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Your Simpsons character
Lisa's artistic intelligence and earnestness map well to Sam: both are creative, passionate about causes (or fandoms), and sometimes the most grounded voice in a silly crowd. Sam's proud academic moment 'i passed my animation final :D' and their thoughtful art practice echo Lisa's studious, artistic side, while their frequent moral-expressive bursts mirror Lisa's dramatic declarations.

Your MBTI personality Type
Sam best fits ENFP: Extraverted because they publicly celebrate tiny fandom wins and interactions ('I JUST SPOKE TO QWEL. THE QWEL.'), Intuitive because they experiment with original ships and AU ideas ('au nonsense', 'invalidcode lifeline'), Feeling because much of their content is emotionally driven and affectionate ('theyre my lifeline', 'I LOVE LIFE I WILL NEVER DIE'), and Perceiving because they are spontaneous and semiactive ('miiight go inactive again for a bit Sorry', many impulsive celebratory tweets). Their stream-of-consciousness posting and emphasis on community and creativity are classic ENFP signals.

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it/its • sam mclaughlin + falin touden superfan • animator-in-training 🎨 • multifandom artist (murderdrones + more) • semiactive — draws, animates, and gets very excited about QWEL– @parasiticsammy

Your signature cocktail
The 'Invalidcode Lifesaver' is bright, playful, and slightly nerdy — just like Sam's feed. Lychee brings a soft sweetness for all the 'i love' tweets ('i love murder drones'), yuzu soda gives an effervescent sparkle to match energetic all-caps celebrations, and blue curaçao adds that uncanny cartoony hue reminiscent of their fan art. The gummy robot nods to 'murderdrones' and the glitter captures their love of whimsical visuals and fandom theatrics ('turn this Thing into a football guys').

Your Hogwarts House
Sam seems loyal, friendly, and wholehearted — traits that fit Hufflepuff. They champion small communities and friendships like 'me and oomfie some of the silliest goobers around' and celebrate others' tiny victories. Their fandom devotion ('theyre my lifeline') reads as steadfast and caring rather than cutthroat ambition. They also show a humble work ethic in sharing WIPs and celebrating passing an animation final, which matches Hufflepuff's patient, earnest nature.

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This quirky, bright, slightly nerdy song matches Sam's playful experimentalism (making parody accounts, turning images into footballs) and love of creative, slightly eccentric worlds like 'murderdrones' and 'Pony Town'. The tune's celebratory, goofy energy pairs well with Sam's frequent exclamations of fandom joy and art experimentation.

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