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Your Simpsons character
They align most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, sarcastic, and constantly joking while hiding some darker or self-deprecating thoughts. Like Bart, they lean into irreverent humor and shitposting, laughing at everything with exaggerated reactions such as “vsfd eu tô quebrando mto KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK isso foi a mlhr coisa q eu já fiz”. There’s also a streak of dramatic, half-serious self-loathing and over-the-top despair, very Bart-when-he’s-being-melodramatic, in tweets like “alguém me da 17 tiros” and “quase deixei passar a data mais especial do ano, eu devia sumir logo”. Their nerdy side comes through with constant references to games, superheroes, and series, especially Spider-Man and The Boys, as in “fã do Aranha é smp assim, n tem jeito msm” and “qnd vão perceber que The Boys atira pra todos os lados?”, fitting Bart’s pop-culture-obsessed vibe. Finally, their tendency to roast things and people—“eu odeio gente que tenta meter pauta racial em tudo” and “foi só p enganar, crtz, falar q o Snyder é bom é maluquice”—matches Bart’s constant teasing and boundary-pushing attitude far more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): although very online, their content centers on solitary activities like gaming and late‑night reflection, e.g. “hoje é um daqueles fatídico dias que eu sei que vou passar a madrugada jogando Katana Zero, ouvindo msc e pensando em td”, and self-deprecating isolation like “quase deixei passar a data mais especial do ano, eu devia sumir logo”, rather than in‑person socializing. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they constantly reference fictional universes and abstractions (Spider-Man, Tokyo Ghoul, The Boys, politics, media criticism), such as “qnd vão perceber que The Boys atira pra todos os lados?” and “em pleno 2024 e tem gnt achando q a China é comunista”, focusing on concepts and meta-commentary rather than concrete daily details. They strongly favor Thinking (T) over Feeling, using blunt, analytical or mocking takes instead of emotional diplomacy, e.g. “foi só p enganar, crtz, falar q o Snyder é bom é maluquice” and “eu odeio gente que tenta meter pauta racial em tudo”. Their style is chaotic, reactive, and improvisational, indicating Perceiving (P): they often talk about breaking down laughing in the moment (“vsfd eu tô quebrando mto KKKKKKKKKKKKK”) and last‑minute or unstructured habits like staying up all night gaming, with no evidence of long‑term planning or rigid structure. Overall, the combination of introverted, idea-focused, highly analytical, and spontaneous behavior best matches INTP.

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Programmer in training, anime & Spider‑Man analyst. Once spent a whole night debugging Python just to realize I’d forgotten a comma.– @paranoidnokan

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Blue curaçao stands in for their constant "mizuki badar" fixation, a vivid splash of chaotic fandom mirroring tweets like "mizuki badar". Cachaça adds Brazilian soul and bite to match lines like "meu cabelo infelizmente tá igual esse corte bosta do eskimo", half self‑drag, half swagger. The espresso shot is their sleepless gamer/anime energy, echoing nights like "hoje é um daqueles fatídico dias que eu sei que vou passar a madrugada jogando Katana Zero, ouvindo msc e pensando em td". Lime juice brings sharp acidity for their ruthless media takes, as in "falar q o Snyder é bom é maluquice". Finally, tonic water adds a bitter fizz to match the dark humor of lines like "alguém me da 17 tiros" and their dramatic "Deus, sou eu dnv...", turning the whole thing into a sweet-bitter, hyperactive meme in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong mix of wit, media analysis, and self-reflective humor that fits Ravenclaw best. They frequently comment analytically on pop culture, like when they question political readings of shows: “qnd vão perceber que The Boys atira pra todos os lados?” and mock shallow takes: “esse bglh do Dantas é mó triste viado, resumiram o bglh a só isso”. There's also evidence of intellectual engagement and learning, such as struggling with programming but pushing through: “esse negócio de python destruiu minha cabeça” and being proud of understanding content without subtitles: “que orgulho, consegui entender td sem legenda, fiquei mó feliz”. Their humor is often very meta and word-based, like “o preço que eu pago por saber ler”, which suggests enjoyment of language and ideas more than pure sentiment or ambition. While there are hints of self-deprecation and dark jokes like “alguém me da 17 tiros”, these are framed in sardonic, hyperbolic ways that align with a cerebral, overthinking personality rather than Gryffindor bravado, Hufflepuff warmth, or Slytherin ambition. Overall, the blend of media critique, learning-focused frustration, and sharp, referential humor is most consistent with a Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for @paranoidnokan is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, which mixes dark humor, anxiety, and a bit of melodramatic self‑loathing in a way that mirrors their timeline. Their bio, “im done dreaming 🇻🇦”, and posts like “alguém me da 17 tiros” and “quase deixei passar a data mais especial do ano, eu devia sumir logo” echo the song’s mix of despair and irony. They frequently spiral in a humorous way about their own mistakes, as in “MEU DEUS DO CÉU, SOU MTO BURRO” and “esse negócio de python destruiu minha cabeça”, much like the song’s frantic, overwhelmed tone. At the same time, they’re deeply into pop culture, comics, and media discourse—“fã do Aranha é smp assim, n tem jeito msm” and “qnd vão perceber que The Boys atira pra todos os lados?”—which fits the song’s rebellious, media‑saturated energy. Overall, the combination of self-deprecation, chaotic humor, and a slightly jaded outlook makes “Teenagers” a strong thematic match.

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