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The user’s obsession with power, manipulation, and conspiratorial narratives mirrors Mr. Burns’ ruthless pursuit of control, as seen in the tweet "Stałą zasadą obowiązującą w Ameryce jest konspiracja na szczytach władzy.". The frequent references to authoritarian figures like Stalin and Hitler and the glorification of war through proxies echo Burns’s willingness to use any means, exemplified by "„Burżuazja angielska … nie lubi wojować własnymi rękami. Zawsze wolała prowadzić wojnę cudzymi rękami.". The user’s fixation on economic data and elite financial manipulation aligns with Burns’s role as a billionaire industrialist, highlighted by "Rezerwy Banku Centralnego Federacji Rosyjskiej rosną, wynoszą 741,5 mld dolarów.". The self‑aggrandizing language such as "Braunizm. Kult jednostki." reflects Burns’s narcissistic self‑image. Finally, the aggressive, hateful rhetoric and vilification of groups, for example "Rzydzi znów nam piszą historię.", shows a lack of empathy reminiscent of Burns’s moral scruples.

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The account shows strong introversion – it follows no one, has a 0/962 follow ratio and mainly broadcasts monologues such as "U nas w Auschwitzu" without engaging in dialogue. Its content is dominated by abstract, future‑oriented conspiracies and speculative narratives like "DARK WINTER Zaczyna się akcja wokół Iranu" and "The Wizard of Ozrael", indicating a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Decision‑making is rooted in logical framing and data, evident in tweets that cite statistics (e.g., "Inflacja w Rosji do końca roku może spaść do 5,7 5,8%" and "Rezerwy Banku Centralnego Federacji Rosyjskiej rosną, wynoszą 741,5 mld dolarów"), reflecting a thinking style. Finally, the user displays a judging orientation by presenting organized strategic outlines such as "Nowa Strategia Bezpieczeństwa Narodowego USA" and consistently posting structured series of messages, showing a preference for order and planning.

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Historian, author & book lover. Once spent 3 hrs hunting a missing page in a 19th‑century novel and uncovered a hidden note. #PolishHistory– @PanGryguc

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The Dark Library cocktail blends rye whiskey, the spirit of Russian winters, with the hallucinogenic edge of absinthe, echoing the user’s fascination with Stalin and Hitler, as seen in the tweet "„Burżuazja angielska 🏴 nie lubi wojować własnymi rękami. I rzeczywiście niekiedy udawało się jej znaleźć durniów 🇵🇱 gotowych wyciągnąć dla niej kasztany z ognia.”". The blood orange juice adds a crimson hue, a nod to the frequent references to war and blood, such as "Suwałki.. U nas w Auschwitzu". Black walnut bitters bring a bitter complexity that mirrors the anti‑establishment, conspiratorial tone of tweets like "DARK WINTER Zaczyna się akcja wokół Iranu". A splash of charcoal‑infused cola deepens the darkness, reflecting the user’s obsession with shadowy geopolitics and the phrase "Bez książek byłbym nikim. Czytajcie książki." which underscores a paradoxical love of knowledge amidst gloom. The garnish of a tiny chocolate book pays homage to the same literary devotion, tying the drink together as a bitter, smoky, and intellectually provocative libation.

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The tweets repeatedly stress manipulation, ambition, and a desire for control, such as "Stałą zasadą obowiązującą w Ameryce jest konspiracja na szczytach władzy." and "„Burżuazja angielska … nie lubi wojować własnymi rękami. Zawsze wolała prowadzić wojnę cudzymi rękami.”" This focus on strategic power mirrors Slytherin’s core value of ambition. The user also glorifies historical authoritarian figures, quoting Stalin and Hitler, e.g., "„Nie wyobrażam sobie, że wszystko, co robię, stanowi mój oryginalny wynalazek...” – Adolf Hitler," showing a fascination with cunning and dominance. While they claim to value books, the overall pattern of seeking influence and using conspiracies to shape narratives aligns more with Slytherin than the other houses.

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The heavy‑metal anthem "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath captures the conspiratorial, war‑obsessed worldview evident in @PanGryguc’s feed. Lines such as "Burżuazja angielska 🏴… nie lubi wojować własnymi rękami. Zawsze wolała prowadzić wojnę cudzymi rękami" echo the lyric "Generals gathered in their masses / Just like witches at black masses". The refrain "Politicians hide themselves behind a mask" mirrors the repeated claim "Stałą zasadą obowiązującą w Ameryce jest konspiracja na szczytach władzy". The user’s frequent speculation about imminent conflicts – for example "Do zimowych igrzysk olimpijskich zostało 47 dni… Co to mogłoby być? Wenezuela?" – and the obsession with "Handel z widokiem na pokój" align with the song’s critique of war profiteering. Overall, the track’s dark, aggressive tone and its focus on hidden agendas and the glorification of war fit the extremist, anti‑establishment tone of the tweets.

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