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Your Simpsons character
This account fits Homer Simpson best: chaotic, impulsive, crude, but ultimately emotional and dramatic about everyday life. Like Homer, they overshare their bodily disasters with zero shame, for example “Odio hacer caca y q t arda wn, maldita cena navideña, m cobró factura” and “Mojón re ql no quiere salir 😭😭 #caca #cagada #no #quiere #salir #SailorMoon”. Their exaggerated rage at people around them mirrors Homer yelling at everyone: “ODIO A MI PAPÁ Q WEA 😭😭” and “Guatona ql cállate wn haci las clases cmo el pico wn ojalá t murai 🖕🏽🔥”. At the same time, they’re dramatic but affectionate about love and comfort, like “Amo a mi pololo diosmio aaa” and “Mi cama está calientita por la mierda ,😭😭😭😭”, which is very Homer-ish sentimentality. The mix of laziness, chaos, constant complaining about work or school, and sudden dreamy wishes for money or a better future—“Por favor dios quiero trabajar en un colegio privado” and “Quiero un montón d plata”—rounds out a very Homer-core vibe.

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They lean Extraverted: they constantly narrate daily life to an audience, clearly enjoying attention and interaction, e.g. “A ALGUIEN DESCONOCIDO LE GUSTÓ MI TWEET 😭🫶 TE AMO” and the very public oversharing in “voy a subir toda mi vida acá soporten mailob💋”. Their posts are heavily Sensing and concrete, focused on bodily sensations, environment, and immediate experiences rather than abstractions, like “Estoy trabajando a la xuxa de la casa y estoy que me cago, pero así bien duro AYUDA” and “No c q comí q me estoy tirando los medios peo”. They clearly prioritize Feeling over detached logic, reacting emotionally and personally to people and situations—for instance, “ODIO A MI PAPÁ Q WEA 😭😭” and “Ojalá t vayai bn a la mierda te odio” show decisions and judgments based on hurt, affection, and frustration. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, visible in complaints about disorganization like “Cómo puede ser tan desorganizado q me da rabia 🤯” and procrastination around work in “No quiero editar ese puto cortometraje ayuda”. Overall, their spontaneous oversharing, sensory focus, emotional intensity, and go-with-the-flow attitude align best with ESFP.

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Chilean Taurus documenting life between buses, piercings & classroom dreams. Once live-tweeted being stuck at work needing the bathroom. Here for the chaos.– @Palomaputa74_

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This cocktail hits like her timeline: loud, unfiltered, and a little dangerous. The spicy chili-infused vodka channels her explosive rants and death-wish-level insults, like “Estefania de mierda ojalá te atropellen de camino a tu casa” and “Guatona ql cállate wn haci las clases cmo el pico wn ojalá t murai 🖕🏽🔥”. Passion fruit juice with a dash of cola reflects her horny-but-romantic side in “Quiero sexo, pero no con cualquiera, quiero tenerlo cn un q quiera un futuro conmigo y que me ame” and her love for chugging soda in “Ahora a tomar 20 litros de coca cola”. Pink grapefruit bitters bring the emotional whiplash of “Todo es una mierda 💔” mixed with “Amo a mi pololo diosmio aaa”, sour but still bright. Salted caramel syrup is her soft, spoiled-core self who loves being pampered in “Amo q me compre cosas jiji” and dreaming of tulips in “Que me regalen tulipanes es mi mayor sueño wn”. Finally, the Pop rocks or chili-salt rim captures her chaotic bodily overshares from “Estoy que me cago ahora en la pega 😭😭😭😭 pq a mí” to “Mojón re ql no quiere salir 😭😭 #caca #cagada #no #quiere #salir”, leaving a noisy, spicy finish you definitely won’t forget.

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This user shows strong Slytherin traits: blunt aggression, ambition, and a sharp focus on their own advancement. Their desire to improve their situation and status appears in posts like “Por favor dios quiero trabajar en un colegio privado” and “Busco ser mi mejor versión 😭”, which reflect ambition and self-betterment. They are also intensely self-protective and retaliatory, lashing out when they feel wronged: “Estefania de mierda ojalá te atropellen de camino a tu casa” and “Guatona ql cállate wn haci las clases cmo el pico wn ojalá t murai 🖕🏽🔥”. Their willingness to "go nuclear" over perceived slights, as in “ODIO A MI PAPÁ Q WEA 😭😭” and “Ojalá t vayai bn a la mierda te odio”, shows a fierce, confrontational self-preservation instinct rather than patient Hufflepuff energy. While there is affection and humor (e.g., “Amo a mi pololo diosmio aaa”), the dominant pattern is ambitious, cutting, and survival-oriented—classic Slytherin.

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The song Good 4 U fits them because it mixes rage, humor, and heartbreak in the same way their timeline constantly swings between love and fury. They openly vent about relationships and jealousy, like when they say “Pq xuxa se habla todavía con la ex ????? Y sin contarme xD” and “Yo viendo a todas las parejas felices”, echoing the song’s bitter, sarcastic tone toward an ex. Their dramatic, cursing style in tweets such as “ODIO A MI PAPÁ Q WEA 😭😭” and “PUTA LA WEA CTM” matches the explosive, cathartic energy of the chorus. At the same time, they show emotional vulnerability and wanting real love, like “Quiero sexo, pero no con cualquiera, quiero tenerlo cn un q quiera un futuro conmigo y que me ame”, which aligns with the hurt under the sarcasm in the song. Their chaotic, confessional tweeting style and constant emotional roller coaster make Good 4 U a strong musical mirror of their personality.

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