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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intellectual, obsessive about niche interests, and emotionally intense but sweet with friends. Like Lisa getting fixated on jazz or obscure history, they deep-dive into their special interests, from polar exploration and John Ross to The Terror, as seen in posts like “fuck criminal law history I have polar history to consume” and “No matter how drained I’m by the current exam season I can just log onto xdotcom and read the north georgia gazette and winter chronicle and feel 1819% better”. Their academic stress and conscientiousness echo Lisa’s overachiever anxiety, for example “i dont like studying … i want to watch turn now… enuf :(” and “Maaaan I wanted to finish cherry bio before parry bio arrives :((”. At the same time, they’re emotionally open and dramatic in a very Lisa way, with posts like “screaming crying throwing up” and “Oki last sad post of the night I swear. Wanting to be alone but not wanting to be alone at the same time 🔨🔨🔨”. Their kindness toward friends and family, such as “PUNKY DROPPED OFF A LITTLE CROCHETED CHERRY TO CHEER ME UP WHILE STUDYING IM CRYING LOOK AT HIM” and “I think I traumatized my dad with the great white silence… he won’t stop talking about the south pole party and the ponies”, also fits Lisa’s blend of nerdy enthusiasm and heartfelt relationships.

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They lean Introvert (I): their life revolves around niche solo interests (polar exploration, The Terror, specific historical figures) and online fandom rather than big in-person social scenes, and even their social joy is framed in small, cozy contexts like watching movies or Minecraft with one person, e.g. “Minecraft with my Brother :3” and “The only thing keeping me going is that me and punky will see murder she said in the movie theatre tomorrow #win”. They are clearly Intuitive (N): they constantly spin AUs, metaphors, and headcanons rather than sticking to surface facts, like “the terror star trek voyager au… i think about this so often”, “Just thought about a fitzier rear window au”, and “dancointe mpreg. send tweet.”. Their tone is emotional, caring, and people‑focused rather than analytical, showing Feeling (F): they tweet openly about crying and being comforted, like “PUNKY DROPPED OFF A LITTLE CROCHETED CHERRY TO CHEER ME UP WHILE STUDYING IM CRYING LOOK AT HIM” and “Oki last sad post of the night I swear. Wanting to be alone but not wanting to be alone at the same time 🔨🔨🔨”, and they gush affectionately about friends and characters. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and change plans impulsively (“i dont like studying … i want to watch turn now… enuf : (”), struggle with finishing tasks on schedule (“No edit for today :((( I don’t know how many I’ll be able to do but I’ll try to do smth for the davechella prompt and or the free day!”), and talk about exam stress and shipping chaos more than structure. This blend of imaginative fandom world‑building, intense emotional reactions, and somewhat chaotic daily life best fits INFP.

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Law student on thin ice, specializing in polar history, doomed expeditions & AMC’s The Terror. Once traumatized my dad with a South Pole documentary.– @panfriedgeek

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Black cherry vodka stands in for their beloved Cherry and all things Terror-related, a nod to edits, character playlists, and lines like “Tell those who come after us not to stay. The ships are gone.”. Crème de mûre brings dark sweetness and drama for their vampire and big-vampire-fandom fixation in posts like “i need to become a vampire right now” and “why is big vampire fandom twt a war zone rn…”. Cold brew coffee captures exam-season exhaustion and late-night edit energy seen in “No matter how drained I’m by the current exam season I can just log onto xdotcom…” and “Edit for day 2 will probably be coming out very late today :,)”. Sea salt–infused syrup evokes icy seas and polar expeditions they’re obsessed with, from “I have polar history to consume” to joking about being shipped south in “IVE GOT THREE YEARS TILL THEYRE GONNA SEND ME TO ANTARCTICA”. A splash of sparkling tonic lightens the mood and mirrors their chaotic, giddy timeline—gossiping, screaming over ships, and celebrating comforts like “Minecraft with my Brother :3” and “PUNKY DROPPED OFF A LITTLE CROCHETED CHERRY TO CHEER ME UP”. This cocktail is strong but playful: a little bitter, very sweet, and just experimental enough to feel like a fandom in-joke only their corner of X would fully understand.

Your Hogwarts House
Lara’s timeline is dominated by a deep, almost scholarly obsession with polar history and related media, which is very characteristic of Ravenclaw’s love of learning and niche knowledge. She openly prioritizes niche historical interests over other obligations, as in “fuck criminal law history I have polar history to consume” and her delight in historical documents like “read the north georgia gazette and winter chronicle and feel 1819% better”. Her curiosity is wide-ranging but specific: polar exploration, The Terror, Star Trek Voyager AUs, and detailed character/meta discussions, such as “this is how frederick cook tried to fund his expedition lol” and “scott really assembled his crew with the intention of taking as many edwards to antarctica as he could”, both of which show analytical, pattern-seeking thinking about history. She also puts creative energy into edits and playlists, as in “New Character Playlist coinciding with the first day of nweditfest …” and “#NWEditFest day 2 favourite song”, which fits Ravenclaw’s artistic and intellectual bent. While she clearly cares about friends and fandom community (a Hufflepuff trait), the strongest through-line is intellectual curiosity and enjoyment of complex, obscure topics for their own sake, which points most convincingly to Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song for them is Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo, blending melodramatic vibes, gothic yearning, and a slightly unhinged sense of humor that matches their online persona. They literally say they “need to become a vampire right now” in “i need to become a vampire right now”, which fits the song’s blood-and-heartbreak imagery. Their mix of academic stress and intense fixation on niche interests, like “fuck criminal law history I have polar history to consume”, parallels the song’s dramatic all-or-nothing emotional energy. The way they oscillate between crying over fandom and exams—see “crying” and “ocd leave me alone I need to go to work”—also mirrors the volatility and self-awareness in the lyrics. Finally, their love of dark, obsessive media like AMC’s The Terror in “probably thinking about amcs the terror” vibes perfectly with the song’s gothic, intense mood.

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