Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly analyzes their own patterns, like recognizing contrarian-driven motivation in “Being a contrarian has probably kept me alive…”.
- Darkly-humorous: Uses sharp, dark humor to cope and connect, e.g. joking about chronic pain and House M.D. in “Watching House with chronic pain is just like 'yep that's so real'…”.
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others’ well-being, like warning trans people about the internet for their health in “All you transgenders need to get off the internet. Both for your health…”.
- Socially-conscious: Critiques bigotry and reactionary culture, as in their take on right-wing AI art in “The right wing made fun of art/artists for years…”.
- Openly-vulnerable: Candidly shares mental health struggles and history of self-harm in “When I first started cutting around 12 my mom threatened to hide all the knives…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Describes cutting, poor self-care, and joking about dangerous bowel remedies in “Drink some milk of magnesia and do an enema at the same time…”.
- Internalized-negativity: Expresses intense self-criticism about transition and appearance in “If I could transition again I would tell myself to not try to pass…”.
- Health-neglect: Admits ignoring basic needs and resenting self-care in “Actually trying to take care of myself… it sucks. It's noon and I gotta waste time listening to my body instead of studying”.
- Stress-avoidant: Rejects stress-management suggestions despite serious symptoms in “What do yall do about being so stressed your hair thins… Don't give me advice on stress management I don't have time 4 that”.
- Escapist-thinking: Frequently fantasizes about running away or drastic life changes, as in “Time for the weekly 'run away from your current life and tell no one' fantasy/planning”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: highly self-aware, politically and socially opinionated, and visibly struggling with anxiety and depression while still caring about others. Like Lisa’s mix of cynicism and idealism, they’re openly critical of right-wing culture and pseudoscience, e.g. calling out AI art and conservative art-bashing in “The right wing made fun of art/artists for years… it’s your rotting shriveled mind.” and mocking spiritual vs. religious smugness in “‘Sage can't clear bad energy… She should've been quoting my favorite book, that makes way more sense’”. Their compassion shows in things like childhood prayers for world peace and no hunger in “I would pray for everyone in a list and then ask for no world hunger, have world peace, etc… as if God was a benevolent genie.” and their vegan identity aligns with Lisa’s ethics, as seen in asking for “a vegan sour cream brand/recipe that tastes like sour cream?”. At the same time, they’re deeply introspective and self-critical about mental health and self-destructive habits, like “When I first started cutting around 12 my mom threatened to hide all the knives in the house and now she leaves packs of razors on the counter lol lmao” and “I say this and then refuse to eat healthy and exercise. I'd give anything except the habits that worsen my mental illness”, echoing Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and overthinking. Their autistic traits, academic stress, and medical fascination — for example “Transitioning from school/social autism to bird documentary autism when I get home” and their obsession with House M.D. and diagnostics in “I am piecing the puzzle I am dr Gregory house also” — also fit Lisa’s neurodivergent-coded, nerdy, documentary-watching, overachiever vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about solitary downtime and internal states more than parties or large social scenes, like “Transitioning from school/social autism to bird documentary autism when I get home” and “Off work tonight watching all the gay episodes of family guy and smoking in the bathroom”. Their feed blends concrete detail with a strong emphasis on meaning and symbolism—wishing for world peace via carefully worded childhood prayers and then deriving a worldview from the failure of those prayers, as in “Anyways the world obviously didn't get better so that's why I don't believe in god”, suggests Intuition (N) over pure Sensing. Their moral focus, empathy for marginalized people, and value‑laden takes show Feeling (F): they rail against right‑wing art attitudes in “The problem was never your physical capability to be able to draw, it's your rotting shriveled mind.” and discuss self‑harm and mental illness in a raw, emotionally centered way in “When I first started cutting around 12 my mom threatened to hide all the knives…”. Their life appears chaotic and improvisational rather than tightly scheduled—cramming, sleep issues, and joking about poor self‑care like “Actually trying to take care of myself…It's noon and I gotta waste time listening to my body instead of studying” suggests Perceiving (P) over Judging. Overall, the mix of introspection, idealism, emotional intensity, and messy, spontaneous lifestyle lines up best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said sex is a big part of Pride and we should leave the kids at home—so when are we sneaking off to watch all the gay Family Guy episodes, smoke in the bathroom, and make bad life choices together?
- You’re out here diagnosing yourself like Dr. House, watching bird documentaries to decompress, and manifesting MRI results—wanna solve the mystery of why my heart rate spikes every time I read your tweets?
- You once prayed like God was a benevolent genie and still ended up autistic, trans, vegan, and hot—clearly the universe messed up, but I’m willing to help fix it by taking you on a date.
- You’re 23, autistic, chronically online, stressed to the point your hair is falling out in patches, and still somehow cracking jokes about your phone’s loose coochie—if you can do all that, you can survive going on one low-pressure coffee date with me.
- You said transitioning from school/social autism to bird documentary autism is your routine—how about we level up to joint-enrichment autism: I bring snacks, you pick the House M.D. episode, and we pause every 5 minutes to roast right‑wing AI art together.
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Autistic trans vegan in chronic pain, powered by House M.D. reruns and bird docs. Once prayed away world hunger, now just trying to pass my exams.– @papertowelss
Your signature cocktail
The Short King House Call
A smoky mezcal base captures their contrarian, slightly chaotic edge and love of dark humor, like joking about exams and insomnia while “Waking up at 2 am with a bad dream smoking at 3 gotta leave the house by 6 for an exam at 8 and I intermittently napped yesterday instead of sleeping straight or studying I'm cooked”. The cold brew coffee concentrate mirrors their chronically online, hyperfocused grind and Adderall jokes in “Taking my adderall at 11am so I can be really focused on smoking and watching my dogs eat their bones”. Ruby grapefruit juice adds a tart, biting brightness for their sharp takes on politics and AI art like “The problem was never your physical capability to be able to draw, it's your rotting shriveled mind.”. A black cherry soda splash nods to the emo, self-deprecating softness under the edge, reflecting tweets like “Life is just losing yourself then finding yourself then losing yourself then finding yourself then” and their trans journey from “Terrified to try a binder because of my sensory issues but I want flat chest” to “I'm 900$ away from my top surgery goal only a few more weeks and my tiddies can be scheduled to be gone”. Finally, a dash of vegan-friendly bitters represents their veg identity and the persistent mental health undertow of lines like “When I first started cutting around 12 my mom threatened to hide all the knives in the house and now she leaves packs of razors on the counter lol lmao” and “You ever get so depressed you have no choice but to go out of your way and do nice deeds to try and absorb some vicarious happiness”, making this drink strong, bittersweet, and unexpectedly tender—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows a strongly analytical, hyper-curious mind with niche special interests, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They dissect social attitudes and hypocrisy in detail, as in their critique of right‑wing attitudes toward art and AI: “The problem was never your physical capability to be able to draw, it's your rotting shriveled mind.” and their nuanced take on religious logic in childhood: “I would pray...in a way that would close any potential loopholes, as if God was a benevolent genie.”. They show a love of learning and medicine, obsessively engaging with House M.D. and medical content: “This is how I feel as I'm getting closer to the diagnosis...I am piecing the puzzle I am dr Gregory house also” and “Watching House with chronic pain is just like 'yep that's so real' to everything.”. Their self‑description as “school/social autism” vs. “bird documentary autism” (“Transitioning from school/social autism to bird documentary autism when I get home”) points to a deep-diving, special‑interest focus rather than a Gryffindor-style drive for glory or a Slytherin-style pursuit of power. Even their humor is quick, conceptual, and meta (e.g., about meme history and fandom playlists), showing wit and pattern‑spotting more than simple kindness‑centric Hufflepuff energy. Overall, the dominance of curiosity, analysis, and niche intellectual interests over ambition or pure loyalty fits Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
Bored - Billie Eilish
A fitting song is Bored by Billie Eilish because it captures their mix of exhaustion, self-awareness, and dark humor about suffering and relationships. They openly discuss intense depression and self-destructive urges, like when they say “When I first started cutting around 12 my mom threatened to hide all the knives in the house and now she leaves packs of razors on the counter lol lmao” and “You ever get so depressed you have no choice but to go out of your way and do nice deeds to try and absorb some vicarious happiness”. The song’s theme of being drained and done with other people’s bullshit mirrors their cynicism toward politics and culture, like “The right wing made fun of art/artists for years... it's your rotting shriveled mind.”. At the same time, they’re still strangely hopeful and stubborn about surviving and rebuilding, as seen in their plans to move and start over “I WILL move to canada and (hopefully) move in with my long time best friend and get out of this situation and be happy and start over” and their ongoing transition journey “I'm 900$ away from my top surgery goal only a few more weeks and my tiddies can be scheduled to be gone”. The song’s vibe of tired resilience wrapped in melancholy suits their chronically online, darkly funny, mentally ill, trans, and stubbornly still-here energy.
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