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Lisa Simpson's earnest activism and love of intellectual debate match the user's frequent left‑wing commentary, such as the tweet 'marxists have predicted 15 of the last 4 economic crises' and the claim 'social democracy is the left wing of liberalism'. The user also demonstrates sharp sarcasm and absurdist humor, reminiscent of Lisa's witty retorts, seen in lines like 'pick up lines to use on white women: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from agartha' and 'the division of labor is a crime against humanity'. Their self‑deprecating bio ('some stupid fucking girl. communist') reflects the insecurity Lisa sometimes feels about being different from her classmates. The user’s nuanced political analysis, for example 'treatlerism is unambiguously fascist. unfortunately political self abnegation is also fascist. that’s dialectics', parallels Lisa’s tendency to question authority and ideology. Finally, the blend of moral questioning ('my favorite thing about american “freedom of speech” is that there is absolutely speech that is illegal but the 1st amendment means they’re forbidden to tell you what it is') with playful absurdity makes Lisa the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

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The user's tone is highly introspective, posting long internal analyses like 'i've been revisiting Night Vision the past few days and it's reaffirmed in my mind that unconditional assimilation would be as catastrophic for the political and social culture of our community as a campaign of total extermination, maybe more', which signals Introversion. They repeatedly discuss abstract concepts and theoretical frameworks, e.g., 'treatlerism is unambiguously fascist. unfortunately political self abnegation is also fascist. that's dialectics' and 'the division of labor is a crime against humanity', showing a preference for iNtuition over concrete details. Their decision‑making is driven by logical, analytical criteria such as 'the easiest heuristic for whether your job actually contributes to society is whether it gets easier or harder around the holiday', indicating a Thinking style. The tweet stream is eclectic and spontaneous, jumping from memes ('OMG OMG OMG') to random lists ('green flags in a man's apartment: mauritania ... wales') without a clear plan, which reflects a Perceiving orientation. Altogether these traits point to an INTP personality type.

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NY upstate dweller, left-leaning meme curator, ex-ED survivor, anti-fascist, once tried explaining Lenin to a cat.– @pannekook

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The base of rye whiskey reflects the user’s gritty, confrontational self‑portrait as "some stupid fucking girl" and their declared communist stance. Fernet’s bitter profile captures the tweet "treatlerism is unambiguously fascist. unfortunately political self abnegation is also fascist. that’s dialectics". Absinthe’s herbal, hallucinogenic edge mirrors the absurdist, meme‑laden outburst "DEGENERATE PROTEUS SUBSTANTIALLY CACTI DECOMPOSING SIMULTANEOUSLY TRANSSEXUALS RESPONDENCE CAFES CADRE PYROTECHNIC CALVITIES". Blood orange juice adds a vivid red hue echoing the declaration "Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." A dash of hot sauce gives the drink a fiery kick that recalls the line "beast mode i’m afraid" and the user’s spicy pickup‑line humor.

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pannekook's tweets are filled with intellectual references to Marxist theory, Deleuze, Lacan, and nuanced political analysis, showing a love of knowledge and wit, a hallmark of Ravenclaw. For example, they write, "treatlerism is unambiguously fascist. unfortunately political self abnegation is also fascist. that’s dialectics" and "marxists have predicted 15 of the last 4 economic crises", demonstrating a penchant for critical thinking. Their self‑aware, word‑play heavy posts like "DEGENERATE PROTEUS SUBSTANTIALLY CACTI DECOMPOSING SIMULTANEOUSLY TRANSSEXUALS RESPONDENCE CAFES CADRE PYROTECHNIC CALVITIES BELCH DENSITOMETRY CLOTURING BELAY SCHIZOIDISM" highlight a clever, analytical mind. While they are outspoken, the focus is on ideas rather than personal glory, aligning more with Ravenclaw's pursuit of wisdom than Gryffindor's bravery or Slytherin's ambition.

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The user self-identifies as a 'communist' and frequently references Marxist ideas, e.g., 'Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy.' They explicitly mention singing the anthem: 'honestly i had some sake i’m dancing and singing the internationale idgaf.' The Internationale's lyrics call for workers to unite and overthrow oppression, echoing their anti‑fascist and anti‑capitalist tweets like 'the division of labor is a crime against humanity' and 'we must practice anti stalinism of the intellect and stalinism of the will.' The song's defiant, revolutionary tone matches their frequent critiques of 'American freedom of speech' and calls for radical change. Overall, the anthem encapsulates the mixture of humor, political analysis, and revolutionary fervor that characterises their timeline.

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