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Comic Book Guy is the quintessential internet‑savvy, cynical nerd who constantly laments the algorithm and seeks validation, matching the user's repeated complaints like 'I must keep posting. If I stop, all of This stops. I'm a slave. Bravo, algorithm.' and the meta‑self‑awareness of being 'pretend I have a checkmark.' The user's frequent references to pop‑culture, video games, and memes ('MGS4 Meryl is one of the most jaw‑droppingly beautiful characters', 'Quaritch and Varang in Avatar 3') echo Comic Book Guy's obsessive fandom. Their pretentious use of academic terms ('kompromat', 'apparatchik') and mocking tone ('A lot of you people seem to think that merely saying words like ... makes you seem smart') mirror Comic Book Guy's snarky critiques of others. The user's conspiracy‑laden political rants ('The face of a man who is about to rip off the IMF') and constant search for friends after suspension ('Nevermind. Help me find my frens (again)') reflect the lonely, outsider status typical of Comic Book Guy.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently reflects on internal thoughts and feelings, as shown by "I must keep posting. If I stop, all of This stops. I'm a slave. Bravo, algorithm." indicating introversion. Their tweets often explore abstract, speculative ideas such as "Since the Resonance Cascade/7 Hour War took place before the internet really kicked off, wouldn't it be funny if people in that world kept referring to podcasts or online videos as 'Breencasts'" and "ChatGPT ensnares its users via sycophantism, Claude ensnares its users via making them desperate to please it," which points to an intuitive (N) preference. The tone is analytical and logical, for example "Whatever numbers you're thinking of, it's probably at least double that. Disastrous." and "The body is gonna select (usually) one egg and one sperm and let the rest die anyway, I don't see the big deal…" reflecting a thinking (T) decision style. Finally, the repeated, spontaneous posting like "Nevermind. Help me find my frens (again) Hopefully suspension doesn't last" and the lack of clear structure suggest a perceiving (P) orientation.

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Economist, writer & cultural scout. Banned twice for asking “anyone have friends?”—now I dissect AI, games & geopolitics, with a dash of meme.– @PalmyrPar

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The Suspended Frens cocktail mixes dark rum, blue curaçao, matcha, cold brew espresso, and a dash of bitters to capture @PalmyrPar's love of shadowy conspiracies, neon pop‑culture references, and relentless tech‑driven cynicism. The black rum mirrors the "blackmail" and "Mossad" obsessions found in tweets like "It seems the only answer to this is 'duh Mossad blackmail' and I find it really funny since we HAVE the blackmail now, and, uh....is Noam Chomsky in jail for hanging out with Epstein on camera? What about Gates? Anyone else? Worst. Blackmail. Ever. Do better, Mossad!" while the blue curaçao evokes the Avatar Na'vi aesthetic they celebrate ("Human Excellence is when we make better Na'vi than the Na'vi themselves"). Matcha adds a hint of exotic green, nodding to their fascination with Na'vi and "Human Excellence". The espresso shot represents the algorithmic grind they lament ("I must keep posting. If I stop, all of This stops. I'm a slave. Bravo, algorithm.") and the bitters reflect their sardonic take on suspension and "frens" ("Nevermind. Help me find my frens (again) Hopefully suspension doesn't last").

Your Hogwarts House
Their bio as an economist and writer and their frequent analytical commentary shows a love of knowledge and wit, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. For example, they write, "anons are reinventing basic frameworks of formal vs real freedom as discussed by Berlin and Van Parijs from First Soyjak Principles" and "ChatGPT ensnares its users via sycophantism, Claude ensnares its users via making them desperate to please it," which display intellectual curiosity and critical analysis. They also discuss technical topics, like "I'm going to try to install this on my old Intel MacBook Air," and biological concepts such as "The body is gonna select (usually) one egg and one sperm..." showing a broad appetite for learning. Their tweets are more about dissecting ideas than seeking power or loyalty, aligning with Ravenclaw values of wisdom and wit.

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The repeated "Nevermind" in their tweets (e.g., "Nevermind. Help me find my frens (again) Hopefully suspension doesn't last") evokes Nirvana's iconic album "Nevermind" and its anthem of teenage disaffection. Their feeling of being forced to post for the algorithm—"I must keep posting. If I stop, all of This stops. I'm a slave. Bravo, algorithm."—mirrors the chorus "Here we are now, entertain us." The disdain for mainstream culture and authority, as seen in lines like "The face of a man who's about to rip off the IMF and get away with it for the thousandth time" and "All this blah blah about 'zoomers/alpha will reject…'" aligns with the grunge ethos of rebellion and cynicism. Overall, the song captures their anti‑establishment, meme‑laden, and exhausted online persona.

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