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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is an impulsive, rebellious character who constantly seeks attention and reacts with extreme emotions, much like the user’s frantic posts such as 'THOS IS SO FUCKING COOLOHMY GODHDDNTBMD?????' and the enthusiastic 'ask me questions'. The user’s self‑destructive and volatile statements, for example 'cutting myself is like a nightcap to me' and 'i literally have NO idea how much longer i can fucking take this', echo Bart’s reckless antics and willingness to hurt himself for a thrill. Their frequent exclamations and love for fans—'HII OMGOMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!' and 'I LOVE THIS SONG 🤤🤤🤤🤤'—mirror Bart’s catch‑phrase style and desire to be liked. The focus on school pressures ('good morning twitter i have a lot to do and not a lot of time finals week is right now and my grades r riding on this') also fits Bart’s occasional struggle with school expectations. Overall, the chaotic energy, impulsivity, and emotional highs and lows align most closely with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows extraverted behavior by frequently addressing the audience, e.g., "good morning twitter!" and "hello OOMFF!!", and by inviting DMs and sharing links. Their language often includes vivid, abstract imagery such as "the energy in heart is made of chemical foam" and "my heart is beating super hard but I’m done shaking", indicating an intuitive style. They consistently prioritize emotions over logic, as seen in statements like "i hate my life" and "i love nicknames lalala they make me feel so whimsy and happy", reflecting a Feeling preference. Finally, their spontaneous, unstructured posting pattern and impulsive remarks about cutting, cravings, and last‑minute exam prep demonstrate a Perceiving approach. These combined traits point to an ENFP personality type.

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College student, music lover, coffee addict. Once turned a grocery run into a 3‑hour quest for the perfect study snack. DM’s open for friendly chats #Shedtwt– @paranoiaparade

Your signature cocktail
The Sharkblade Sunrise mixes bright blood‑orange juice for the "blood" that the user mentions when they say "cutting myself is like a nightcap to me" and "i want more scars i want to wear them like acessories". A splash of energy drink mirrors their frantic tweet "im so fucking overstimulated in this walmart everyone walks two miles a decade" and the constant buzz of finals. Cinnamon syrup adds the sweet comfort they crave, echoing "if someone brought me cinnamon rolls right now i would be the happiest person ever". Mezcal’s smoky bite represents the sharp, cutting edge of their personality, as hinted by their obsession with blades and the line "i love gimmicks.....". Finally, a shark‑fin garnish nods to "THANK YOU OOMF I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU THANK YOU and thank you for the shark" and their shark emoji in the profile, making the drink both fierce and affectionate.

Your Hogwarts House
Many of the user’s tweets focus on caring for the community, constantly thanking and expressing love for their followers, which matches Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and kindness (e.g., "good morning twitter! ... ILY all! stay safe, and i love you all!! kisses" and "THANK YOU OOMFIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH"). They repeatedly invite others to interact, stating "dms open, no dni!!" and "ifb always !!", showing a desire to be inclusive and supportive, a hallmark of Hufflepuff values. Their frequent expressions of empathy toward themselves and others—like "my heart is beating super hard but im done shaking… I feel so weak and helpless" and "I wish someone at least enjoyed my suffering"—illustrate the deep compassion characteristic of Hufflepuff. Even when they talk about self‑harm, they do so openly and seek comfort from the community ("cutting myself is like a nightcap to me"), reflecting Hufflepuff’s willingness to share vulnerability and rely on the group. Overall the pattern of gratitude, community‑building, and emotional openness points to Hufflepuff rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the daring of Gryffindor, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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The intense self‑harm and chronic emotional pain in the tweets aligns with the song Hurt. The lyric I hurt myself today / to see if I still feel mirrors tweets like 'cutting myself is like a nightcap to me' and 'MY CUTS KEEP SPLITTING OPEN'. The sense of hopelessness and longing for validation in lines such as 'i wish someone at least enjoyed my suffering' and 'i want more scars i want to wear them like accessories' echoes the song’s refrain about feeling broken and searching for meaning. Their mention of industrial music ('KMFDM STILL SUCKS!!!!') suggests a taste for the industrial sound of Nine Inch Nails, the original artist of this track. Overall, the raw, confessional tone of the song matches the emotional volatility and self‑destructive themes present throughout the account’s timeline.

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