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Your Simpsons character
Captain Corelli's Pangolin shares Mr. Burns's sharp critique of society and dark humor. His disdain for the ruling class, as seen in 'Our ruling class being tossed from the cliffs of Dover,' mirrors Burns's cynicism. His sarcastic wit, like 'Lord make my enemies ridiculous,' echoes Burns's biting remarks. Both characters exhibit a love for history and a preference for bold, unapologetic statements.

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Captain Corelli's Pangolin fits the INTJ personality type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and judging. His introspection and strategic thinking are evident in 'Do not argue with them. If you’re debating you’re losing.' His intuitive grasp of history and geopolitics, as seen in 'Winter, or the collapse, might suffice,' reflects his long-term vision. His logical critique of governance, 'Politics is dull... It would be preferable to have an open tyranny than this,' showcases his analytical mind. His judging nature is clear in his strong opinions and resistance to compromise, 'No Parliament can bind its successor.'

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Political cynic from Nottingham | History buff | Lover of dark humor | Advocate for British sovereignty | Stop eating pangolins | Tweets sharper than a javelin.– @Pango987

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The 'Pangolin's Bite' reflects Captain Corelli's Pangolin’s sharp wit and historical depth. Whiskey represents his love for tradition, as seen in 'Britain was better run by port soaked aristocrats.' Spiced Rum adds a bold kick, matching his biting humor like 'The jackass who came out with this should have a javelin rammed into their taint.' Blackberry Syrup symbolizes his darker tones, while Angostura Bitters add complexity, mirroring his critique of governance. The orange peel garnish ties it all together, just like his nuanced takes.

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Captain Corelli's Pangolin fits Slytherin due to his cunning, ambition, and willingness to challenge authority. His tweet 'Do not argue with them. If you’re debating you’re losing' reflects a strategic mindset. His biting sarcasm, such as 'I support the British government in all its wisdom,' aligns with Slytherin's sharp wit. His ambition to reshape British politics, seen in 'We can choose a different path, if we are willing to fight for it,' showcases his drive for change. He embodies the house's resourceful and bold qualities.

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This song's themes of political skepticism and rebellion suit Captain Corelli's Pangolin. His critique of populism, as seen in 'Farage is one of the regime right’s last lines of defence,' reflects the song's message of resisting false promises. His call for change, 'We can choose a different path, if we are willing to fight for it,' aligns with the song's revolutionary tone. The line 'Meet the new boss, same as the old boss' mirrors his tweet 'Based USA is the new boss, same as the old boss.'

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