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Passionate fandom swings and hyperfixations echo Lisa’s intense obsessions, like when she gushes over fanfics and music culture (“50 MIL PALAVRAS meudeus eu vou me esbaldar nessa fanfic...”, “axho que bullets ta pra virar meu album favorito viu”). Academic anxiety and self-imposed pressure mirror Lisa’s relentless pursuit of academic excellence, seen in tweets about studying stress and exam panic (“como me sinto estudando por horas sabendo que nenhuma das informaçoes entraram no meu celebero”, “se eu nao passar nessa merda eu vo me matar eu juro...”). Emotional sincerity and earnest love for family and friends line up with Lisa’s heart-on-sleeve nature, shown when she lovingly celebrates her sister and friends (“aaai meudeus eu amo tsnto ir na casa da minha irma”, “amanha ultimo dia com as minhas bebezinhas...”).

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Introvert (I) – Repeated mentions of preferring media binges and solitary hobbies over large social scenes, e.g., “MEEEEEEUDEEEUS O TWITTER É UM BURACO NEGRO…”, show a comfort with online introspection rather than extroverted engagement. Intuition (N) – She constantly interprets media through personal symbolism and theoretical speculation, such as “se todas as teorias estiverem erradas e a serie realmente twrminar nessa merda ai…”, emphasizing possibilities and big-picture meaning. Feeling (F) – Emotional reactions dominate her decisions; tweets like “hoje foi tao legal🥺… vou sentir saudade…” prioritize relationships and heartfelt responses over detached logic. Perceiving (P) – Spontaneity and flexible priorities appear in posts about procrastination and impulsive obsessions, e.g., “nem comecei a estudar ainda🤤…” and “eu amo ficar obcecada… por tipo um mês igual uma louca”. Collectively these patterns fit an INFP profile centered on passionate inner life, imaginative processing, emotional decision-making, and open-ended lifestyle.

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Teenage fangirl powered by exams, fanfics & MCR. Once read 50k words in a day instead of studying and somehow still passed math.– @paolaggll

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Cold-brew espresso channels the all-night fandom spirals like “I AM NOT AFRAID OF WALKING THIS WORLD ALOONEEEE”, keeping the drink energetic and wired. Smoked chili syrup mirrors the fiery rants about exams and ambiguous finales such as “pq deram esse final ambiguo pra eleven vsfd ELA MORREU OU NAO”. Sparkling guava soda adds a tropical fizz for the bursts of joy and Tumblr love in “meudeus tumblr eu te amo tanto”. Activated charcoal spritz nods to the goth/emo aesthetic obsession from “axho que bullets ta pra virar meu album favorito”. Lime zest dust tops everything with sharp teenage sass embodied in “q caralhos q e metanol???”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their instinct to call out perceived injustices—like defending unconventional looks in “todo mundo concorda q alternativos nao devem se conformar… E TODO MUNDO CRITICA VSFDDD”—shows classic Gryffindor boldness in standing up for beliefs. When frustrated with ambiguous endings or series decisions, they erupt into passionate, courageous outrage, as seen in “pq deram esse final ambiguo pra eleven… ELA MORREU OU NAO”. Impulsive declarations such as threatening to “buy ALL the CDs” in “quero comprar cds… alguem me da de presente” and the fearless self-expression of dressing as Donnie Darko despite constant explanations in “ir de donnie darko no halloween e ter w explicar pra 39282929 pessoas” further underline a brave, headstrong temperament.

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Teenagers captures paola’s chaotic, rebellious energy and her fixation on MCR—see “axho que bullets ta pra virar meu album favorito viu”. The song’s defiant lyrics mirror her frustration with academic pressure and authority figures expressed in “QUE PORRAAAAA QUE ESSES GRAFICOS SIGNIFICAM EU NAO ENTENDO NADAAAAAAA” and “eu nao quero ninguem mais entrando vai vira uma bosta igual wattpad”. Its angsty tone fits her dramatic fandom reactions, like “pq deram esse final ambiguo pra eleven vsfd ELA MORREU OU NAO”, and the song’s message about teen alienation aligns with her longing for a different era in “eu deveria estar sendo uma adolescente em 2010”.

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