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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Imagination: His bizarre dream about Chris Chan moving to Madagascar suggests a vivid and active inner world.
- Resilient Persistence: Sending 'like 10 appeals' to get his Pinterest account back shows a determination to overcome obstacles.
- Dark Humor: The 'open casket funeral' tweet indicates a willingness to explore morbid and unsettling themes humorously.
- Sensory Awareness: Noticing the refreshing feeling of a 'pillow that was in the fridge for a few hours' reflects a strong connection to physical sensations.
- Expressive Outrage: Stating 'every single edtwt member deserves to be executed' (likely hyperbole) demonstrates a passionate, though extreme, expression of his opinions.
Weaknesses:
- Dramatic Exaggeration: Claiming he wanted to 'shoot myself in the head' after a minor inconvenience suggests a tendency to overreact.
- Morbid Fixation: The 'open casket funeral' tweet, while humorous to him, might be off-putting or disturbing to others.
- Inconsistent Follow-Through: Promising an 'art post soon maybe' indicates a struggle with procrastination or a lack of commitment.
- Social Frustration: His anger at people bumping into him at the grocery store reveals a sensitivity to social interactions and a potential for irritation.
- Provocative Statements: The tweet about femboys, even if satirical, is highly offensive and could alienate or offend others.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Noel is like Milhouse Van Houten. Both are prone to misfortune, have vivid imaginations, and express themselves dramatically. Milhouse's constant struggles and anxieties mirror Noel's frustrations with everyday life, such as the grocery store incident ('i went grocery shopping and people kept bumping into me it made me want to shoot myself in the head'). Milhouse's awkwardness and tendency to overreact are similar to Noel's extreme statements. Just as Milhouse has bizarre adventures, Noel has strange dreams and surreal experiences.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Noel embodies INFP: introverted, intuitive, feeling, perceiving. His introversion is evident in his new account created 'to interact with people', suggesting a need for connection but a preference for a smaller circle. Intuition drives his bizarre dreams and creative imagination, as seen in 'yesterday i had a dream that chris chan was sleeping over at my house and then moved to madagascar .? Ok'. His feeling side expresses strong emotions, both positive and negative, such as 'im so happy' and 'i hate femboys so much'. Perceiving keeps him open to new experiences, even if frustrating, like going to the grocery store ('i went grocery shopping and people kept bumping into me'). He's a dreamer with a strong moral compass, even if expressed dramatically.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a pillow that was in the fridge? Because you're making me feel really good right now.
- Is your name Pinterest? Because I'd send 10 appeals just to get your attention.
- Are you Chris Chan? Because you're living rent-free in my dreams.
- I must be at Walmart, because I can't believe you're real.
- Do you like burgers? Because I want to meat you.
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Noel | 15 | Artist (eventually) | Surreal Humor Enthusiast | Recovering from Pinterest Suspension | Ask me about my Chris Chan dream– @parasiticlung
Your signature cocktail
The Chris Chan Dream
The 'Chris Chan Dream' cocktail captures Noel's surreal and unsettling imagination. Blue Curaçao represents the bizarre and unexpected nature of his dreams ('yesterday i had a dream that chris chan was sleeping over at my house and then moved to madagascar .? Ok'). Vodka provides a strong and disorienting base, reflecting the intensity of his emotions. Cranberry juice adds a touch of sweetness, contrasting with the cocktail's overall strangeness. A splash of absinthe introduces a hint of madness and the gummy worms add a playful yet disturbing element, mirroring his dark humor.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Noel would likely be in Slytherin. While young, his tweets demonstrate ambition, resourcefulness, and a certain disregard for rules. The tweet 'i hate femboys so much i hope every single person that identifies with that term or likes them gets blown up' (though satirical) shows a willingness to express controversial opinions, a trait often found in Slytherins. His dark humor and focus on personal experience ('watching the life in his eyes fade away') also align with Slytherin's self-preservation and cunning. He might use his artistic talents for self-expression, but his ambition would drive him to excel, even if through unconventional means.
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Mad World - Gary Jules
This song's melancholic tone and themes of social alienation resonate with Noel's tweets. His frustrations with everyday life ('i went grocery shopping and people kept bumping into me it made me want to shoot myself in the head') reflect the song's sense of disconnect. His dark humor and morbid fascination ('open casket funeral') align with the song's somber mood. The lyrics about dreams and anxieties mirror Noel's frequent mentions of naps and bizarre dreams ('yesterday i had a dream that chris chan was sleeping over at my house and then moved to madagascar .? Ok').
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