talk”.
- Playful: Uses humor and absurdity in posts like “the mall piss legate” and bio “Cuck pride,” showing a light, joke-heavy style.
- Passionate: Shows intense interest in favorites like Joshua Graham and Fallout, e.g. “Everyday I go on every social media and search up joshua graham to find new content of him”.
- Creative: Engages in fanfic, crafts, and collections, such as “gonna be writing fanfic alll weekend” and custom LPS work in “I made all of these over a year ago besides the oliver swanick one”.
Weaknesses:
- Health-anxious: Frequently fears serious illness over minor issues, like “I moved my foot weird and my big toe got paralyzed for a minute I thought iw as going into septic shcok” and “Hope I don't get sepsis and die”.
- Social-anxious: Feels intense nerves about talking and being perceived, shown in “I get really nervous talking to new people about anything beyond small talk” and “I take it really personal when someone unfollows me”.
- Technology-frustrated: Gets easily stressed by app and account issues, like “My account got locked because they thought i was a bot I was so #scared” and “My tiktok has been acting weird all day 😢”.
- Conflict-prone: Expresses strong hostility toward groups and individuals, such as “I hate the fallout fandom everyone just hates eachother” and “I hate everyone oml”.
- Self-doubting: Undermines own knowledge and clarity, like “I'm really bad at explaining things so I always just sound like I don't know wtf I'm talking about”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: anxious, introspective, and very online-brained. Like Lisa overthinking every interaction, they worry about how they come across and about getting things wrong, e.g. “I'm really bad at explaining things so I always just sound like I don't know wtf I'm talking about” and “I get really nervous talking to new people about anything beyond small talk because I'm scared when I talk about something I'm interested in Ill get the info wrong”. They also have a strong niche obsession (Joshua Graham/Fallout) much like Lisa’s hyper-focused passions: “Everyday I go on every social media and search up joshua graham to find new content of him” and “I hate the fallout fandom everyone just hates eachother”. Their sensitivity about relationships and being noticed, such as “I take it really personal when someone unfollows me because what did i say that made you unfollow” and “All my dad talks about is his girlfriend… it bothers me how he doesn't pay mind to me”, also matches Lisa’s emotional vulnerability. The blend of self-aware humor, neurosis, and sincere feelings places them closest to Lisa rather than the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted: much of their joy comes from solitary or online activities like Fallout: New Vegas and Animal Crossing, and they express anxiety around people and attention, e.g. “I get so scared whenever my sister messages me”, “I get really nervous talking to new people about anything beyond small talk”, and creating a private account just to say weird things, “Ok I made a private idc who follows I just need to say weird things without being crucified for it”. Their focus is highly intuitive: they spiral into imaginative worries (“I moved my foot weird and my big toe got paralyzed for a minute I thought iw as going into septic shcok”, “I'm scared my hearts gonna stop workinh”), obsess over fictional characters and symbolism (“Everyday I go on every social media and search up joshua graham to find new content of him”), and joke in surreal ways like “the mall piss legate”. They are clearly feeling-oriented, processing everything through emotion and relationships: they worry about unfollows (“I take it really personal when someone unfollows me because what did i say that made you unfollow”), feel hurt by their dad’s neglect (“it bothers me how he doesn't pay mind to me”), and talk a lot about fear, jealousy, and affection. Finally, they seem perceiving rather than structured: their day-to-day is spontaneous and reactive (shoveling when they feel like it, binge-writing fanfic on a free weekend, shifting between Roblox, TikTok, Instagram, and games), and they openly admit a lack of orderly communication (“I'm really bad at explaining things so I always just sound like I don't know wtf I'm talking about”; “Sometimes I write soemthing on here in horrible grammar and end up wanting to apologize for it but then I realize it literally doesn't matter”). Taken together—emotionally intense, fantasy-focused, self-conscious, and unstructured—the profile best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were in New Vegas, I’d mod myself into your companion like Joshua, but instead of you getting too excited and turning the game off, you’d just log on every day to see me pace around your Animal Crossing island with Lucky.
- You eating room-temp corned beef because the microwave might explode is crazy, because I’d risk total kitchen detonation just to heat up lunch if it meant sitting across from you while you rant about the Fallout fandom.
- You say you’re bad at explaining things and you get scared you’ll get the info wrong, but honestly? You could nervously ramble about Joshua Graham, LPS display cases, and TikTok algorithm drama and I’d listen like it’s a secondhand book full of my favorite annotations.
- Your nose refusing to heal, your heart ‘achinh,’ your toe going numb and you worrying about sepsis and heart attacks—clearly your body is dramatic, but if it helps, my only serious condition is chronic ‘thinking-about-you’ disease.
- Your bio says ‘Cuck pride,’ you love the Legion because you’re a cuck, and you’re jealous of every Joshua post on the timeline—so if I fell for you, would I be romancing you… or just respectfully cheering from the sidelines like a true collaborator?
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Snowbound New Vegas resident. Fanfic weekends, Joshua Graham brainrot, and room-temp corned beef lunches. Once feared sepsis over a bent toe.– @palmedangel
Your signature cocktail
The Snowbound Cucktail: Joshua on the Rocks
This cocktail runs on anxious, sleep-deprived brain energy, so it starts with coffee liqueur and a shot of espresso to capture their jittery, overthinking vibe from posts like “I get really nervous talking to new people about anything beyond small talk because I'm scared when I talk about something I'm interested in Ill get the info wrong” and “I'm scared my hearts gonna stop workinh”. Cinnamon whiskey stands in for their fiery obsession with Fallout: New Vegas and Joshua Graham, echoing “Everyday I go on every social media and search up joshua graham to find new content of him” and the self-aware kink of “Cuck pride Priv: @JungianPetplay”. The salted caramel cream is sweet but a little salty, just like their mix of tenderness and petty irritation in “I take it really personal when someone unfollows me because what did i say that made you unfollow” and “I hate when people say they wouldn't talk bad about someone then say really passive things towards them just say you hate them omg I hate you”. Finally, crushed ice and coconut flakes give it a snowbound texture for their constant weather commentary and shoveling saga, from “I need to shovel soon oughhhh” to “There is so much snow out”, making it an experimental, cozy-yet-chaotic drink that feels like scrolling their timeline in liquid form.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and emotional attachment to people and interests. They fixate on creators and characters in a devoted way, such as checking every platform for new Joshua Graham content: “Everyday I go on every social media and search up joshua graham to find new content of him” and worrying about missing any fanart: “I'm scared I won't see every fanart of joshua out there”. Their sensitivity to relationships and perceived slights—“I take it really personal when someone unfollows me because what did i say that made you unfollow”—reads more like a Hufflepuff’s need for social harmony than a Slytherin’s strategic mindset. They also demonstrate a steady, down-to-earth attitude toward mundane work, like repeatedly shoveling snow to make things easier later: “Gonna shovel now so when it stops snowing I won't have to shovel an insane amount of snow”. Their self-deprecating, warm, and slightly anxious tone—worrying about explaining things wrong or getting details wrong when talking about interests, as in “I get really nervous talking to new people about anything beyond small talk because I'm scared when I talk about something I'm interested in Ill get the info wrong even if I know all about it ugh”—fits a conscientious, gentle Hufflepuff far more than the bolder Gryffindor or more cerebral Ravenclaw archetypes.
Your movie
Your song
I’m Just a Kid - Simple Plan
A fitting song for @palmedangel is I’m Just a Kid by Simple Plan, which captures anxious overthinking, feeling misunderstood, and small everyday dramas blown up in your head. They often spiral about their body and health, like “My hearts has been achinh please don't have a heart attack”, “Hope I don't get sepsis and die goodnight everycoutry”, and “I moved my foot weird and my big toe got paralyzed for a minute I thought iw as going into septic shcok”, which fits the song’s melodramatic, anxious tone. The song’s theme of social insecurity mirrors how they stress over others’ perceptions, like “I take it really personal when someone unfollows me because what did i say that made you unfollow” and “I get really nervous talking to new people about anything beyond small talk because I'm scared when I talk about something I'm interested in Ill get the info wrong”. Their mix of self-deprecating humor and genuine emotion shows in tweets like “Sometimes I write soemthing on here in horrible grammar and end up wanting to apologize for it but then I realize it literally doesn't matter” and “Doing things that are seen as normal males me feel so weird I hate it”, echoing the song’s feeling of not fitting in. Even their dramatic daily updates—“My account got restricted are you deadass what did I even do” and “I hate everyone oml”—match the adolescent, everything-is-a-big-deal energy of I’m Just a Kid. Overall, the song’s blend of angst, humor, and vulnerability aligns with their anxious, fandom-obsessed, and emotionally candid posting style.
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