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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, horny, impulsive, but deeply, loudly devoted to their faves. Like Homer obsessing over donuts or a new hobby, they hyperfixate on ships and kinks, screaming about their passions in all caps, as in “YIPPEEE MY SUGOI AWESOME INCREDIBLE CHENGGUANG LIFE!!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️💕💕❤️💕💕” and “rent lowering tweet: i am a fixed shipper i like top cxs bot lg only… i am a pervert”. Their openly thirsty, shameless posts, like “so god damn fucki g tired… i need to draw lu guang gettig his pussy wrecked oh my godddd PLEASE” and “i want (cxs) to impregnate lg and give him many babies”, mirror Homer’s lack of filter and indulgent id-driven behavior. At the same time, there’s a self-aware, comedic tone in things like “Artist with most inconsistent art style, thy name be Pan. you can clearly see when my descent into madness (LC) began”, which feels very Homer joking about his own flaws. Overall, they give off the vibe of a horny, ride-or-die, disaster adult whose over-the-top enthusiasm and messiness are pure Homer energy rather than Marge’s stability, Bart’s juvenile rebellion, or Lisa’s earnest moralism.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: while very expressive online, most content centers on solitary fandom activities (drawing, reading fic, gooning over ships) rather than offline socializing, e.g. “so god damn fucki g tired i have no time to draw gooner shit after work im so distraught please i need to draw lu guang gettig his pussy wrecked oh my godddd PLEASE” and “me: i spent the past 4 days reading/machine translating a 43 chapter slow burn cg fanfic i should probably rest my eyes and take a break also me: LET'S READ ANOTHER CN CG FANFIC YIPEEEE”. They’re clearly Intuitive, constantly spinning scenarios, AUs, and what-ifs rather than sticking to concrete reality: “What if”, “Fak omg chat what if i redraw this as cg”, and elaborate character dynamics like omegaverse and Stockholm-syndrome AUs. Their tone is strongly Feeling: values and emotional reactions dominate, e.g. “rent lowering tweet: i am a fixed shipper… i want (cxs) to impregnate lg and give him many babies i like whump i like to see lg suffer i am a pervert” and “YIPPEEE MY SUGOI AWESOME INCREDIBLE CHENGGUANG LIFE!!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️💕💕”, plus they care about boundaries with “Minors DNI/DNF!” in the bio. Finally, they read and draw in intense bursts, complain about work killing their energy, and jump on impulses like "bad financial decisions," suggesting a more spontaneous Perceiving style: “need to finish this cg pron quick i gotta end my 2025 with a bang” and “made a financial decision so bad that i started laughing hysterically in the car. i've officially lost it”. Altogether, the mix of rich inner fantasy life, emotional intensity, and flexible, fandom-driven lifestyle fits INFP best.

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Daytime office worker, nighttime illustrator of very unserious men. Once machine‑translated 43 chapters of fic just to draw one scene better.– @panchoudai

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This drink is wired like their timeline: the espresso-infused dark rum is for the exhausted, overworked adult who still wants to draw filthy CG art (“so god damn fucki g tired i have no time to draw gooner shit after work im so distraught please i need to draw lu guang gettig his pussy wrecked”). Lychee liqueur adds the pretty, sweet, slightly extra vibe of dressing men in cute, feminine outfits (“RETURN TO FORM!!! I MUST RESUME DRESSING GUYS IN CUTE FEMININE OUTFITS!!!”). Black sesame syrup brings in the dark, nutty, indulgent side of their unapologetic fujo brain and fixed-ship devotion (“rent lowering tweet: i am a fixed shipper i like top cxs bot lg only i like pussyguang… i am a pervert”). Topping it with jasmine tea is a nod to the soft, romantic meltdown they have over fics and pretty boys (“yall ever read a fic so cute you started crying”). Finally, a dash of chili tincture captures the sudden horny, unhinged spikes in their feed, from jealous nail-tech scenarios to NC fantasies (“kind of thinking abt cxs getting insanely jealous… so he decided to learn how to do manicure + nail art so he could pamper lg himself”, “where can i find these consensual non consent machines asking for a friend”).

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows intense, almost scholarly obsession with their interests, especially in how they read and process long, complex fanworks. They talk about spending days machine‑translating and reading a 43‑chapter slow burn fic and immediately starting another one, saying they "spent the past 4 days reading/machine translating a 43 chapter slow burn cg fanfic" and then "LET'S READ ANOTHER CN CG FANFIC" “me: i spent the past 4 days reading/machine translating a 43 chapter slow burn cg fanfic i should probably rest my eyes and take a break also me: LET'S READ ANOTHER CN CG FANFIC YIPEEEE”. They also pride themselves on doing "technological gymnastics" just to access more Chinese fanfiction, which is a very Ravenclaw mix of problem‑solving and intellectual fixation “so starved of content i had to do several technological gymnastics to machine translate cn fanfics to en”. Their long, self‑aware description of their shipping preferences shows analytical reflection on their own tastes rather than just impulse: they methodically list dynamics, body configurations, and kinks with almost clinical clarity “rent lowering tweet: i am a fixed shipper i like top cxs bot lg only i like pussyguang you will never catch me drawing lg with a dick (except that one time) i want (cxs) to impregnate lg and give him many babies i like whump i like to see lg suffer i am a pervert”. They also treat their art like an evolving study, explicitly noting the visible stages of their "descent into madness" with Link Click and comparing past and present works in a reflective way “Artist with most inconsistent art style, thy name be Pan. you can clearly see when my descent into madness (LC) began. never thought i would be drawing so much that i could kinda fill up half of the empty slots. Thanks cg for giving me the energy to actively draw again”. Overall, the combination of obsessive reading, technical tinkering for access to information, and introspective analysis of their own creative output aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw’s love of learning and cerebral intensity, even if it’s all channeled into very un-academic, pervy fandom pursuits.

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Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance fits Pan because it’s dramatic, obsessive, and gloriously unhinged about love and desire, just like their Chengguang fixation and unapologetic fujo brainrot. They constantly revel in being a pervert, e.g. calling themselves out with “rent lowering tweet: i am a fixed shipper i like top cxs bot lg only i like pussyguang… i like whump i like to see lg suffer i am a pervert”, which echoes the song’s embrace of twisted, unhealthy romance. The song’s themes of wanting every part of someone, even the ugly and painful aspects, match tweets like “so starved of content i had to do several technological gymnastics to machine translate cn fanfics to en” and their joy in dark fic warnings: “sees my fav fic updated: YES!!!!! sees the updated warning: NO!!!!!!”. Their gleeful fixation on kinky, intense dynamics—like “everybody get more freaky now!!!!!!!” and “i want vein to do nasty fucked up things to lg 🥰🥰🥰”—perfectly matches the song’s theatrical, erotic edge. Even their own self-description as a gooner artist who wants to draw Lu Guang “getting his pussy wrecked” in “please i need to draw lu guang gettig his pussy wrecked oh my godddd PLEASE” feels like a fanartist embodiment of wanting a ‘bad romance’ over something normal or healthy.

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